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Are you a sharp-headed guy? Or maybe a very careless, thoughtless person? Are you viscous, or maybe greedy? Perhaps arrogant, perhaps needy? It's alright, you can own up to it - arrogant, needy, greedy, careless, sharp, intelligent, or viscous - they all make the world go round, right?

In a video game, do graphics matter to you? What is the bar?

No.

Tenchars.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Conker's Bad Fur Day, damn it.

If you have any particular games you play or would like more people to play with, post them as well.

Ever been stuck in a loading screen for your FAVORITE online console game? Waiting for people to jump into the room so you can get [your] shit on!? Ready to pawn some noobs with your epic skills!? Only one problem - what could that be? There's NOBODY in your region with that game? Wait, none of your friends are on right now!? What a shame!

Not anymore!

Simply post your XboxLive name or PSNID or Wii Friend Code or WHATEVER you go by, name the game you want potentially quicker assistance or partners for, and your desires for more and or larger numbers of heads to bash, purses to steal, or cars to blow up shall be answered. Let's face it, it can't be helped that some games are just very underrated or not as well-known as bigger franchises, and a lot of them have great cooperative or multiplayer options that are optimized with lots of people. Sometimes, some games just have awful servers that won't allow you to search for a random room, sometimes, you just end up having a game for a system none of your friends have.

PS3

Eugar137
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
Metal Gear Online
Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 2
Bioshock 2

360 (in the neat future)

MegaMario2
Halo: Reach
CoD Black Ops
Team Fortress 2
Splinter Cell Conviction

I think its just the "Justin Bieber" effect.

Anything/anyone that makes more money than you will ever be capable of in your lifetime is automatically a deposit box for every inflammatory negative comment, emotion, or quality you can put into it. Note, there are people with legititmate criticisms of it. There are people who think its cool not to like it but have never played it a good five to six minutes. There are people who are just going to say "its garbage" and are too hare-brained to think up a better answer for this question.

I personally liked it, it was my first MMO, so I'm a tad biased perhaps. I haven't played it in years and I only occasionally log into my old account just to see all of the changes.

At 12/13/10 05:16 PM, ryanson209 wrote:

At 12/13/10 05:05 PM, Rague wrote: I already tried what the OP suggested. It didn't work.

Ahahahaha... wait, what?

At 12/13/10 05:03 PM, Peony wrote: You were supposed to say EARTH! and someone else'd say WIND! and someone else finally HEART!

Wrong order, Captain Planet.

Apparently Newgrounds has literal balls of steel.

WTFSHOCK.

I suck it all in and spare the universe another big bang.

Humanoid typhoon? Pfft. Humanoid SUPERNOVA is what 200% sexier-Me will be!

At 12/13/10 05:07 PM, Gagsy wrote: No seriously, I don't like talking about internet popularity much. Besides, the more people that like you, the more people who start disliking you too. It gets really tedious on both ends.

All I want is to meet a couple of users like me, who get me. Who don't make me feel old or stupid or boring or sad.

I'm both intrigued, depressed, and curious as to why you think that way. I want to improve the situation, but I doubt this thread is going to be some life-changing moment for anyone here. When I'm not trying to be a tough guy on this site who gets all of the jokes, I don't know, I actually like making friends.

At 12/13/10 03:43 PM, Xarnor wrote: BULLCUT SHITS FIRE :O

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

At 12/13/10 05:01 PM, ryanson209 wrote: This website now has a face. Do something bro.

I already tried what the OP suggested. It didn't work.

At 12/13/10 04:18 PM, bb wrote:

At 12/13/10 04:15 PM, Colin wrote: Your balls on on your groin, pal. Not your face.

Since when? Why have I not been informed properly?

I have a right to remain skeptical.

And this is where the thread took a dive... the very fate of Newgrounds was at stake!

...So are you saying that I've become so unnaturally sexy that I could murder a man in front of his family, have sex with his wife and relatives, and walk off scott-free?

I am a sick bear, I am.

Woah, you actually clicked this.

Anyway, I had some apple juice just a couple of minutes ago - smelled fine, tasted "alright" since I'd just had some cookies moments earlier and I figured "meh, the tastes are probably conflicting". So I poured myself the last of it that was left, disposed of the bottle, and then went "Bottoms up". I downed nearly the entire cup, until I felt something gooey in my mouth.

The time for sex puns is imminent - get it out of the way folks.

Now, immediately, I spit it out into the cup with what little was left. Panicking, I held it to the light and investigated the cup - an olive-sized chunk of (re-collectively) gooey material was sitting there, floating in mockery of the deed. I immediately thought, "Oh my god, I just drank fermented juice. But doesn't it have a weird taste, not a glob inside of it? I would have known from the smell. Tasted fine, drank the whole thing!"

Call me an idiot, but there was a label on the top of the apple juice bottle that read "7-11-12", which I translated as the actual expiration date. I would later discover that apple juice is only supposed to last even refrigerated for a period of 2 weeks/months (misleading information). Alright, I'm stupid, and certainly no apple juice afficionado. Anyways, the point is I freaked. I poured the g lob out of the glass and observed it in my sink - what looked like mold (MOLD IN APPLE JUICE, I panicked, WHAT THE ****!?).

If I'd just ingested MOLD. '_' I was getting ready for the emergency room or whatever. But when I poured out the glob, it seemed more like jsut regular apple juice except smaller and sticky, like it lost mass from the juice itself. I poured it onto a napkin and extracted the glob, which was more the size of a booger now, and tossed it in the trash?

