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Author Search Results: 'PureCarnage'

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Topic: Hi, I'm a Mac

Posted: 12/13/07 04:26 AM

Forum: General

At 12/13/07 04:23 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: En Em Dawg, En Em. Just responding to yet another fucked up wheel-go-round of opinionated paradoxes. You?

Just fuckin' around on the BB, chillin' out and waiting for something interesting to be posted. All my good threads get deleted because they usually involve some kind of penis or spin on masturbation. I'll have to rethink my posting standards.


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Topic: Science VS Religion

Posted: 12/13/07 04:23 AM

Forum: Politics

Science isn't the holy grail of truth, but at least it is more open to the truth then most religions. However, Science and Religion do parallel in a way that belief still occupies both.

I'm more for science in the end, it's expanding and open where religion generally is a closed case. Not to mention religious fanatics believe in totally absurd notions.


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Topic: Hi, I'm a Mac

Posted: 12/13/07 04:17 AM

Forum: General

At 12/13/07 04:15 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote::

*waves*

Hi PureCarnage!

D

What's going down hommie? Derailing this thread, albiet it allowed me to vent about my bad experiences with a mac, that aside... wtf is up ma n_word!


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Topic: I've been thinking...

Posted: 12/13/07 04:14 AM

Forum: General

zomg ffs lollz


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Topic: Hi, I'm a Mac

Posted: 12/13/07 04:10 AM

Forum: General

At 12/13/07 04:06 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote:
And I'm the SardonicSamurai!

And that you are.


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Topic: Hi, I'm a Mac

Posted: 12/13/07 04:02 AM

Forum: General

Hi I'm a mac, and I have a spinning umbrella that doesn't stop. Try to click on a new application, but wait, my umbrella is still spinning. If you are unhappy with my spinning umbrella, just reboot me and the spinning will stop.

Hi I'm final cut pro on a mac, and mac just updated now I don't fucking work anymore. Want to encode a 3 minute music video, add text and crop thats only going to take 4 hours when on your PC the same encoding task takes 20 minutes or less.

Hi I am safari 3.0.4 and my JavaScript Core is fucking broken so try to do some online banking and watch me crash. What, want to use QNEXT in Quicktime, or call on JavaScript methods on the quicktime player... wtf... try running safari 3.0.4 on windows and all those problems go away.

(Fact for all you dipshit mac users, Safari 3.0.4 runs better on windows with less crashes and more sites work because the javascript core isn't a fucked up piece of shit like it is on the Mac)

I work every day on PC and Mac... Mac by far is the worse of the two. I want to fuckin' punch that Mac commercial guy in the balls for all the lies.

Apple is secure? Google quicktime exploit and see the pandemonium it caused.

I panic everytime I update my Mac because fact... lots of applications break, I have to uninstall third party software, try to reinstall it to see if it works, wait for a stupid patch...

Hi, I'm a mac, I can't handle MPEG-2 using 1500.00 software like Final Cut or Quicktime Pro, so encode it using MPEGStream then re-encode it... WTF is a VOB anyways.


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Topic: The march towards one world govt.

Posted: 12/13/07 03:36 AM

Forum: Politics

It all started when I took a look into Europa, the European Union. I remember they first formed back in 1999, and the notion of the Euro seemed odd but not worth investigating. It wasn't until rumor came my way that the North American Union was also in the works. Not to mention the African Union formed in 2001 in a way that I didn't even realized it had until I googled for it.

The North American Union is forming under the guise of Nafta and the SPP. (North American Free Trade Agreement and the Security and Prosperity Partnership) with a unified Amero in the works. I had to really stop and scratch my oblivious head... is this really happening?

The EU claims that its not a state, yet it's formed a constitution of its own. It claim's that it won't have an army, but lo and behold it does, and that army is growing and preforming more and more missions along side of Nato. The silent workings of this entity is sliding its arm deep into North America.

Will we too, have a new constitution? Will America cease to exist? All the sovergne nations of the EU are slowly having their laws, borders and freedoms washed away by the every changing EU.

The new world order is upon us, I don't think any of us will want to go where its going to take us.

As Han Solo so often said, "I have a really bad feeling about this!"


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Topic: I just removed WoW from my life

Posted: 12/13/07 02:03 AM

Forum: General

wow takes too much time to play gets boring fast


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Topic: An illustration of my love life

Posted: 12/12/07 10:21 PM

Forum: General

I fapped.


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Topic: That's enough ads, don't you think?

Posted: 12/12/07 03:40 PM

Forum: General

STFU... you ain't paying for it, so let them make money to cover the expenses you cry-baby. Like you are even throwing a penny at them in any way.


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Topic: The shit you won't get done list.

Posted: 12/12/07 01:00 PM

Forum: General

At 12/12/07 03:52 AM, DrHood wrote: Well, my dishes have just been kind of . . . marinating for the past month and a half...

I've been there... it's disgusting when the slime and smell at the bottom reaches your nose when you finally start to clean.


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Topic: The shit you won't get done list.

Posted: 12/12/07 02:02 AM

Forum: General

At 12/12/07 01:57 AM, KillerCRS wrote: P-promise you won't yell, Mr.PureCarnage sir?

All I can promise is jack shit. You'll have to take your chances. Besides, a good healthy Yiffy diet is good for the soul.


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Topic: Top ten worst movies of 2007

Posted: 12/12/07 01:57 AM

Forum: General

So what this tells me is that Hairspray is a good movie because it's not on the list... for fuck sakes...

Hairspray should be #1 and everyone who starred in it and watched it should be gassed.


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Topic: The shit you won't get done list.

