At 7/24/08 09:01 PM, Reaperyami wrote: Quite, that reminds me I have crappy phone quality video of you being chased in MM (While benny hill is playing in the BG) in the COD4 meet up.

Where did i come in that meet up? I really can't remember. I know you came first but still...

At 7/24/08 07:43 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Red1 and Blue1 are literally right in front of the spawns. My team had pushed them back to the final cap, but we couldn't camp them long enough to cap the point, so eventually it just went back to a stalemate.

Balls.

Same here. Last time i played on it we some how managed to win, even with instant respawns on. I just simply spammed the spawn doors with demo grenades.

At 7/24/08 10:37 AM, rebel748 wrote: can i please join this club?can someone pm me if i can?on newgrounds,not live,cos my live profile..well,it vanished.i had a friend over,and i turned the xbox on before the tv,and my friend was tapping buttons on the control while i was plugging in the tv,and my account was gone when i turned on the tv.my friend must have deleted it or something by accident when he was tapping buttons.

Just recover it over Xbox Live useing your email address and password. I have recovered it a bunch of times and it hasnt hurt me, except for one time.

At 7/22/08 07:31 PM, Psycho-Simple wrote: Hey guys, seeing as how my last request was ignored i have decided to re post.

I would like to request a Fallout 3 style Banner and Profile pic. I would like the colours to be either dark grey, dark green or a pale yellow. Prefareably dark grey.

I would like my name on the bottom right hand corner of both pictures.

Thanks a bunch.

Anyone?

At 7/23/08 12:43 PM, Randy74 wrote: If a BLU medic and a RED medic heals a spy that is disguised and both medics activate their ubercharges, what color ubercharge would the spy be?

The world would explode.

I have returned from page 2 to request another fusion. I would like to see a Rayquaza and Giratina.

Hey guys, seeing as how my last request was ignored i have decided to re post.

I would like to request a Fallout 3 style Banner and Profile pic. I would like the colours to be either dark grey, dark green or a pale yellow. Prefareably dark grey.

I would like my name on the bottom right hand corner of both pictures.

Thanks a bunch.

At 7/22/08 06:28 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: besides, games will get old without exploits.

That is the exact reason Saints Row is so much fun, because of all the glitches that are in it. If i remember correctly, the producers are purposefully putting glitches into the game for people to find.

If only Comic Con was held in the UK... A man can dream, a man can dream.

Anyway Tom i will be looking forward to seeing this years show. I also intend to look for Castle Crashers information during the time you are there. Any idea on how many Microsoft Points it will be yet?

At 7/20/08 06:36 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: because there are some annoying little cocksuckers who get pissed off easily and whine about it to the admins.

Becasue they dont contribute to the team efforts most of the time as they just spend the game Crab Walking.

At 7/20/08 09:06 AM, Reaperyami wrote:

At 7/19/08 11:49 PM, JarrodK wrote:

At 7/19/08 01:50 AM, Jercurpac wrote:

At 7/19/08 01:39 AM, JarrodK wrote: Wait, how much was Castle Crashers going to be? I have 1000 MS.

1001 MS, I'm sorry.

If I saw that, I would most likely stomp on my xbox.

Ye never know, that's why I have 2000MS waiting patiently for the release.

Just heard from Tom, it is going to be 2001MS points. Looks like you will need more.

At 7/20/08 10:21 AM, Patonki wrote: I luv crab walking, but im not sure how it's done... Doesn't it work by just looking straight up and walking

Disguise Case, Crouch, Look up, Move. It is as easy as 1 2 3.

At 7/19/08 07:00 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: crabwalking is boring. heavy civilian class raises more eye brows

This would be acomplished how?

A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one
minute to get out!'
The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'You b@#$%&*!'
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Why are women like clouds? Eventually they disappear and its a really
nice day.
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Whats the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.
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A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'Can I please have a KitKat
Chunky?'
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to
him.
'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bi tch.'
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My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood
rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I
am in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on her forehead.
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I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to
check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
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I had a dog named minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating
shuttlecocks.
Bad minton.
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Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an
angel'.
His dude replies 'You're so f ** cking lucky... Mine is still alive...'
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; F@#$% off, you won't bring it back.

