At 9/7/09 03:15 PM, Nekow wrote: my WIP, this is taking more time than I expected :/

Holy Shit. That's all I can say.

I have to agree with most of the comments. $140 sounds really pricey for something that size.

Granted, I spent about $200 on each shoulder, but they cover my shoulders almost entirely. Plus, my designs were really intricate. AH is rather simple.

It's not badly done, but I will say that you'll probably kick yourself for getting it later.

Another thing I agree with is that you did pick a shitty place to get it. Forearms are not exactly the easiest place to cover without wearing a long-sleeve shirt, and, unfortunately, the stigma is alive and well in the business world.

As long as you're happy, that's all that matters, although HAYF did make some decent points.

Ah shit, I would gone if I had known about this. Fuck.

Can't wait to hear more rumors and tidbits next week.

At 5/29/09 09:50 AM, Paranoia wrote: I thought that that was just for sponsorships :/ I think I've got it somewhere; unfortunately internet troubles are preventing me from uploading anything right now though :'(

Oh really? Balls. I know it used to be that way, but I was almost certain that I remembered Tom making a post about it and offering a link.

Maybe I lied to myself about that. I mean, it's really the only way I can sleep at night sometimes.

Wow. Haven't been here for a while. And I haven't missed much.

Ba-dum da.

Anyways, I've been browsing all over trying to find that swanky intro where the NG logo fades into a cursor that passes over and reveals "Everything by Everyone", but I can't find it. I remember a while ago Tom made a post about it and gave it for download, but it's not on the official list of shit you can download.

Someboy got it that they could share with lil ol' me :3

At 5/22/09 06:56 PM, MG34 wrote: Tom Fulp could you explain why a NeNe vote bar exists on Newgrounds
http://img.ngfiles.com/vote3.gif

It got used for the April Fools Day prank this year.

So, to save you time, Shreddy, I still have all my pictures. I can zip 'em up and throw them online for you if ya want :3

At 5/21/09 11:22 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 5/21/09 10:49 AM, Wrathlust wrote: I couldn't get neither literate nor illiterate. Am I seeing a bug here? I've sat down and literally timed it with my watch and nothing happens for both. I think seed of destruction hates me.

Copied straight from the game.

Note about medals: Yes! They are difficult, rawr! In addition, you may only get one literacy medal, or none at all if you spent somewhere between 5 and 12 seconds reading. This way, if you earn an illiterate medal, you can't go back and get a literate medal. So then you can't fool anybody!

You can get, 1 or none...You can never get both! I think you have lost your chances of getting both now. Sorry.

Well, I guess that makes sense as to why I can't get the other one. That blows. I like getting 100% on medals for games. That's actually really gay.

Balls.

I sent an email and then read that whole "fuck you after April 12th" shit.

Fuck.

At 5/11/09 11:20 AM, Luis wrote: award certificate.. pff.. im still waiting on mine from like months ago.

Like you really need another.

At 5/10/09 04:19 AM, Homosecksual wrote:

At 5/10/09 04:00 AM, Radioactive24 wrote:

At 5/6/09 03:15 PM, Homosecksual wrote: I just got home from school, only to find that Clive came in while at school!

You shoulda gotten a picture of him in the box. I spent some extra time on that :P

Also, Bob, your bag o' air is gone. For some reason, my roommate deemed it necessary to rip it apart with his teeth... so now there's just a lot of bubble wrap.

And boy is there a lot of bubble wrap.

I was wondering who made the NG styled box, I thought it was someone at the office.

Nope. It was me. But I have to say that cardboard with tape is a rather shitty medium to sharpie on, as if I'm not bad at it as is.

At 5/6/09 03:15 PM, Homosecksual wrote: I just got home from school, only to find that Clive came in while at school!

You shoulda gotten a picture of him in the box. I spent some extra time on that :P

Also, Bob, your bag o' air is gone. For some reason, my roommate deemed it necessary to rip it apart with his teeth... so now there's just a lot of bubble wrap.

At 5/4/09 05:08 PM, Shreddy wrote:

At 5/4/09 02:48 PM, Radioactive24 wrote: He was in a few girls' cleavages though...

PICS!

Unfortunately, he was living in my backpack and my camera was kept in my room, for the most part. Just enjoy come boobsweat, homosexual. I mean, Homosecksual.

<3

Glad to see lots of the movies I was rooting for in the list.

Congrats to everyone!

At 5/4/09 07:53 AM, Zenan wrote:

At 5/4/09 07:28 AM, Shreddy wrote: good to see he had a goot time with you radioactive :D

looking forward to seeing Homosecksuals pictures!

The irony being that Clive has already taken homosexual pictures lol!
Radioactive that was fucking classic! He goes to you guys and just ends up getting buggered by a horse, face fucking your friend and smoking up lol! CliveTheMonkeyPimp tbh

Wait, I must have missed something: when did he get railed by a horse? I mean, I didn't take any photos of that.

He was in a few girls' cleavages though...

I'm slightly confused how this only lasted about 6 hours as a real competition.

