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I apologize if I hurt your feelings.

It's merely a misinterpretation, is all. I did use the word "some", and the only reason I'd see from smart fat people to be offended by that is if they, well, weren't smart.

So, just bringing you up to speed. I didn't want you to think I had unfairly classified you in with those fat people who DON'T accept responsibility for their fatness. The people I'd slap, you must admit, deserve it.

Freakopotumus-

Thanks for supporting me in my rant, and I appreciate your notation that I used humor to accent my point. That's what I was going for. Also, thanks for telling me it was SW Air. I didn't know the exact airline for sure (as was noted in my post), and it's nice to have the facts straight.

Now that we're all on the same page, anybody have anything else to say about the post?

Interesting fact- America has the highest percent of overweight people of any country.

My GOD.

These are another group of people that make me want to slap them (and ride the wave in?).

Fat people are really stupid in many aspects of life. You got to McDonald's every day, you get fat. Don't sue McDonald's because YOU went out and got two double Big-Macs everytime you got into the car. It's not like Ronald McDonald held a gun to your head and forced you to eat those 27 Double-Bacon Cheeseburgers and the Diet Pepsi.

It's hilarious that they tried to claim that they were manipulated into buying the food from the commercials, and then became addicted.

Look- If you're being led around by someone wearing bid red fucking clown shoes, obesity isn't your only problem. You must certainly be suffering from some grease-induced brain blockage or something, and deserve to get so fat that you can no longer move, eventually suffocating yourself in your sleep, leaving a most disturbing carcass to be discovered by all of your fat friends, who will probably just deep fry you and eat you, because they're too lazy to go to McDonald's.

I understand that some people are just born fat, and don't want to work extra hard or whatever to lose the weight, but these are some of the whiniest people in the world.

A woman tried suing American Airlines (or some other airline... I'm unsure as to the name) because she had to buy two tickets to sit down on the plane. She said it was discriminatory against fat people.

To that, I retort-

PUT DOWN THE HAM SANDWICH!!

Thank you, and please don't take spy photos of me with those satellites rotating around your respective asses.

Word.

Would I die for my country....

Hmmm...

Well, let's review, shall we?

America: Land of the Free, Home of the Brave, etc. etc.
Now, I know that the ideals this country was built on are fast becoming inept, what with new innovations in every field of knowledge and culture.

Indeed, the Constitution says nothing about the internet or cloning, does it?

And yes, the country is based on keeping rich people in power. But, upon review of other countries, the US is a pretty goddamn good place to live, even in the event that you're homeless.

I've been at that point. I know. So don't lecture me on "you don't know what it's like".

But I suppose there are better places to live, but there aren't many. Canada comes to mind. It's like the US, but without the crime, pollution, and the Bible Belt.

I don't think I'd die for America, though. The ideals and the government methods used in running the US of today is far different than the US 100 or 200 years ago.

If it came to it, I'd die for several things, but a corrupted government with invisible borders isn't one of them. All governments have corruption to some degree, but the US is infamous for such practices. Does Richard Nixon come to mind?

Anywhoo-

There are plenty of people I'd die for- family, friends, loves, but I'm not sure of America.

Certainly, if my death alone would save all of America (a la Randy Quaid in Independence Day), but your typical front-lines escapade would be unacceptable, unless I was saving my friends who'd happened to have been drafted into the same platoon as I.

Word.

Is it just me, or does it seem that the millions of watch pieces randomly falling into place theory still seem a little more realistic than the "Big Imaginary Friend in the Sky Who Built a Watch and Put It at Your Feet" theory?

Hooray.

I know, that given infinite time, I can make a watch come together if I put zillions and zillions of parts in an infinitely large box and shake it up.

I don't know that a big invisible, supposedly all-powerful, all-knowing figure will just *poof* make my ass a watch.

Besides, if "God" is all-powerful, and can do anything, can he make something better than himself? Can he make a rock that he can't pick up? If not, wouldn't his power be limited?

If "God" is all-knowing, does he know what you're going to do, before you do it? If he does, then you don't have free will. There's no "test" or whatever the fuck this sick little experiment of "God's" is.

Get it? It's destiny, then. Or Calvinsm. (The belief that all people born are predetermined to either be doomed to Hell, or accepted to Heaven, no matter what their transgressions in life.)

So, if "God" isn't omnipotent, the Bible lies. And if "God" is omniscient, the Bible lies, because mankind doesn't have free will. If "God" isn't omniscient, then the Bible lies AGAIN.

One more thing, just for curiosity of this silly little superstition called organized religion-

Why is there so much evil in the world? Does "God" hate us? If "God" loves all, why must innocents suffer so? If "God" doesn't want us to suffer, and yet we do, then is "God" incompetent?

The Bible is full of fallacies. Whether or not there's fact in some of the historical events, it really has no way of being true to the point of the "Big Invisible Man in the Sky" theory.

Now, anyone else have anything they wish to say about the "Truth" of the Bible?

-Please.

At 1/29/03 11:47 PM, T_ConX wrote: PreacherJ

IS A N00b

ROTFLMAO!!!!

*Sigh*

Proof positive that the intellectual standards of the internet are fast going south.

Have fun in Fantasy Land, where this post will make damn sure you don't look like a "n00b".

Ass.

