At 11/6/09 05:39 AM, godlygodlygod wrote: there is not enough people here

so i will invite everyone i know to use the forums

by tommorow there will be 300 more people online

Age/Gender: 80, Male
Location: ya mum lol

Yes, we need more fine posters such as yourself.

At 11/6/09 06:00 AM, cast wrote:

Hmm.

Can I loosen it up over time like a vagina?

I think they sell stretching kits down at Target for about $3.

At 11/6/09 05:55 AM, cast wrote:

If I had a vagina, I could store my cosmetics and chewing tobacco in it, along with an extra pen. Will I be able to do this with a mangina as well? What are the pros and cons of each?

Mangina: 5cm^3
Vagina: 8cm^3

Maybe with some of the smaller packs of Kodiak and a few eyeliner pencils.

At 10/25/09 11:35 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote:

At 10/25/09 03:45 AM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: the fuck is a fred?

NOBODY ANSWERED MY QUESTION

This fag. Given that he receives an amount of attention, I can say that he gets too much. He should be nothing more than another stupid twelve year old who posts their personal videos on YouTube because they don't have any friends to play with, and considers a view count above 50 to be a personal victory.

At 10/23/09 11:28 PM, jarrydn wrote: He was epic in Arrested Development.

Otherwise he's a massive douchebag.

*Best living comedian

I wouldn't be surprised if he was being honest in this case. Not like he was racking lines on a mirror with a $100 bill in hand or anything, but it wouldn't have been that hard to snort some off your finger or something equally covert. He was playing a show recently in LA, but none of my friends had any extra money to buy tickets. Hopefully I'll be able to see him the next time he's in town.

Invite him on a camping trip and molest him. When he tries to call for help, take his phone away.

My first posts were pretty dumb, but now I'm a genius billionaire living the life I always dreamed about!

At 9/17/09 12:07 AM, wtb wrote:

At 9/16/09 11:14 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: I like how you think that two stolen quotes from Waking Life are substance enough to make a topic.

its a topic about the movie

I can tell, because you indicated it in your original post and all. Usually making a topic about a movie would require that you mention the title at some point, or maybe even give some sort of content besides two unrelated, unsourced quotes. That way people might be able to engage in a discussion, instead of opening your topic to find that it has no substance or value whatsoever.

I like how you think that two stolen quotes from Waking Life are substance enough to make a topic.

Congratulations on discovering materialism for the first time.

I remember Megan Fox saying something at some point about how she wouldn't mind if everyone in the Bible Belt was executed, so I'm going to have to give her the edge. Plus Kim Kardashian was in Disaster Movie which means she needs to die just for being associated in any way with that bullshit.

At 9/9/09 05:55 AM, MasterJarri wrote:

:I screamed "What the fuck!!??" and clawed at it with me right hand. I look down, it's gone! I'm fucking shitting my pants in glee, then... THEN!! I see it on my right index finger. I fucking shat bricks. I started bashing my built-in microwave screaming "MOTHERFUCK! MOTHERFUUUUCKER!!!!" "FUCK OFF!!!". Look to down to check and see if vigorous bashing beated it into compliance. NO FUCKING SIR.

Chill out bro

FURTHERMORE, knowing how to post links is for losers.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=h ttp://content.costco.com/Images/Content/
Search/591bs.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.co stco.com/Common/Category.aspx%3Fwhse%3DB D_115%26Ne%3D5000000%26eCat%3DBD_115%257 C6220%257C6972%26N%3D4033521%2B5000021%2 6Nr%3DP_CatalogName:BD_115%26Ns%3DP_Pric e%257C1%257C%257CP_SignDesc1%26lang%3Den -US%26topnav%3Dbdoff&usg=___87M69436cDw1 kcoh1pcfLLiWsM=&h=119&w=119&sz=7&hl=en&s tart=34&tbnid=KA9birQpV-uRRM:&tbnh=88&tb nw=88&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtreetop%2Bapple %2Bjuice%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den %26sa%3DN%26start%3D20

I have probably consumed more of this in my lifetime than I have water. I'm enjoying some RIGHT NOW in fact.

At 8/29/09 10:33 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:

Another good place to upload large collections is Megaupload. They give you up to a gigabyte in storage, though it takes a while to upload it.

Speaking of which, I might actually suggest this over rapidshare since it let me put my entire collection into one downloadable file relatively quickly.

At 8/29/09 10:08 PM, IronPirate wrote:

But it's 4chan.

True, but it's probably the only worthwhile part of the site. I get a bunch of mine from there.

Another good place to upload large collections is Megaupload. They give you up to a gigabyte in storage, though it takes a while to upload it.

At 8/29/09 09:22 PM, igott wrote:

At 8/29/09 09:13 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: listening to Insane Clown Posse in Winamp.

I have no respect for you.

You're right, being a juggalo is much worse than goat fucking. Though I'm guessing the the two lifestyles often coincide.

But to keep on topic, this is my wallpaper:

If anyone knows where to find Wish You Were Here, Animals, or another Pink Floyd Wallpaper, contact me.

There's a few good ones in my collection.