Posted: 12/12/07 01:49 AM

Forum: General

At 12/12/07 01:41 AM, KillerCRS wrote:
At 12/12/07 01:39 AM, PureCarnage wrote: I do as a matter of fact.
*Sigh* time to get out the tinfoil hat.

It's pointless, all I read as if in an endless loop is, "Meet Tom Fulp" in some drone robotic chant. As I probe for more depth, I get pictures of furry porn so WTF is with that man!!! WTF is with THAT!


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Topic: The shit you won't get done list.

Posted: 12/12/07 01:39 AM

Forum: General

At 12/12/07 01:34 AM, KillerCRS wrote: I was considering that, you know. You must read minds :D

I do as a matter of fact.

At 12/12/07 01:31 AM, SteamTusk wrote: Aw, this isn't serious, eh?

I purchased Adobe web Suite Premium for $1599.00 last month, figured I want to own it all... just need Adobe After Effects now.


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Topic: The shit you won't get done list.

Posted: 12/12/07 01:30 AM

Forum: General

At 12/12/07 01:28 AM, KillerCRS wrote: It just so happens I have made such a list.

I'd put meet tom fulp somewhere in that list.


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Topic: tell NG about your friends

Posted: 12/12/07 01:20 AM

Forum: General

I love my true friends, they make me laugh, stoned and drunk.


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Topic: The shit you won't get done list.

Posted: 12/12/07 01:05 AM

Forum: General

I was thinking about all the shit I wanted to do but knew I didn't have the time, money or power to do it. So the least I could do was talk about it, and share it with you fucks. Please do the same...

My list of shit that won't get done:

- Shake the president's hand then whisper in his ear, "This is the hand I masturbate with."
- Star in my own hard core interracial white-on-asian bukakke porn, if it ends in with some chick wearing my man jizz santa beard, you'd know I lived.
- Throw a fist full of shit in some monkeys face.
- Run naked across the field during superbowl and rape tackle any of the mascots.
- Punch some old person in the face with my dick.
- Make numa numa hentai III.

Well, that's pretty much the short list, I feel like I have at least lived it in telling you. Your turn.


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Topic: Wade, Only You Can Help Me

Posted: 12/11/07 12:34 AM

Forum: General

how public are the signs?

Wade, Only You Can Help Me


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Topic: Wade, Only You Can Help Me

Posted: 12/11/07 12:22 AM

Forum: General

success!

Wade, Only You Can Help Me


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Topic: Got My Penicorn!

Posted: 12/10/07 11:47 PM

Forum: General

At 12/10/07 11:16 PM, videogamer0810 wrote:
At 12/10/07 10:03 PM, PureCarnage wrote: Muslims will put a jihad on him.
Why do I hang out with you culturally ignorant people?
A jihad actually represents a good deed in Islam, much like a mitzvah in Judaism, and being virtuous in Christianity.

I've always considered beheading a good dead.


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Topic: Got My Penicorn!

Posted: 12/10/07 10:18 PM

Forum: General

At 12/10/07 10:12 PM, Electric-Bla wrote:
At 12/10/07 10:11 PM, PureCarnage wrote: Careful, a suicide bomber might just blow you up to claim his 72 virgins, too bad he didn't read the small print.
Hey, can I get in on this deal?

Yeah sure, just remember that they didn't say what the virgin's look like, I have an idea though.

Got My Penicorn!


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Topic: Got My Penicorn!

Posted: 12/10/07 10:11 PM

Forum: General

At 12/10/07 10:00 PM, smeagol1 wrote:
At 12/10/07 09:51 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: Oh man, the muslims are gonna be pissed...
Fuck the muslims Im gonna get a mouse and name it Mohammed then feed it to a snake which I will name Satan.

Careful, a suicide bomber might just blow you up to claim his 72 virgins, too bad he didn't read the small print.

Got My Penicorn!


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Topic: Got My Penicorn!

Posted: 12/10/07 10:03 PM

Forum: General

At 12/10/07 09:53 PM, Suntime wrote:
At 12/10/07 09:51 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: Oh man, the muslims are gonna be pissed...
Muslims don't got shit on Penicorns.

Muslims will put a jihad on him.


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Topic: You know, if I was really dead..

Posted: 12/10/07 09:27 PM

Forum: General

I'm dead, it's no big deal. Just eat brains... you know... to get by.


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Topic: WW3 is knockin' on our doorstep.

Posted: 12/10/07 05:17 AM

Forum: General

The reality is, if the US attacks Iran, China and Russia may back Iran. If that happens, things will become a whole lot messier. Fact of the matter is, we are due for another world war whether we want one or not. And I am not naive to think it won't happen, or is not happening now. We simply did not learn from WW I and WW II. Humans love to kill each other for profit and power.


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Topic: WW3 is knockin' on our doorstep.

Posted: 12/10/07 02:18 AM

Forum: General

At 12/10/07 02:17 AM, Sanch wrote: You are a fool if you think WW3 is going to come over this.

We are fools not to.


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Topic: You're the last human on Earth.

Posted: 12/10/07 02:09 AM

Forum: General

At 12/9/07 08:44 PM, Z-Sector wrote: Think about it. Everyone else: Gone. No signs of struggle, or anything like that. They just disappeared.

What do you do?

Jerk off a load then shoot myself.


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Topic: WW3 is knockin' on our doorstep.

Posted: 12/10/07 02:00 AM

Forum: General

I've been nervous about WW III since Bush first took power based on his family's prior relationship with war. Prescott Bush being a Nazi sympathizer, George Bush Sr. with Panama and Iraq, we know they are about the war. It hasn't been something that I would even talk about short of the president himself siting the term. That tells me, WW III is on his mind, and when I looked into it, it's closer then we all think.


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