At 7/19/08 06:16 PM, Hellraiser wrote:

At 7/19/08 03:42 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: i heard theyre releasing the heavy and sniper achievements at the same time.

fuck you, i dont want to find proof

omg, that's going to be epic. Snipers are going to get all the achievments as the heavys just keep falling to the ground.

I know what im going to be, if this actualy happens.

The spy might actualy have a place in my heart for not just saying gentlemen and the spy crab walk.

At 7/18/08 05:38 PM, Hellraiser wrote:

At 7/18/08 05:35 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: that's the problem i had, i kept inviting people but they didnt accept. and the family practice achievement wasnt around back then.

Ok, we'll make another one. But you do now that all of our events have like 3 people max now. Very disapointing...

Thats because they are set on stupid days, at stupid times. But now i am off for summer, so i can stay up untill 3.00 am every day.Except from the 27th to the 7th.

Has anyone else seen the new dashboard? I think it looks amazing but personaly i would like to have my gamer picture instead of my avatar (stolen) shown to my friends and people around the world.

However i nearly came when i found out you can share dvds and tv shows with your friends. Unfortunately i live in the UK so we have a crapped selection of shows and movies. I would love to have Aqua Teen Hunger Force over hear but we dont, it sucks!

At 7/18/08 02:41 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote:

At 7/18/08 05:43 AM, HeavyTank wrote:

Two or trhee days?
Well, you must have achievement farmed, because no normal player can do that...

I did it in four and I'm a pretty casual player. Dont be so quick to judge people, k?

Actualy the Pyro ones are very easy to do in a normal game. Like the spies, Snipers, Point one and numerous others. Also i only need 2 acheveiments to get 100%.

Curse my incompitance and being unable to get 1,000,000 fire damage and 3 kills in 1 Uber.

You can also configure your TF2 to save straight as .jpg.
Go to "X:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps\YourAccount\team fortress 2\tf\cfg\"
Create a Textfile, open it and add the Line:

bind "F5" "jpeg"

Close and save the Textfile and rename it to "myConf.cfg" f.e.
Create a new Textfile and add the Line:

exec myConf.cfg

Close, save and rename it to "autoexec.cfg" (must be this filename)
That's it, now your screenshots will be saved as .jpg

I would like to request a banner and profile pic. I would like it to basicly be covered in blue flames with my name over the top.

Basic and simple request but it can be made into a wrok of art.

Thanks.

Have any of you guys been keeping an eye on E3?

Personaly i havent, but i have downloaded a few trailers of games that i want, like Viva Pinata, Fallout 3 and Gears 2. I must say, i have been very very very! Impressed with them all.

At 7/14/08 04:13 PM, death32320 wrote: lol that was great give more!

Why not. This one isnt as funny.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor.
'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?'

A Young man called Dave wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away.

He consulted with his Sister and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.

Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His Sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.

Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the Sister got the gloves and Dave got the knickers.

Good old Dave sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter:

Dear Kate,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).

These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.

I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.

I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love

Dave.

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.

Xbox news: Week 21, now with added bug fighting!

At 7/13/08 12:14 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: So guys i cant decide whether i should either A) Get lego indy jones, or B) not get it, and just play shit i already have.

BUY IT!

I am currently lending it off a friend and i love it!

I might have got 80%+ already but dont let that put you off. It is a amazing game.

At 7/12/08 08:54 PM, Hellraiser wrote: i schedualed 2 events.

Yes, yes you did.

At 7/12/08 02:52 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: anyone try pl_dustbowl?

Fantastic map. I love it. However it is very hard to get past the second bit of part 1.

At 7/11/08 05:32 PM, SapphireLight wrote: I tend to have to edge Sentries a lot as a Scout since I generally have teammates who think running into its range is a good idea. This is when I get backstabbed. >:(

I mainly get backstabbed as i am running back to my resupply room to rearm. I usualy die right outside...

Is it just me or are spys assholes.

I get on really good sprees as any class, i am so close to beating my record and then. Backstab. ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING!

At 7/9/08 03:30 PM, sirbobsalot2 wrote: BUT I hate 2-fort!

I like 2-Fort. I hate Well CP and CTF. I just hate the map since the updates have removed the exploits to get to the top at the last points and over look them with a sentry.

However i love the rest of the maps. But i have a soft spot for cp_desertfortress and cp_warpath2.