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At 6/14/09 02:25 AM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: anyone here seen a movie starring bruce campbell call "My name is Bruce"

It's about bruce campbell and he decided he didn't want to be kicking ass for an hour and half

oh stfu , stop making some gay ass thread sheesh, fuck bruce

the last one looks like a coloring book page.

why don't you create your own character instead of creating knockoffs of others? would be nicer.

you are wrong sir, wolverine does not age.You just made a thread out of something useless, sorry but NO wolverine does not get old.

At 6/3/09 05:48 PM, Grammer wrote: Okay fine, I'll unblock the rest of the ads. Sheesh

yeah that would be good or we will be bugging the shit out of you wahhahahaha

At 5/28/09 05:59 PM, PsychoGoldfish wrote:

At 5/28/09 05:57 PM, Rucklo wrote: He's expandable material anyways. :D

Only when YOUR MOM is around

OH SNAP I GOT YOU GOOD!

...pretty good comeback for a 30 yr old :|

At 5/17/09 09:16 PM, Alpharius120 wrote: Maybe you could provide us with the art that you currently have?

i agree, it would make a difference.I might be able to help but show something plz.

good job on all of them man,Finally good to see something great instead of ms paint.I liked most of your work.Hope to see alot more from you. good day

At 5/13/09 01:58 PM, MICHhimself wrote:

At 5/13/09 01:56 PM, MasterRaffi wrote: I have known Newgrounds for a long time. I am not that savvy. This website reminds me of Albinoblacksheep and eBaums world. Why I dont know. The forums seems pretty easy to use, but there is so much to do here. I guess I have to just get used to it.

Welcome. Familiarize yourself with the rules.

And I doubt it's a good idea saying it's like ebaums here.
Newgrounds doesn't steal stuff.

He can say it is like it. Newgrounds got created by some inspiration.Not saying it was ebaums world or anything but i am pretty sure the idea came from something like that.

At 4/15/09 06:22 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: San Jose gonna win!

GO SHARKS!!!! woooo

At 5/13/09 02:37 PM, Wivernryder wrote: Face your head the other direction. It looks freaking unnatural.

haha that was one of the funniest replies i've read. nice

At 5/13/09 09:00 PM, Saen wrote:

At 5/13/09 08:56 PM, PurplePancakes wrote:

How about you don't worry about music.Just listen to your shakira and don't listen to rap, it's that easy.If not then suck a dick.

I've tried sucking dick, but it still doesn't drown out the noise. Grandpa promises that if i keep beating his meat that he will steal all the rappers' dicks so that they will have nothing to rap about.

And this is why kids grow up to be rapists and have incest with their families wow nice reply you douche.

Why does almost every thread i see has to have a cock in it? is that what kids in newgrounds are thinking about most of the day? sheesh.

At 3/14/09 12:14 PM, norcemastero wrote:

At 3/14/09 12:00 PM, watzmann wrote: Yo,
i started playin guitar on christmas. u know any easy acoustic songs?

dude acoustic guitar sucks balls

your face sucks asswipe. Acoustic is good.Just cause you put distortion on your guitar it doesnt mean you can play good.

At 5/13/09 08:34 PM, Saen wrote: Rap, repetitive, no instruments, synthesized vocals, pathetically intimidating. Thats rap in a nutshell. Why are we hooked on this moth vomit? It is not "badass", "crunk", or "penile inflating", as most advocates portray it. The next time you observe some hip hop youngster blasting his/her stereo with this "shit in the foreskin", ziplock your anal excretions and ejaculate it at him/her.

How about you don't worry about music.Just listen to your shakira and don't listen to rap, it's that easy.If not then suck a dick.

10 minutes ago. I smacked him across the face, then I crushed his head with it.

must be a tranny or something i guess.

