Cos u don't have a large cock. If u want any advice for a large cock, GO TO FUCKIN PLASTIC SURGERY!!!

That, or actually kiss a guy.

not me. Bags not. I am not a gay.

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!

At 7/9/08 03:44 AM, Bastard24135 wrote: Ok,I was driving to work(I have a side job besides colege when Im free for a while)when i see this dude like my age(18)sitting in the kiddle of the road,drinking a beer and reading an ultimate spiderman comic.Damn hes stupid!

Ooh, what's the name for a guy like that? Oh, right..... a hobo with little cash....

DON'T LET THE ASSHOLES TAKE NEWGROUNDS! PROTECT THE CITY OF WELL MEANED SUCESS AND THINGS!!! WE BUILT THIS WEBSITE.... ON ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 Options.

1.Rape if it's a girl cop.
2. Bribe if it's a guy cop.
3. Stay under the FUCKING speed limit.
4.Get glasses if u can't see ur goddamn speed counter.
5. Don't actually drive at all. It's bad enough u have a crap record, but the new ticket? Fuck man, take a bus, go for a walk(that'll teach lazy Americans who never get out of cars. 40 miles, lol) or take a bike. There's lots of ways.

The ability to SHOVE IT UP MY GIRLFRIENDS VA-JAY-JAY!!!

if I had a girlfriend.

or invisibility.

OMG I love it!!! Dude, I don't care if I'm a guy and I'm gonna be called a wuss but the bunny... dude that bunny is so cute man.

I care.

Even though I have no idea who u are.

Tiago, since I brought u back bad memories, I have to say one thing:You are welcome.

Why is it that when I start posting, everyone stops?

dick. Nah, I just kidding. Srsly though, she was great, we saw a movie, then we didn't talk much and now she's...gone.

Man, ur dad must be a fuckin asshole. Take all his cash and use it for urself.

I had a girlfriend once. Then she left me... and now I'm alone. : (

At 7/4/08 08:50 AM, gizmo12345 wrote: one time my lil sis stepped on my ps2 cord

the system was on a high shelf

and she stepped on it and it fell and smashed all over the place, and my dad said that since it was in my room, even though she broke it, it is still my fault! wtf!!

WTF man? That just sucks. If my sister did that, I would probably punch her in the face. Man.

1. A Sword-Gun, a sword with a gun on the end.

2.Titan's Fist, as big as a Rocket Launcher, needs electricity, instantly kills people in 1 shot.

3.The Big Spoon, a big spoon that's light-weight and easy to transport.Just whack people on the head.

Hey scrubby, I apparently can't get a lock on my door because, in fact, I have no door.

LOCK THIS THREAD, IT HAS NO USE ANYMORE!!! ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

what da f..k?

Also, to Reed, give us pictures or we won't believe you and THROW U INTO A DARK HOLE AND THROW PAPER AND KINDLING AND A BURNING MATCH IN AND DO THE SAME FUCKIN THING AS U DID TO UR GODDAMN CHINCHILLA!!! I rest my case.

Hey BlackFang, I had only said the "give him a break, his pet died" thing cos I was doing the "Good guy to understanding the whole fuckin situation and going against him" thing. But srsly, I do hate the bastard since he apparently KILLED HIS FUCKIN DOG AND WON'T ADMIT TO IT. god, asshole who killed his chinchilla, get a life.

Buddy, did u not see the post I sent up above u?

Uhhh... BlackFang? KIDDING!!! I hate people who burn their dogs for pleasure. In fact, I hate all dog abusers. U should have just left him alone mate, NOT BLOODY TAMPER WITH IT'S FUCKIN LIFESTYLE!!!

The Turd Launcher, the ultimate machine of all poo-shooting weapons.

Who, me? Aww sorry. NOT!! Srsly though, give him a break his pet died and I would be sad if my dogs died.

That is horrible. I feel so sorry for you.

I got another story:

So, a couple of days ago, me, my neighbour,Sam, and my sister are playing Buzz Junior(Yeah, I know it sounds gay but Sam's mum told us we had to. BTW, I'm 11 and I don't give a shit if u think it's a criminal offense) and she kept losing at nearly every game. Now, she was really pissed off at this game, and we thought it was funny when she got angry cos she always pulled this "I'M GONNA FUCKING MURDER U" look, and we started laughing. Then she gets mad and throws her Buzz controller on the ground. I got a Wii, as seen in my first post, and I threatened to destroy her Mii if she did anything horrible. And that was after she got told off by Sam's mum, yet she tried to hit us. Sam's going "Kill him, kill him" and u know why. At the end of Buzz, she had something like, 68 banana points, and I had 136. Sam beat me by 2 banana points.

Ha ha, very funny. Srsly though, it happened today, I got bored, my other thread got locked, did this in my spare time and the results: more people hate me. Damn I have a bad reputation.

Yeah, about that, he had a broken leg for a year. It's better now, but he's tough, I just couldn't think of anything else to say.

So, my little sister is a real shit. She punched my dad when she got pissed off, he hits her back defensivly, she starts fake crying. WHAT THE HELL?!! Also, as I've got the only Xbox in the house, she'll always come down and watch when I clearly want privacy, which is something she doesn't know about. The Nintendo Wii I got for my birthday has always been her target as she goes "Can we pleeeeeeze play on the Nintendo Wii?" and the parents always say "No" and she goes "But it hasn't been on today." Jesus, I wanna kill her.

I'll add more of her annoying antics when I find them. Bloody hell, I hope I don't.

Will Stockton from Pariah. Honestly, u can kill him and he'll just revive again by those virus generators.