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Topic: Yo, I'm scared, can I get some help

Posted: 11/22/04 08:20 PM

Forum: General

At 11/22/04 08:15 PM, DarkmanX69 wrote:
At 11/22/04 07:45 PM, Goldencat wrote: "Yo -oy. I hope Ozcar bans your ass for saying racist shit like that. I hope -up.

I think Ozcar is a little busy at the moment...

Yo, I'm scared, can I get some help


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Topic: Yo, I'm scared, can I get some help

Posted: 11/22/04 07:57 PM

Forum: General

At 11/22/04 07:56 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote:
At 11/22/04 07:51 PM, Goldencat wrote: can somebody actually post something helpful instead of flaming me? I don't blame you though, you are some stupid n00bs.
...

You're kidding, right?

Seriously man, you're a fucking moron.

You suck at life.

shutup, when I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay you little fucka? Settle down now, I didn't mean to make you jump up and down, o wait yes I did, so keep on doing it, because I will just keep on doing your mother. </rant>


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Topic: Yo, I'm scared, can I get some help

Posted: 11/22/04 07:54 PM

Forum: General

At 11/22/04 07:53 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: Aha! I love how this little stupid incest pervert is rowdying everyone up.

What is wrong with this kid... 13 and your that fucked up?

My lil bro is 13.. if he said shit like that i fucking kick the crap out of him. Then i would dis-own the little shit.

Why don't you come ova to my crib with that kinda attitude. I'll slap you on yo ass so hard you aint gonna know up from down if u had three guesses, foo'.


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Topic: Yo, I'm scared, can I get some help

Posted: 11/22/04 07:51 PM

Forum: General

can somebody actually post something helpful instead of flaming me? I don't blame you though, you are some stupid n00bs.


695.

Angry

Topic: Yo, I'm scared, can I get some help

Posted: 11/22/04 07:45 PM

Forum: General

Okay, earlier today as I was outside with my chinchillaz, roaming around like thugs with a G-strap, I notice these two mexican guys coming towards us. They were about the same age as us, 13 or 14, and they were talking in Mexican. I yell at him while he's on the sidewalk "Yo you better not cross that driveway you little border hopper before I have to come up there and serve yo ass some American shit complete with beans" (I thought of that all on the spot too.) Anyway, the Mexicans got really pissed, and they yelled some shit in Mexican-talk. Next thing I know they're tearing down the drivewalk yelling somethin like "yo le korte" and they got box cutter knives in their hands. Me and my homiez take off like a black Congress member in a KKK convention (no offenze 2 nobody), and scramble back to my friendz hizzouze where we post up and get our thug thing goin on. But we're still really scared. And we got embarrased in front of our whole hood. I even had to pull my pants up to run away! I'm scared becuz one time I saw on the TV where deez Mexicanz took bats and screwed a trailer up in a trailer park in fronta everybody, so i don't know what they're gonna do. I kinda feel bad, and I really shouldn't have done that.
What do you think I should do?


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Topic: How to talk to girls

Posted: 11/22/04 07:33 PM

Forum: General

What I would do, if you tryin to nail a phat black chik. Is go up to her real smooth like, and say "hey baby, u know i keep it real pimpin down lo' so if you wanna come over to my place I can show you how a real pimp lives, fo sho'." That workz for me everrry time.


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Topic: I'm a baller fo' real!

Posted: 11/22/04 07:28 PM

Forum: General

At 11/22/04 07:22 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: I am giving up on this place... it isnt entertaining anymore.

Yeah you better go, hang your head in disgrace.
Yo face is so ugly, did it get hit by a mace?
I'm sorry I didn't mean to kick your ass so far.
Ooops, I just ran you over with my parked car.


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Topic: My Public Apologie To Swive...

Posted: 11/22/04 07:24 PM

Forum: General

At 11/22/04 06:54 PM, thedemonservant wrote: even thought i am not swive i forgive you it takes a big man to say that you are wrong

and obviously a small man too, cuz this fool has 2 inches of meat, and I got 6 inches, untucked. You aint got nothin on that homie.


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Topic: I'm a baller fo' real!

Posted: 11/22/04 07:21 PM

Forum: General

At 11/22/04 07:17 PM, Evil-Geisha-Woman wrote:
At 11/22/04 07:11 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: .
Hey, can't you trap him inside a book or something?

btw, I'm gonna be laughin a pack of ammunition out of my saggie pants when you get busted by da po-po's for having that sig. In da rulez it sayz not to use the word "gay" like dat. Don't drop da soap, cuz u kno I got connectionz in da slamma.