Did I just drink messed up juice? WikiAnswers has done me no good, I've already called my neighborhood doctor and they confirmed I haven't contracted AIDs or an STD, but other than those promises, this could be a life-or-death situation.

So now that you've spent 5 minutes reading all this, perhaps you could assist me in figuring out what the hell I just drank and save me the effort of googling it?

In all honesty without any bias, what would you rate Halo Reach on a scale from 1 to 10, and explain why you gave it that rating in detail. Is the storyline amazing, is the gameplay refined and a truley refreshing experience, is there valuable content and an endearing protagonist? Or did you just get off the multiplayer and reading this reminded you there was a Campaign, lol, no, but let's not count the multiplayer. I mean Reach as a game, not as a teabagging or CTF or Slayer experience, but in it's cinematic form? For what the game truly is, those who have procured it in your various ways, how was it?

At 9/2/10 01:53 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 9/1/10 10:56 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote:

At 9/1/10 10:53 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote:

At 9/1/10 10:47 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Multiplayer Confirmed

Fuck.

This means they're going to spend less time on the campaign. You know how it goes.

It is a bit worrying yeah. I hope multiplayer just means co-op so it wouldn't effect the single player campaign too much. At least I hope :/

That seems most likely. I once dabbled on the idea of AA multiplayer, I like thinking about implementation, and I only had one idea that was similar to MGO: A mode where you are in the Asylum, 6-8 players play inmates and one plays as Batman, and you get the idea. I actually just thought about it, and I solved the "Batman stealth" problem.

With realistic enough location, it would be VERY HARD to see up at the gargoyles, but if you spot Batman long enough he would be slightly lit up and you'd be able to shoot at him and etc. However, any other modes seem impossibly unbalanced with Batman facing down all of the inmates by himself.

I am also crossing my fingers for the multiplayer to not take away from the single player experience. Arkham Asylum gave me loads of room to explore and look for secrets for hours on end and I enjoyed it. I should really replay it again to try and get any achievments I missed my first time through.

Same thing I said above. Most rumors seem to be it's just going to be co-op, and if it's online, than that could be pretty sweet. It'd be just like Kane and Lynch or Army of Two or Little Big Planet.

But I'm excited at how they said theyre not aiming for an Arkham Asylum 1.5 but an entirely new experience from the ground up.

At 9/1/10 06:21 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: PLEASE let us have the true Harley Quinn costume as an alternative to the slutty one. Please.

Well, I have my theories about this, but it looks like that won't be happening. In fact, this doesn't really look like Harley Quinn, it looks like someone new. But that's unlikely. But Harley looks younger and sexier, so I'm guessing it's just the lack of makeup. As long as they give us a New Game+ or something to do other than just Challenge Maps at the end, I'll be happy.

I actually don't mind the new costume THAT MUCH, but I would like an option like in MGS Twin Snakes where you can switch Harley/Gray Fox's outfit, ironic because Fox's suit becomes red/blue compared to blue/red, and everybody REALLY wants to see Harley's old red and black outfit in HD. :)

Holy city overrun with criminals, Batman! You don't think this could get out of hand, do you!?

1. Meet The Pyro (AT LAST)
2. New Left 4 DLC (AT LAST)
3. Half-Life Tag Team Racing Screenshots (W....T....F!?)

Weird. I don't know about you guys, but I just got/through the demo and I liked it. Can't wait for October.

Do it, you won't.

...

The same thing we do every night Pinky.

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

How many states are there in America?

This question will weigh all perceptions of you in the future.

... It's so horrible, yet I just can't stop watching. I need help.

It came up while I was looking up the puppy-river incident, the last of the internet's epic (public) fails until today. Thoughts?

We're such pansies for defending Justin Bieber.

I demand BIEBER VISION, the power to make anybody I make contact with turn into Justin Bieber, just for lulz.

Why should I ask you anything?

MuyBurrito will not make this a Combo Thread. Stop trying.

(And by saying that, I have invoked memetic mutation that will force all of you to willingly produce the expected results! Mwahahahaha.)

At 8/31/10 01:46 PM, jlwelch wrote:

Woah.

What is there to "woah" about? I DO give a damn about modesty and I would not only hate the life of a celebrity, but would hate myself if I ever became one. Add to that the fact that this kid is the biggest d-bag faggot on the planet undeniable. The masses hate this fag for a reason.

I demand +50 respect points if my ranting becomes a meme.

The point was, you went on about hating the life of a celebrity, which I guess means you dislike their lifestyles (-). But I was also questioning how that relates directly to the issue of disliking Justin Bieber and how any of that makes him a "d-bag faggot", you never gave any reasons for yourself.

And since when do you define "the masses". The masses at 4chan trying to send him to Africa/Cuba? The 20 or more people who claim he is a douchebag because they watched one of his music videos and did not like it? The 4 people here who honestly said they had nothing against him and they just didn't like his music/personality with less hostility?

At 8/31/10 12:51 PM, SomeGuyInSomePlace wrote: Nice job skipping me. No response, huh?

Why would I respond to you? Do I know who you are? Does your opinion really matter here?

...

Hi my name's Rague, efftard of Newgrounds 2006, 3 bans, no convictions. Nice to meet you.

At 8/31/10 12:46 PM, SomeGuyInSomePlace wrote: Because he's a little shit. Have you ever seen his youtube videos?

Something rhetorically convoluted + emotion + sarcastic half-assed remark = my response.