Pot: Good stuff, nice buzz.
Beer: Got real hammered once, woke up outside in my front lawn... 3 six-packs too many.
Rum: Did a few hits, got a bit drunk.
Tequila: That's the shit. Got real hammered, real fast.
Hash: This is some serious stuff, man. I got wacked out for days...
Cigs: Relaxing, but a bit bitter.

At 6/19/08 09:23 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: My question is plain, simple but serious.

What exactly does sex feel like? I know it's probably hard to describe, but describe it as well as you can please.

You ever masturbate into a dog?

At 6/19/08 09:18 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Do women ever enjoy sex?

You sir, get the idiot of the week award.

At 6/19/08 08:59 PM, Lamoureux wrote: I've been inspired to make a new soft drink called "Sucky".

A drink called suki... wow. What a novel idea...

Are you that stupid?

We don't want to hear about a guy's sexual experience... now a chick, that's fucking hot.

Kill your grandpa.

"Choke on that, Causality!"

At 6/19/08 09:01 PM, silentgamer656 wrote: Why must gas prices rise?

McFoofa

Hey McFoofa, kiss my arse! I was driving home (In an Aston Martin, for all you know), drinking Manachevits, when I hit my neighbor's cat. It's all your fault, you balmy bastard.

Damn you and your misleading title.

At 6/19/08 08:41 PM, dearion wrote: Most bosses will hire you if you sex them up.

At a CosCo?

And you have a computer... right...

A tie between Flying Circus and anything with Benny Hill, if you want BBC.

Holy Shit, I just realized that the OP does not think he's gay... I was taken aback by the Gay-bashing from a homosexual, and I was offended. Let's flame this guy for being an emo then go get a beer.

At 6/19/08 08:03 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:

At 6/19/08 07:53 PM, RWT wrote: DragonGrief, you're a gay-bashing homosexual.

You should be teaching universities with that fountain of intellect.

No shit. I laughed when I typed that...

Assuming that he's being 'flamboyantly gay' on purpose is bigoted and discriminatory.

He just ADMIT he does that.

If he did, then screw this shit. Let's go get a beer.

All stereotypes have a grain of truth. Maybe you aren't, but it's true, many homosexuals are very feminine.

Only because they CHOOSE TO LIVE UP TO THE STEREOTYPES.
If the stereotype had never existed, nobody would ever act it out.

Telling him to suck it up and deal with it might work for you, but not all homosexuals are like you! Fuck you, gay-basher.
(Sorry if I made fun of you for being more 'feminine' than normal, but it is true. Flamboyant =/= masculine.)

If he chooses to live like this, then he has absolutely no excuse whatsoever to complain when

people call him fag.

Woah, so you're saying gay is a choice? Cuz I think you just said it...

Do you know how people treat me, a transsexual? I've been shot, stabbed, beat up, spit on, and run over. While keeping entirely to myself. I've been abused, neglected, ridiculed, humiliated, over, and over, and over, and over, every day of my life, but I don't cry in public when someone calls me a fag or faggot.

You know what, I'll say it. From what I can see, this guy (The OP) might as well be a chick, with his attitude. And I can feel compassion for that kind of situation. There, I said it.

He's not "feminine." Just a sad, pathetic, drama whore child.
And while I'm still a basement dwelling lifeless jerk, through my thoughts and reactions, I'm more feminine than any social butterfly lisping son of a bitch.

What the fuck, dude? Don't hate just because people give your group a 'bad name'. (If he does pretend on purpose, then I'd be the first to kick his arse. In that case, he deserves to be called faggot by dumbasses.)

And hey, I never ragged on you. Just the fact that you're a gay-bashing homosexual, and there is way too much fucked up with that to not rant...

At 6/19/08 07:53 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: I work at Radio Shack and approve of this statement.

Print this out and put it on something:

At 6/19/08 07:44 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: I would punch you in the face and proceed to beat the life out of you if you acted like that around me.

It's fucking pricks like you that live up to the stereotypes that society builds around homosexuals, which is why because of you, and only you, we'll never have equal rights, and we'll never be accepted.