Oh well, I'll probably end up making one when I get home *shrug*

So... yeah. I woke up reeeeal late yesterday and I undershot when the post closes. So clive on the first box to NY tomorrow. Sorry Fayggut. I mean, Homosecksual. :3

I almost wrote that on the box. Instead, there's your first name and an "H.", since I wasn't given a last name.

Also, I forgot to enlighten you about Thursday night. We did end up going out, and Clive got trashed. He's kinda a lightweight, but he also gets pretty frisky when he's drunk.

So, he spent the night grinding up on some thick bitches in a dank basement and then he got his ears pierced. :3

Sorry, I was reeeeeeal wasted myself, I couldn't stop 'im. I can't lie though, they look pretty good.

And 8 guages were the smallest I could find :(

Bye-bye Clive! Now he's all sealed up in his box :3

Well, I just got home from college today, so that means I get to skip down to the Post Office tomorrow.

I wish I had gotten more pictures in the past few days. He almost went to a party Thursday night, but it was agreed that it probably wouldn't be the best idea.

Next stop: getting molested by Homosecksual on the NY Subway! Huzzah!

At 4/29/09 07:06 AM, Shreddy wrote: good to see monkey enjoyed the third leg of the tour :)

now onto new york! :D

Yeah, he'll get shipped out when I'm not wanting to punch babies in the mouth because I'm sturdying my ass off for finals. Clive'll go, I swear, I just don't know when yet.

At the latest, it'll be Friday or Saturday. If we're lucky, I'll be able to ship him out Thursday.

At 4/28/09 09:57 AM, ForNoReason wrote:

At 4/27/09 05:24 PM, Radioactive24 wrote:

I hate being such a bad influence on this monkey. -_-"

I can't wait to experience all the smells he has picked up once he gets to me...

You have an odd fetish there. Olfactory bestiality?

At 4/28/09 10:09 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 4/28/09 09:57 AM, ForNoReason wrote:

At 4/27/09 05:24 PM, Radioactive24 wrote:

I hate being such a bad influence on this monkey. -_-"

I can't wait to experience all the smells he has picked up once he gets to me...

He better not smell of smoke when I get him. I'm allergic.

Nah, he smelled very little, but that's nothing that Febreeze couldn't fix.

Naturally, since it was a party out on the bench and cigarettes were about as abundant as air, Clive felt that is was a necessity to join in on the festivities.

I hate being such a bad influence on this monkey. -_-"

Today was such a beautiful day.

And by beautiful I mean way, WAY too fucking hot.

Thus, my friends and I decided that we would spend a majority of the day sitting outside of my dorm on our benches on the porch, jamming out to my iPod, and smoking cigarettes.

This is the Burrowes Hall bench scum.

My friend definitely wants me to tag it up in Photshop as "The Burrowes Porchmonkeys".

Seems appropriate, yeah?

P.S. For anyone who gives a shit, I'm the one fucking with his cigarettes on the end :3

So yeah, Clive went to a campfire with me, my roommate, and some of our friends.

Needless to say, there was some river swimming, some hotdog cooking, and copious amounts of Miller High Life.

After an 8 hour campfire, my roommate walked his drunk ass back to his bed and managed to pass out. Needless to say, Clive decided that he wanted to fuck with my roommate, despite the fact that house rules were in effect (my roommate had taken his shoes off.

My roommate didn't mind when he briefly woke back up though.

At 4/26/09 01:51 PM, Homosecksual wrote: To Radioactive - I didn't mean that in a serious way, sorry if I offended you :3

You're just saying that so I send it to you next :3

Okay, so I trusted clive for an hour, ONE FUCKING HOUR, while I went to eat dinner, and what do I come back to?

A monkey seducing my Penicorn. I mean, I know Peter's been riled up since there are no ladies around, but I can't believe Clive took advantage of that sexual frustration on the first day.

If he continues down the road he's on, I can only forsee worse (and by worse, I mean better) things happening to him...

;3

So I forgot to tell you before I went to dinner that Clive and I decided to fuck some shit up while we were tooling around campus in my car.

I was going to get a temporary parking pass from the campus popo and the office was locked. So, since Clive and I were pissed, we decided to tag some crosswalk signs to show those pigs who the fuck runs shit around here: Angryfaic.

So, Clive arrived with me at college around 3:30 pm today, after a nice nice scenic tour through the back woods of Southeastern Pennsylvania.

The entrance sign to Millersville University was no real sweat for Clive. He just owned the shit out of it. Now if you excuse me, I need to go eat dinner. I don't think Clive will be joining me though.

He better not fuck shit up in my room...

(Wink Wink Nudge Nudge)

At 4/26/09 07:50 AM, Rebbay wrote:

At 4/26/09 07:13 AM, pauralotter14 wrote: yay you found monkey! means ill still get him :)

Let's not get ahead of ourselves now, there's still dozens of potential kidnappings to go.

Eh. I think it'll work. I mean, the stickers are probably going to be gone fast, but He'll come back. The only way he'll get lost is either in the mail itself or if someone physically loses him when they get him.

In the case of the later, I think Clive would just "evolve", if you catch my drift ;P