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Topic: Im an annoying newbie

Posted: 11/22/04 07:19 PM

Forum: General

You n00b, go get a clue,
before I stomp you with my shoe.
I should slap you today,
For having such tooth decay.


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Topic: I'm a baller fo' real!

Posted: 11/22/04 07:16 PM

Forum: General

At 11/22/04 07:11 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: (oh.. well here we dont say weenie... my fault.. i apologize)

Not only are 13, white, ghetto, weird and obnoxious... but your perverted. Great... good neighborhood you gew up in. What did they do to you?
What the hell they feed you to make you so screwed up?
... ohhh... i know... how come i didnt see this before... you are the product of incest. Your an inbred child. Makes sense now.

Under my fingernail, you're just some dirt and grime.
Why don't you try making you post in English next time.
Way to go you stupid fuck, I didn't get a word,
I should just pimp slap you for bein' so absurd.


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Topic: I'm a baller fo' real!

Posted: 11/22/04 07:03 PM

Forum: General

At 11/22/04 06:59 PM, DaSadGirl wrote:
At 11/22/04 06:49 PM, Myst_Williams wrote:
P.S. you called her or me a weenie.... either way... who the hell says weenie.... you really are 13 huh? New word for ya munchkin?
well alotta ppl sey weenie over here but enywey i getcho point. if he made dis thread to annoy ppl, heez doin a good job at it cuz iss gettin on my fuccin nerves. > :-O

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I get on more than your nerves u lil fuckin rag bitch. I got all up on yo mama. She was feelin da pimp. I branded her pussy wit my giant cock. Too bad you saw it all, while u wuz chained up being spermed on by my crew!

Yes, I am ranting, because I am white, pimp, and the best rappa this side of the ekwata!


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Topic: I'm a baller fo' real!

Posted: 11/22/04 06:45 PM

Forum: General

At 11/22/04 06:40 PM, Evil-Geisha-Woman wrote:
At 11/22/04 06:33 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: RAP = Retards Attempting Poetry...

Key word:Attempting

*tear* You make me laugh so much wee one.
FACT: An oxford university professor recently officially deemed the term 'Rap Music' an oxymoron.

An oxford university something just deemed you to be a fucking retard. Stop making fun of the genre just because you can't do it. "You just can't do what I do, you look like an idiot, so instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say, all kinds of really mean things, cuz you're a weenie."


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Topic: My dad's new toy

Posted: 11/22/04 06:41 PM

Forum: General

you aint know nutin about drugs, and you need to stop frontin' homiez. I am da only real wanksta in here. Yall are just immatations, fo rizzle.


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Topic: I'm a baller fo' real!

Posted: 11/22/04 06:31 PM

Forum: General

I'm sick of yall thinkin that I'm just a joke. I bet yall thought Snoop Dogg, Eminem, and Bill O' Reily were just jokes too. Until they snapped back and the world saw taht they wuz lyrical masturminds. So for at least this week, I'm 100% white chocolate.


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Topic: Bet you guys can't beat it.

Posted: 11/22/04 06:25 PM

Forum: General

Wow, you can get a high skore at a computer game.
That doesn't matter, in real life you're really lame.
I slap you in the face for being such a nerd.
You never coming back here would be preferred.

I'm just sayin those sitez are really hard and I can't beat that score, you have too much time on your hands. I might be able to beat that score, but I'm too busy pimpin' bitches and clockin' hoz.


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Topic: I'm a baller fo' real!

Posted: 11/22/04 06:18 PM

Forum: General

At 11/22/04 06:04 PM, mynamewontfitin wrote: My turn:

Yo yo yo yo Goldencat
you look a lil fat
you think your cool
but your a geek at school
people like to dill you
if you left noone would miss joo

haha i just rhymed joo with you ; k its your turn. --->>>>

I ring the doorbell, and yo mamaz at the door.
I spap her in the face for being such a whore.
I walk up the stairs and head to your room.
Stupid bitch, it's gonna be safe to assume,
You will get the shit knocked out of you.
I smack you so hard you barf up your beef stew.
I snap you in half like you were pencil lead.
Then I put you on the floor and make you give me head.
You're crying while I'm playing the world's smallest violin.
You stupid bitch, don't ever try this again!


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Topic: Arn't I hawt?! Arn't you hawt?!