DragonGrief, you're a gay-bashing homosexual. What the fuck is wrong with you? Assuming that he's being 'flamboyantly gay' on purpose is bigoted and discriminatory. All stereotypes have a grain of truth. Maybe you aren't, but it's true, many homosexuals are very feminine. Telling him to suck it up and deal with it might work for you, but not all homosexuals are like you! Fuck you, gay-basher.

(Sorry if I made fun of you for being more 'feminine' than normal, but it is true. Flamboyant =/= masculine.)

So you are homosexual? Sorry if I misread your post, I'm confused.

At 6/19/08 06:43 PM, oldbinny wrote: It's bigger and it's more known.

Discuss.

Leichtenstein Mutual can kiss my arse.

I hope to die in a blaze of glory, preferably while piloting an oil tanker into the seaside villa of a dictator.

At 6/19/08 06:39 PM, putzpie wrote: We aren't ruled by a queen. We have our wimminz in the kitchen where they belong.

we win.

Let's turn this into a state war, guys. Virginia kicks arse!

We'll all be dead in a hundred years, but I believe...

...I'll have another drink.

At 6/19/08 06:27 PM, technodude79 wrote: anyone want to join my new religion :P

Hello, I represent my religion, Renissism

We are at holy war.

At 6/19/08 06:25 PM, oldbinny wrote:

At 6/19/08 06:19 PM, RWT wrote: Aye, you torry prick, I will kick your arse if you make fun of my country again. You fucking wanker!

Tell the king he can kiss my arse. I know more about Britain than you think, prick.

we don't have a king

everyone know's that

Ay'll explain the sarcasm uh dis' statement an' cayl you a prick at the saym time in a cockny accent, ya wanka!

At 6/19/08 06:23 PM, Panzer-Wolf wrote: I can't go to one game of cod4 without being called a faggot by some British guy...

Wanker. (I'm american, BTW. UVA, go hoos, go!!!)

At 6/19/08 06:19 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

At 6/19/08 06:07 PM, WilliWowza wrote: I'm sure this won't create a shitstorm of 'my country owns your country'.

Of course not. Newgrounds is full of level headed, mature users who know this argument is pointless.

Hey Carolina, go smoke another cig, while UVA owns your blue devil/ goat arse! Biotch! UVA, UVA, UVA!!!

Aye, you torry prick, I will kick your arse if you make fun of my country again. You fucking wanker!

Tell the king he can kiss my arse. I know more about Britain than you think, prick.

I loved watching the old stuff on CN when I was a kid...
Scooby Dooby Doo (and scrappy doo too!)
Wacky Racers
Hong Kong Phooey- One of my favorites
The Perils of Penelope Pitstop
The one with the red baron guy...

Now for some real old stuff...
Looney Toons- Bugs bunny, Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam, the shiznit Roadrunner + coyote, and ACME corp. all around.
Tom and Jerry
Popeye on at 5:00 am

And of course CN had some great shit too...
Courage the Cowardly dog
Animaniacs
Sheep in the big city- random, but entertaining, I think...
Dexter's Laboratory
Ed, Edd, and Eddy

These very new cartoons havn't been mentioned, so I decided to take a crack at them...
Krypto the superdog- Superman's dog fights crime witha bunch of other weird looking mutts... crap.
Foster's home for imaginary fags- Nuff said
The Mr.Men show- I loved Mr. Tickle until they ruined it. Bastards.
Chowder- I literally lasted 7 seconds before saying 'Fuck this'.
George of the Jungle- 2 seconds. Seriously.

They stopped in their tracks and just stared at my cock. I don't know what they thought, but its not like I'm small, I have a little more than 6 inches (no one will believe me, but yes, I have an average penis.)

Everyone after that called me 'Commando' and girls always looked at my crotch from then on, until freshman year this passing year.

Your life is fucking awesome. How much do I have to pay to be you? I mean seriously, this sounds like a chance for snagging a girl...

At 6/19/08 05:30 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 6/19/08 05:29 PM, Brick-top wrote: I was never confused.

It's been a year..

And yes, only sexual dreams I have are gay ones.

And you're a chick! Kick ass.

Since you're the admin, go into her files and load them all onto dozens of disks, and put a note on the comp telling her where her pics are.

(If you're feeling especially cruel, tell her you lost the box with the discs in it... Ha)