3,616 Forum Posts by "Purple-Slurpie"
this is a cool thread, isn't it?
At 1/11/11 07:20 PM, 2good2b4goten wrote: Oh, you're 14.
Fuck that shit.
U Killed it dawg.
At 1/7/11 08:47 AM, kiljoy96 wrote:
Wat do.
Enjoy being high.
u r so smart n cool. wanna b my friend?
if Brucey really was a badassmotherfucker, he would have avoided death. Samuel L. Jackson is still alive and he's like 96.
You wouldn't know trippy if it hit you in your little ballsack.
Porn's in 3d now. So that's a lot better. Your list is irrelevant.
I call being the slave that builds it.
At 1/4/11 04:38 AM, Gerbil wrote: I don't always drink, but when I do I make sure it's Heineken
I don't always drink, but when I do, I make sure I piss my pants and yell at the neighbors.
No, I just look at porn all the time.
I only drink PBR because I can't afford anything better. Sorry for not having a good job, yall.
You should get her something better than a watch. No one uses watches anymore. Ppl have cellphones, bro. They have clocks on them. Case closed. Get her an engagement ring/box of condoms.
Step 1: boil water
Step 2: cook noodles
Step 3: eat noodles
Step 5: poop.
The circle of life continues.
At 1/4/11 04:17 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote:At 1/4/11 04:14 AM, Purple-Slurpie wrote: Take him out back, old yeller style.This.
P.S. Your sig size does reflect your penis size, from what I can tell, since you write like a total nerd.
Also, it's 3 and a half inches. I just measured it.
At 1/4/11 04:17 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote:At 1/4/11 04:14 AM, Purple-Slurpie wrote: Take him out back, old yeller style.This.
P.S. Your sig size does reflect your penis size, from what I can tell, since you write like a total nerd.
I haven't been on newgrounds since highschool. I'm drunk with a friend and we're reminiscing right now. aka, I'm a grown ass man.
Take him out back, old yeller style.
At 8/5/10 02:04 PM, SuperGerbal wrote: That game was harder than my dick when I actually beat it
I love this sentence.
It would be that I would have the ability to cum milkshakes and shit sour patch kids.
No, but I really want to have a girlfriend that will lick my sweaty ass after a hard day's work.
dream girl.
It's not real. It's just really shallow water and mirrors and wires.
I have a raging hard on. I don't want it to go to waste.
Drowning when you land in the water. Duh.
I DESERVE SOME CAKE!
or maybe
SOMEBODY SHAVE MY PUBES!
What I do when I'm on stage is I look above the audience, directing my vision to mostly the corners of the room. This does two things. 1. Makes you feel like less people are there, 2. gives the allusion that you are making contact with the audience, 3. your dick grows by 25%.
Do what I do and smoke a pipe. not even is it awesome, you feel ultra sophisticated.
I have mono right now, which is a lot like strep, and I tried smoking. Terrible idea. I felt like i was breathing sandpaper.
At 7/27/08 10:20 AM, Tramps wrote:
I'll recommend a few bands from different sorts of genre's:
Generic/Mainstream Rock: Lost Prophets, Elliott Minor, Bloc Party, Blink-182, My Chemical Romance, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Angels And Airwaves, 30 Seconds To Mars, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park, Muse, Nickelback,
Muse isn't even close to generic.
but I would recommend you Rage Against The Machine if you like Hip Hop and want to branch out. Also, you might like Nine Inch Nails.
And I couldn't recommend the website, www.pandora.com more. Just type in Coheed and Breaking Ben in the Artists I like, and it will create a radio station with similar artists.
So I just returned to mexico today from a mission trip. We had visited the small city of Puerto Advanturas near Playa Del Carmen. I'm not really going to go into detail about the trip, but one of the days I went grocery shopping and we came upon this place called MEGA. It was like a mall combined with a wallmart type deal.
There are a bunch of random ass stores on the bottom floor, like a barber and a mexican radioshack, and on the top floor, there is this giant super store. I spent most my time near the electronics section, because we were looking for a keyboard for the church we were helping out, which consisted of a bunch of flatscreen tvs playing this DVD of a giant rave and the surround sound was blasting unbearibly loud. AKA sweet.
Well anyway, My spanish teacher was with us as a translator on the trip, and she pointed me in the direction of this goofy assed picture of this bald spanish guy fully clad in midevil armor. His name was Julio Regalado (Spanish for Given, as in he's givin' you the best prices in town.) I was immediatly fascinated by this silly man.
He roams around the kindom of mega, slashing prices and defending the people from overpriced socks and watermellons. He is the supreme protector in the marvelous kingdom of offers. He will slay the dragons of poor quality and expensiveness. THIS IS JULIO REGALADO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_kwUDA4G MU&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ftjf9qR8 7U&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKKhmoRSd bw&feature=related