Posted: 11/22/04 06:01 PM

Forum: General

You retarded foolz, sweetypoi is yo average ho.
I chained her up at my bed, and I pimp her out fo sho.


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Topic: I'm a baller fo' real!

Posted: 11/22/04 05:58 PM

Forum: General

Goldencat in the hizzouze, and no it aint weedclock.
I fucked that ho up and shot him in the face with my glock.
I sell all my coke and my dro on the street.
Because mothafukaz, i have six inches of meat!

I'm a baller fo' real!


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Topic: I'm a baller fo' real!

Posted: 11/22/04 05:23 PM

Forum: General

Yo, you best back up, I got my glock on patrol.
You haters can't stop me, I'm a wanksta on a roll.
You better recognize who you be dealing with.
You suck, I'm an urban legend and a myth.
It's not my fault if everything you say sounds cheesy.
But you know what they say, pimpin' aint easy.

word chinchillaz


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Topic: PS2 AH controller bug?

Posted: 11/22/04 05:18 PM

Forum: General

I'd go back to da sto-sto-sto where u got that controller from, and get yoself a new one, with da Cadillac sign on it, and spinnerz. That's just what I would do, but I've got 6 inches of raw hard meat. You probably have less so do whatcha want.

Ch-ch-chill homiez.


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Topic: Arn't I hawt?! Arn't you hawt?!

Posted: 11/22/04 05:14 PM

Forum: General

Yo, I'm da pimpinist guy in here. You know what they say. Pimpin aint eaaasy!

Arn't I hawt?! Arn't you hawt?!


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Topic: I'm a baller fo' real!

Posted: 11/22/04 05:11 PM

Forum: General

Weedclock sux, he just a wannabe wigga, I'm where da real ballin is at, he just frontin his panzy shit. I'ma kick that little punk's ass, where he at?


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Topic: I wIll Draw You! As A Stoner!

Posted: 11/22/04 05:10 PM

Forum: General

yo yo yo, turn this hizzouze upside down wit yo mad stonin'
Cuz i grew up in da Bronx, ya heard? I pwn you.

I wIll Draw You! As A Stoner!


715.

Shouting

Topic: I'm a baller fo' real!

Posted: 11/22/04 05:09 PM

Forum: General

Well, I live on the cross between Compton and Martin Luther King Jr. Street, and some inbred punk came up to me and said I got no skillz. He ask me if I wanna freestyle and I said hellz ya, yo rhymes iz weak. So then we busted out rhymez and rhymez, the whole damn tyme. I finally won the battle in the end and he went off in disgrace. Then he brought out his bro and they wuz pissed off cuz I made a fool outa him frontin' in fronta everybdoy. So they wuz about to get krunk when my friend grabbed me and ran away back to da hizzouze. So if my friend wouldn'ta grabbed me, what do youz think I shoulda done?

Peace out, ch-ch-chill

I'm a baller fo' real!


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Topic: 1337est chat ever

Posted: 11/22/04 04:46 PM

Forum: General

I read about half of it, and it seemed to ramble on and on. I rather dislike people posting their chats in the forums. It's not funny to anyone other than the people in the chat.


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Topic: brazilian honor

Posted: 11/14/04 11:23 PM

Forum: General

At 11/14/04 11:20 PM, ArielG24 wrote:
At 11/14/04 11:18 PM, Goldencat wrote: stupid bean-eating n00bs, post in english, you're making me mad.
dick...i hate ppl who dont respect other ppl's cultures... i despise them... you sir need to stfu...how are we noobs? god, i hate ppl who use that term as an insult

Now why couldn't you just post in english before, were you too busy stuffing your face with stolen BEANZ? ahhhhhh!


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Topic: Assault, WTF?

Posted: 11/14/04 11:22 PM

Forum: General

At 11/14/04 03:42 PM, Frontrow wrote:
At 11/14/04 03:40 PM, PillowBiter wrote: didnt happen. sorry frx but you're lieing thru your teeth. just shut the fuck up and sit down, and
Fuck you, are you looking for a smack in the mouth?

Looks like the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, you stupid motherfucking noob. If you actually knew what you were talking about you'd be dangerous. Now kindly take out some saran wrap and wrap up your gh3y post and get on your merry qu33r way.


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Angry

Topic: brazilian honor

Posted: 11/14/04 11:18 PM

Forum: General

stupid bean-eating n00bs, post in english, you're making me mad.


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Topic: haha, look at this movie

Posted: 11/14/04 11:17 PM

Forum: General

Maybe because everyone on this site likes Legendary Frog, retard.


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