When I was ur age, u had to wait til u were 16 to actually have sex.

Fuck, up there u would be fucking in heaven at 14.

Fuck, how many Internet friends? No fucking idea.

At 7/17/08 08:32 PM, Kart-Man wrote: Would you play it?

Hell yea

I just wanna get a girlfriend and be a writer or something like that.

New Zealand. I live in New Zealand.

At 7/18/08 06:58 PM, sasuke2910 wrote: i have some old .iso files for games i had a while ago but are now scratched all to heck and i want to re-burn them to cd's but i don't know witch type of cd's to get it think it's either these or these so can someone tell me what kind?

Just pick any type man. Lot easier than asking all of us.

Woop-de-do for u.

My only anagram for my user:

Rad.

WTF I WANT MORE!!!

Holy Fuck. Take her back to the goddamn hospital.

At 7/17/08 01:09 AM, GoreyCrust wrote:

At 7/17/08 12:55 AM, Supperdude9 wrote:

I just wish I still had her.

*Sigh* It's one of these days where manliness needs to be emphasized. :l

(WARNING: Newgrounders have no regrets.)

OMFG I saw it and I'm still laughing about it.

rofl.

Never had sex. Still a virgin and I ain't proud.

fuck.

Put a stun gun on 'em, and if they keep doing crimes, BRING ON THE GUILLOTINE!!!

Dawn Of The Dead.

I know, it's really sad. Luckily, u weren't the one that killed ur dog.

Why did Reed have to be such a dick for killing his chinchilla?

dude, there's one movie u forgot to mention on remembering movies from Disney... The Lion King...

At 7/14/08 06:36 PM, Minty-Hippo wrote:

At 7/14/08 06:36 PM, Tykwa wrote: That's a nasty fucking brush.

It's my pube brush.

Jesus fucking Christ.

At 7/12/08 05:10 PM, Schat wrote: i use the easy-bake oven, i stick it in there at night, and by morning its nice and golden

You stick what, the toast or the penis?

asshole.

See, I called u an asshole, like u wanted me to.

quick answer: No.

At 7/11/08 07:32 PM, Ejit wrote: Toast is for gays.

Then why do u eat it?

Nope. Not racial term, never will be a racial term. All it does is make people think u hate them in the "FUCK YOU" way.

A he-whore? Or a he-bitch? Maybe a she-bastard?

Good is losing ur virginity to someone u love, having a baby with someone u love and getting married to someone u love.

Bad is raping people.

And killing ur whole family.

At 7/11/08 05:52 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote: Why are you still in school?

Anyway, Google the book and turn that stuff into an essay of your own words.

In short, he means plagiarizing.

FOUND ONE JUST NOW! No pictures though, sorry.

Holy S***!
I want a tattoo of my cock.

TurdMan, all his gadgets are made of poo... EVEN THE BULLETS!!!

Do what all Newgrounders do: Watch,play,vote,review and swear.

Look, don't give me advice, this isn't one of those places. I don't want advice, I want to know what's happened between any of u and ur girlfriends.

if u have any.

At 7/9/08 11:27 PM, Dude4001 wrote: Why would you post on NG looking for advice? Half of the users are males who never leave the house. Most of these answers are gonna be sarcastic.

lolwut?

so?

At 7/9/08 11:03 PM, krunch123 wrote: i almost cried when i had to touch a dry sponge... what is wrong with me?

Ur just a complete nutcase.

yea, I know, really isn't an E-Diary though, just make a WordPad or Microsoft Word document and and u have what I call.....something.