At 5/5/09 05:20 PM, PaulStetich wrote:

At 5/5/09 05:12 PM, Imaku wrote: I don't have anything against the people themselves, just the fetish. I mean, it's a half animal, half human, mutant thing that you're fucking... But, there are stranger fetishes out there.

I have a friend who has this weird fetish of being silenced . . . having someone's hand over their mouth or duct tape or something . . .

. . . . ok this "friend" is me XD

freak....I hate them because i just do , it is nasty to think about doing someone who is wearing an animal costume.If my girl would be into that i would shoot her and tell her to marry an elephant.Nasty sick shit.

Don't be silly, we can not be chameleons.It is like saying a hairy ass man is a bear.Maybe it is just the reflections of colors.

At 5/3/09 10:31 PM, H-K-S wrote: I can't say that's true because of your stupid ass sig.

haha i agree

At 5/1/09 08:25 PM, Silver-Glint wrote: Yeah I agree. If that was me I'd be saying "Dad, no offence but we've been sat here for months now listening to how you met Mum, and well I've missed out on some serious fucking schooling."

haha like you care about school? isn't that what kids want? no school

At 5/2/09 12:21 AM, o0-0o wrote: Touch her vag, it always works. Make it seem accidental though so when you see a possible opening, take it.

And this is why he is single...Morons like you do not deserve a gf now go and date a dog you weenie.

maybe you guys need some real game.Don't blame the girls, blame his lazy ass who can't come up with good lines.And that guy who called them skanks,Isn't it even more sad because they are skanks?imagine a normal nice girl, they tell you to shove it up your ass haha

At 4/27/09 04:45 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Just let her die. Then yell "I TOLD YOU SOOOOO!" at her corpse at the funeral.

fucking moron...grow up you little nerd.

At 4/27/09 04:50 PM, dogdgey5 wrote:

At 4/27/09 04:47 PM, Bassanova-001 wrote: That's today, dude.

OH SHIT MAN THAT IS NOT FUNNY

you scared the shit out of me if today really was the 27th i would have missed my wedding.... ha good thing your just a douchbag, now what is today really?

Today is the 27th you fool.

At 4/27/09 03:28 PM, commander22 wrote: Well my school is super religious and i'm on NG...
If i was caught, i would probably get suspended for 3 days...

does your school have as strict rules as mine??

this the only private school in the whole fucking region, no I don't want to become a priest!

Maybe you should be learning, get off newgrounds and learn.

At 4/24/09 01:33 PM, Benovere wrote:

At 4/24/09 01:06 PM, PurplePancakes wrote:

At 4/24/09 12:45 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: If a guy has the same tastes as you, you're good close friends.
If a girl has the same tastes as you, you've got to date her.

Remember: Female good close friends don't exist. Ever.

Plz don't give advice,you don't know that for sure.I got lots of best friends who are girls, and most of them are my ex girlfriends.So YES you can be good friends with girls , you just have to have game.I doubt you have that since you give that kind of advice.

I'm sorry, most adults don't interact with their exs. When you get older you will understand this, or you might contract an std. Female 'friends' tend to complicate life. So do clowns.

not most but like i said its not so hard to interact with your ex's.As long as both are mature about it.It wont work having one adult and one kid.
I interact with alot of my ex's and its great were all like a big great family.I just dont get along with my ex wife , now thats something different haha.But its possible if you are both adults about it. And clowns brighten up our days dont bring them into this convo.

At 4/24/09 10:29 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: I have a feeling people are going to say something like " we wont know because we are going to die in 2012" .

I won't know because we are gonna die in 2012.

At 4/24/09 10:33 PM, Samen wrote: Practice with your dog.

haha, Well it IS YOUR gf, so that does mean you can kiss her anytime and it's ok. Imagine having a girlfriend and never kissing her cause youre scared...kinda silly.maybe you haven't gone through puberty yet so i say practice with a sausage.

not a big fan of the clock crew but you can make the drawing better by making the lines darker.

looks like a wacked out chupacabras