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Response to: The Myspace Duck Face Posted December 25th, 2008 in General

'Sup guys

The Myspace Duck Face

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted December 25th, 2008 in Where is / How to?

Level 45!

Shit, I might even get around to getting the last b/p level after a million years of not working on it. Getting a life does that. But hell, I can do that during the holiday season...!

Response to: Is NG evolving that fucking fast? Posted December 22nd, 2008 in General

At 12/21/08 09:51 PM, Vrejvax wrote: it's full of idiots now. the admins sold out.

Tom, on multiple occasions, has received offers to become an instant multi-millionaire in exchange for this site. He declined and continues to help grow artists through its services.

And you say he sold out. Lol. Move along, fuckhead.

Response to: Mac or PC survey - need by Fri! Posted December 16th, 2008 in General

Mac PC
Work [] [-]
Drawing [] [-]
Recreation [] [-]

(Why would I pay three times as much for the same shit?)

Response to: Highest Level Ng User Posted December 8th, 2008 in General

http://www.newgrounds.com/rankings/

Response to: NBC10 Video Footage Posted November 20th, 2008 in NG News

Hah, nice footage. You guys hiring? =)

At 11/20/08 08:47 AM, TomFulp wrote:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/31 0480

Boo, he used my old tricky techno loop without credting me

Response to: Fucking Norton Posted November 11th, 2008 in General

Norton is an awful product. Sometimes it won't even let you uninstall it from your computer without a Norton user account and internet connection.

I've seen people whose computers were running extremely slow with an internet connection that kept on crapping out -- only to have all of those problems disappear entirely when removing Norton.

Response to: Mute button on phone Posted November 8th, 2008 in General

At 11/8/08 10:09 AM, poxpower wrote:
YOU CALL CENTER PEOPLE. You're all the same >:O
YOU'RE EVIL! EVIL!!

You're just mad that we completely trashed your notion that the mute button was useless. I guess you're just not good enough to use it right...

Response to: Mute button on phone Posted November 8th, 2008 in General

At 11/8/08 12:06 AM, poxpower wrote:
I don't get it, when does the mute come into play?
You're obviously going to have to talk to the dude at some point so any background noise that you'd try to hide by muting your voice would just show through the second you talk.

Unless you plan on calling/answering people without talking.

For starters, you'll most likely be wearing a headset. Every cough, sneeze, sniffle, etc. is going to have a mic right in front of your face regardless of what direction you're turning your head. Unless you want to rip out an enormous snort in to the phone or make it sound like there's a hurricane whenever you cough, it's nice to tap the mute button and pretend it never happened.

Also, many call center phones don't wait for you to "answer" the call. You can be in the middle of a conversation and, with very little warning, you'll be in a call. If you have the mute button hit ahead of time, you won't mistakenly start out with a customer by telling them how stupid the last person was or how badly you need to take a piss.

Then there's the co-workers, who either are being really loud, or have to tell you about the conversation they just had with Joe Blow who fired a rifle at his cable box because he thought the red light on it was a camera. It's almost always stuff you don't want the other person hearing. It's also therapeutic sometimes to hit the mute button so you can still mumble curses to yourself while sounding as polite as possible.

It's not always bad stuff, though. Sometimes you just have to ask someone nearby a question while you've got the customer on the line. Sometimes it helps when you're eating something crunchy, so you can crunch a few times without loudly announcing your activities to the person on the line, or when you need to have a drink of water or what not.

I could think of a few more things. For real. That covers most of it, though.

Response to: Mute button on phone Posted November 8th, 2008 in General

At 11/7/08 09:15 PM, poxpower wrote:
NOW WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO MUTE ANYTHING ON A FUCKING PHONE WHILE I'M TALKING IN IT? WHAT THE FUCK???

You have never, ever worked in a call center.

Response to: 5.1 surround sound, back are quite? Posted November 5th, 2008 in General

At 11/5/08 09:08 PM, firemaker60 wrote: These headphones will provide all the surround sound you need.

He's doing the real thing, not that fake shit.

Anyway, if you have the proper drivers for your 5.1 audio device installed, you should be be able to change the volume for the rear/back speakers. At least if yours are any decent.

Here's where I would set it for mine

5.1 surround sound, back are quite?

Response to: Cnn Has Holograms??? Posted November 5th, 2008 in General

Wow, it's not a hologram you weirdos. It was just a realtime green/blue screen.

Clue alert: This has already been done for decades.

Response to: I got $500,000 Posted October 17th, 2008 in General

So in other words you actually have $0, and are suckered in to thinking you're close to winning a prize, so you want to buy more. You know that's the whole point, right? The winning game pieces are unlikely to even be in your state...

Response to: Windows Updates Posted October 16th, 2008 in General

At 10/15/08 11:58 PM, liljim wrote:
I'll be buying it on the basis of the OS, as much as anything else. And... I've had many PCs for as long as I can remember, including two laptops, both of which have had components fail.