I'm a bit of a hoarder. I spend a decent amount of my time in front of my computer, so I feel that I should have an expansive collection of backgrounds to look at while I'm masturbating to goat porn and listening to Insane Clown Posse in Winamp. As a result of my collection, I have a folder almost a gigabyte in size, which I import into Wallpaper Master and set on random. It's a handy program that puts an icon in the system tray that you can click on to cycle through your collection, or set it to change at a time interval of your choosing.

So that everyone can expand their collections in an efficient way, there are a few rules if you plan to contribute to the thread which I have no way of enforcing:

- If you're going to post your collection, you have to post all of it at once. This can be done by making multiple .rar or .zip archives under 200MB and uploading them to Rapidshare one by one.

- Include the dimensions of your archive in the description. This is to ensure that people don't waste their time downloading massive files from a site that requires you to wait 15 minutes after each download only to find that it's full of wallpapers too small for their monitor.

- If your collection is larger than 200MB and requires you to upload multiple parts, make them standalone archives. Downloading archives where you need all the parts before you can extract the files take a long time to piece together and could end in a lot of time spent on disappointment.

- Along with your post, shrink down what you consider to be your favorite background and attach it to your post. This is to demonstrate your taste as a human being; if you attach a picture of Naruto, I can safely assume that I can ignore your post.

- If you only have one that you use all the time, upload it to in image hosting site (Imageshack.us or elsewhere) and provide a link as well as a resized picture.

Feel free to discuss why these rules are stupid, why I'm stupid, why my thread sucks, whatever you want as long as it relates to the topic. These rules are more like guidelines and are only intended to apply to the people that are contributing new material to the topic and not just discussing things.

As an example and to get things started, here is my collection. It consists mostly of 1920x1080/1200, though there are a few variations that will still look good on any 1920x**** resolution monitor if you add black borders and center it. Part 5 has the last of the high res images in it, as well as a folder of my old wallpapers for my old monitor that ran at 1280x1024 resolution.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

And my personal favorite of the collection:

Assassinated by cancer.

At 8/17/09 11:31 PM, RetardedNINJA666 wrote:

Thanks guys
I ended it and now shes crying on the phone.

Hang up, it's not your problem anymore.

Saw it last night, damn good movie.

At 8/5/09 10:36 PM, harriet wrote:

Drugs are bad unless it's for medical purposes, including marijuana.

Catchphrases are not substitutes for logic.

I'll go with weed. Psychedelics are good on occasion but I don't do them frequently enough to consider them my "favorite drug"

At 7/25/09 05:22 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

1 : What's your real name?

Matthew

2 : When is your birthday?

9-9-89

3 : What would be your ideal job?

Newspaper editor

4 : Who's is your idol?

Hunter S. Thompson

5 : Who's your favorite Newgrounds user (only name one)?

N/A

6 : What's your favorite meal?

Breakfast

7 : What's your favourite type of car?

Aston Martin

8 : which Newgrounds user of the opposite sex would you date?

Beats me man

9 : Would you like to found a family later? / Do you currently have a wife / husband and child(s)?

Probably not/no/no

10 : What's your opinion on Barak Obama?

More charismatic than the last president, but nothing significant will change

11 : If god could eradicate the idiots from the General Forum and spam from Newgrounds, would you be happy?

Happier with the site at least.

12 : What's your favorite video game?

Secret of Mana 2

13 : Which console do you prefer?

PC

14 : Have you bought Alien Hominid or Castle Crasher? If yes, how do you find it? If no, why don't you buy it??

Bought Alien Hominid, convinced 2 of my friends to buy Castle Crashers since I don't have a 360.

15 : Would your buy a NG T-Shirt, NG Stickers or any other NG merchandise?

No.

16 : How much time do you spend on Newgrounds every day?

Maybe 5 minutes or so recently.

17 : What are you proud about your Newgrounds account? (That can be everything if you think you are so awesome...)

Stats don't mean shit.

18 : Do you have a goal on Newgrounds (example, doing 40K b/p in one year, making 10K posts, becoming mod, etc.)?

No.

19 : After two years, what do you think about the new layout, and all the new stuff that has been implemented in Newgrounds since the re-design?

Old levels were better, I guess the blogs are a decent addition.

20 : What is the most important thing on the BBS according to you?

It's all equally unimportant.

21 : If you could change your user name again, what would you change it to?

Fitz.

22 : If you would say one thing to Tom to get a better Newgrounds, what would you say?

Use SA as a model for how the forums should be run.

At 7/22/09 02:57 AM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote:

i quit a year ago there is no benefit to it

You're right, I'm going to keep going.

At 7/19/09 06:39 AM, SKS wrote:

At 7/19/09 04:12 AM, squadus2 wrote: Except for one person, you're all my bitches. Silly < lvl 26ers.

bwahahahhaa

I dont know my level but im pretty sure you're my bitch.

Do I win this thread?

I've been light since I joined, since I'm not one of those goth losers. Maybe I'll go evil once I start listening to Finntroll and wearing corpse paint around the house.

At 7/17/09 10:50 PM, FuckinBullshit wrote:

So NG, how do you feel about smoking/drinking alone?

Smoking is fine, but getting drunk by yourself is pretty lame.

I also just voted 5 on it, looks like it's back on the list for now. I'll be back tomorrow to change the score by another 0.000005 points.

School from 7:30-10:30 at night on Tuesday / Thursday. Hooray for only taking one Summer class.

I hate things because they're popular.

Oh hi there Descartes