Look-

I understand that many people are filled with the urge to be "hip" and "cool" by using silly, made-up words and lingo, like "OMG! UR SUCH A n00b! ROTFLMAO! This site is totally gr8, it r0x0rs!!"

To that, I reply-

WTF?

What the fuck is the internet doing to the English language? Internet slang terms are fine, as that's a trademark of culture, I guess, but it's really getting out of hand. This entire counter-culture that has sprung up uver the intended use of the stupid, made-up pseudo-word "n00b" has gone far enough. Isn't this all just a little bit asinine? I remember the good ol' days of the internet, when you had to call somebody a "Newbie" or, God forbid, an "inexperienced user".

Please tell me that my future does not involve a bunch of pre-pubescent teens sitting around, discussing the meaning of a fake motherfucking word, and using thier new "hip internet lingo" to make other people feel stupid because they don't spend hours debating over it's meanings.

So, let's just stick to what Drimarki said, because he sounds old-school, he gives a fair, meaningful definition to it, and he certainly appears to KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HE'S TALKING ABOUT!

Thanks.

At 1/29/03 03:50 PM, AlterAlias wrote:

At 1/29/03 03:43 PM, PreacherJ wrote: My reply to the initial question-

Preacher eh? Well, you certainly picked the right vocation...

Well, what can I say. The ladies love the collar.

BONG.

-PJ

I dunno... The Starship Creator sounds pretty bad, but has anyone ever played X-Men for the NES?

You wander around as a colorful blob (You know, yellow for Wolverine, silver for Colossus, etc.) and you DON'T do anything even resmbling the semblance of a video game. It was a long time ago, but I don't seem to remember any real level scheme, bosses, or really a plot, for that matter.

Oh, wait. I know- Bible Adventures for the NES.

Has anyone plyed this piece of crap? It kinda makes you feel all dirty inside.

"Christian morals jam-packed into a fun video game package!"

There are people that are still crying from disappointment today after playing this game in 1986. This game is the reason Anti-Depressants were created. They figured something was wrong when every member of the programming crew hung themselves simultaneously after realizing the evil they had propogated.

You have a choice of games, doing everything from saving the baby Moses to loading up Noah's Ark. That is, if your nervous system doesn't shut down from this game's mind-numbingly stupid Bible-thumping idiocy,and you shit yourself to death.

Three words if you ever play this game-

"Drown Baby Moses"

You'll understand if you play. Otherwise, I'd advice a more constuctive way of manipulating your time, such as...

well..

anything.

Except watching reality shows. You people should be shot.

-PJ

First-

My reply to the initial question-

"How do you masterbate?"

"Masterbate" not being a real word, I wouldn't know. Now- as to what I think you were going for, the word "masturbate", I do it to porn, with my hands, no lube, usually. I prefer the "big breast" porn category, but I appreciate facials and blowjobs as well.

As for anything involving Mountain Dew cans, killing kittens, or hot steamy cups of "Shut The Fuck Up", I have no comment at this time.

Thank you.

-PJ

Does anybody have anything they'd like to come to me with for advice? If so, post here, and I'll try to give you the best advice I can. I'll listen to any problems you might have, and will try to lend a sympathetic ear.

I'm not actually religious in any way, but I understand the need for such things in people.

I've seen a lot of messed up crap in my time, and all I wanna do is help.

It is at this time, I must request that nobody bashes anybody else for posting on this topic thread, and that I only get serious posts. It's a messed up world.

Everyone needs solace one way, or another.

Thanks-

-PJ

*Sigh*

Why is it whenever somebody declares that they like anime/hentai/naked cartoons in general that like 50 people jump on his/her case?

To each his own, you guys. Sheesh.

I just don't see the point in going online, and spending time hunting down people just because they appreciate drawn boobies in addition to normal boobies.

I mean, these hentai-liking people don't go to your webposts on adult websites and insult YOU for loving three guys fucking dead horses, do they?

It's a free country, man. Let those who love cartoons lie. I enjoy any boobies. Sometimes a cartoon does it for me, sometimes not. It's all a matter of preference, you know?

As for the term "pervert", it's actually reserved for someone engaging in a sexually deviant lifestyle, i.e. necrophelia, bestiality, incest, pedophelia, etc. That is something that is actually described in the dictionary, under the "acts of perversion".

Cartoon boobies are not something you'll be able to find there. Unless it's a set of cartoon boobies on a dead baby bear that happens to be your sister somehow, or anything similar.

Word.
-PJ

Look-

The Light/Dark thing is a great idea, but just because one is light or dark doesn't mean that they have to vote positively or negatively more often, respectively. It's just how you see yourself. It's not supposed to be a self-fulfilling prophecy.

For example-

Suppose you chose "dark" as an aura when you signed up. (Probably because "dark" is so much "cooler" then the "light")

It doesn't mean that you have to give mostly everything a negative vote. It's supposed to be a representation of how you vote, typically. If you naturally vote low a lot of the time, then yes, the dark side is for you. If you post positively most of the time, then the light side is for you.

I vote and review things honestly. I don't vote "5" or "0" unless it deserves it. I use all the numbers, and I don't vote all 10's or all 0's in the review board, either. What the hell is that? It's because of people who vote all 5's or all 0's that the actual voters get screwed.

Do us all a favor, people. Actually review movies, and actually give them scores they deserve.

It'll make Newgrounds a better place.

Thanks.

-PJ