So, whilst they might be more expensive, I'll take a chance and see if they suffer the same fate.

I figured most of that. Honestly. I just wanted to take another public dump on Apple computers. They're not bad machines, really. They're just significantly less stable in my experience. Maybe you'll get lucky and have one that doesn't crash completely when you select Go->Connect to server or use a tablet with Photoshop. I'm like 0 for 7.

Beyond the OS, it's all the same junk. Marked up for that special added perception of value! Two cents of mine -- you have them. Bleh.

Response to: Windows Updates Posted October 15th, 2008 in General

Windows might come with some annoyances (this is among the worst of them), but there is almost always an option that lets you tweak it to be more to your liking. The average computer user would probably never install any updates if it wasn't done automatically. You're not the average computer user! Tweak some options!

If you haven't changed it already, see the picture below. You can get there through the Control Panel -> Automatic updates. I switched to this option years ago and have never had any problems like this since.

At 10/15/08 11:32 PM, Masculine wrote:
At 10/15/08 10:58 PM, liljim wrote: Thank God I'm going to be upgrading to a Mac in the not-too-distant future.
You're feeding the monster either way on this one.

I'm going to bite on this one.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Wait, really? I hope you're going to buy the cheapest one they've got. When they charge you two to three times on a per-component basis than you'd get building a machine yourself, then that's just stupid. It's fucking retarded when the money put towards a $3600 Mac Pro could build THREE "PC" machines that outperform it, monitor and everything included.

Stuff like RAM they charge up to four or five times as much compared to something identical or superior. Go figure.

Windows Updates

Response to: Do not buy the new Macbooks! Posted October 14th, 2008 in General

Sometimes I'm amazed that people buy their products.

There's a person I know who has literally spent tens of thousands of dollars on Apple products. I gave him the run-down on their prices and by the time I was through, he said "I'm not going to buy another Apple computer again".

Also got him to not renew his subscription to the Apple mail service.

Apple computers are real crapshoots.

Response to: Post the first picture on your comp Posted October 13th, 2008 in General

No picture galleries.

Also, call me Captain Obvious, but if you post a topic titled "Post any picture you want", it would probably yield the same result. It's not like half of everyone really cares if it's the first picture or not.

Response to: bleh Posted October 6th, 2008 in General

Wow. Banning for language? I should ban you because you clearly don't know the rules, you twat clod...

Response to: How fast do you type, NG? Posted October 5th, 2008 in General

At 10/5/08 07:52 PM, Synnxile wrote: eh. no big deal

This test is pretty flaky. You got a ton of short words there. On a couple tests I typed more characters per minute than that, but got a smaller words per minute score.

Anyway, here's the best of my runs =)

How fast do you type, NG?

Response to: Dark green aura sample Posted October 2nd, 2008 in General

How many of these threads are you going to make? This is your third in less than a day. Just keep it to one of your other threads or something. You're not giving us much to discuss here.

Response to: Computer: Build it or Buy it? Posted October 1st, 2008 in General

At 10/1/08 08:43 PM, RyuMaple wrote: Alien Ware

User 1: "I need a simple car to drive myself to school and back, and maybe the supermarket now and then"
You: "Porsche"

Of course, in this case, the Porsche would actually be a better car, whereas an AlienWare computer is the same old shit with an enormous price hike. Build the computer yourself. The experience you get from it is valuable, and the deal you can create for yourself is absolutely unrivaled by any other options (Unless it's a laptop).

Response to: This may be old, but... Posted October 1st, 2008 in General

Yes, you're right. It's old.

Response to: Who has seen a newgrounds memeber? Posted October 1st, 2008 in General

I've seen a good handful of people visiting NG at my university. Of course, it helps to be in areas that are rife with studies in things like digital art and computer science.

But all of that is nothing, because I once saw somebody browsing the BBS of all things...

No, I don't go up to talk to anybody or anything.
Response to: Spyware, adware, malware, etc. Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

MY INABILITY TO USE A COMPUTER WILL BE YOUR UNDOING...

[STRING OF EXPLETIVES]

Spyware, adware, malware, etc.

Response to: The furries... Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

Okay. So you made a topic solely to post an image with zero supporting context. And we're supposed to discuss what?

Response to: Sig Archive; I need advice. Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

No sig theads (You got enough feedback anyway.)

Response to: People who know less than me Posted September 27th, 2008 in General

Pox, I've been meaning to tell you this for a while, but your artistic skill and overall sense of design is thoroughly underwhelming. I can appreciate your rabidly prolific willingness to try and fail, but you are really lacking in some fundamental components of art (talent) and are in dire need of instruction. Follow my example here and don't be afraid to ask me anything. There are no such things as stupid questions here.

Top 500 songs of all time? More like top 500 dongs of all time

People who know less than me