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*Settles into comfy lounge chair, orders a rum & coke, pulls out laptop*

AHHHHH! A comfortable place for me to put my feet up and enjoy the support of intelligent debate from my comrades.

Word.

Yup.

Double Word.

At 3/4/03 10:53 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: Ah, Spike, thanks for mentioning me! I haven't had a chance to move on over here and check this out, as I've been busy defending against idiocy in the Politics forum. Some guy talking about how the United States destroyed the WTC's on their own to start a war and boost Bush's ratings.

Argh! The stupidity never ends! Well, there, I've added the Yin-Yang to the signature and removed Anti-Bush. That was a bad plan.

I don't know if you've noticed or not, Judge, but I've been right there with you to try to stem the oncoming tide of the ever-increasing number of dumbasses. We try and try, but it really doesn't end, does it? Jeebus. I think that there must be something that occurs around here in the US that only a select few are immune to that makes people dumber.

*sigh*

All we can do is continue to fight the good fight, no?

I don't love olskoo personally, just his fairness and his support for intelligence in the BBS.

Good points have been made on both ends here, such as the "everything to gain" argument, and the "but I have all that time to gain from not praying" argument as well. Religion's such a messy topic. The good and evil the it perpetuates is such a quandary in the world. If only there were some way to get all the benefits from religion (hope, comfort, a need to help one's fellow man) and none of the problems (war, hatred bigotry, extremists, governmental control over people, etc.) then we'd all be better off. I don't know how one could accomplish this, but at the same time, I can't really think of anything big that religion has done to benefit mankind, nor what would really be lost if everyone were to stop believing in it. Why can't people just believe in people? To feel the need to do good for the species to propogate? I dunno. It feels like I'm standing on a soap box here, and I realize that these questions and points probably look incredibly stupid to those of you who are religious, but it's certainly something to think about, is it not?

As for 16 year-olds not having any experience, I'm sure that there are plenty of 16 year-olds who are more experienced than most 21 year-olds. I'm not saying it's true in this case. I'm merely stating that one should be careful when delegating who has more experience if you base such things upon age.

Word.

At 3/12/03 11:30 PM, ArcticAvalanche wrote:

Clock Crew is a group of flash users, whether good or bad, who like to help, collaborate, or just show off flash movies. To imply something like we all just vote 5 on every clock's movies just shows how stereotypical you are. I, myself have only voted five on the void, some of orange's works, and fourchinnigans crow clocks movies so stop pretending like you know what you are talking about just because some clocks like to put "Vote 5" in their movie.

Well, aren't we a little testy? I don't know if you read what I said, but I ASKED about what the clock crew stood for, AND if all they did was vote 5 on each other's movies. Fuck, man, you're awful defensive, aren't you?

As for YOU voting fairly, good for you, little boy. It's nice to know that- A. You have a set of morals, however twisted they may be, and B. you can be a member of the clock crew without planting a clock in produce or some other item. Just because you (with your perfect track record of voting)doesn't vote 5 on every crew flick doesn't mean several others in the crew don't as well. Also, I don't know if you actually READ what I posted, but I also mentioned the clock crew posers, and I bashed them, and not the clock crew.

You jumping on the "insult the guy because he questions the validity of the club" bandwagon only shows how stereotypical you are, so stop pretending like you can grasp the simple concepts behind text when you read. Idiot.

Word.

Oh, and thanks for actually explaing what they stand for. Eveybody else just insulted me without bothering to say what the crew was first.

At 3/12/03 07:13 PM, wafflemeister wrote:
You haven't even been around long enough to know anything about the clockcrew

Eat me, prick.

That's why I asked. Read the quote before you come down on it.

At 3/12/03 09:48 PM, ageekatheart wrote: i'm not even sure if i have five...

jj. (ex best friend.)
my father.
nate.

Why do you hate your father? (If you don't mind me asking)

At 3/13/03 12:06 AM, sirevil1024 wrote:

At 3/12/03 10:08 PM, PreacherJ wrote:

I never liked MWTGG, he was always saying how 1337 he was, I just wanted to kick his ass so bad

I see. Claiming how *ahem* "1337" you are, by definition, makes you un-"1337", or so says the "Official Club" or whatever.

Hooray for threats of internet violence.

At 3/11/03 12:23 PM, Swanky-Tuna wrote:

You people who keep saying MWTGG was funny or nice are on some serious mind altering drugs. MWTGG was a jerky little kid who always swore at everybody and claimed he was better than everybody because of his high post/spam count and his level.

But that was before he totally sold out and became "Goldenclock". Is he a nice guy now?

Did you ever post this in the "How to" section?

At 3/12/03 09:22 PM, yodame wrote: how can u hate good he helped give u life

i hate all the goveners i say anarky should rise

i hate noobs when there idoits

i love hitler, so i hate rational thought

i love nazis, so i hate blah blah monkey poo

How can you post that, and accuse "noobs" of being idiots? You used the wrong "their". Whatever.

ihate bob sagot

At 3/12/03 09:09 PM, el_foka wrote:

At 3/12/03 08:36 PM, Heretik_Johnson wrote:

You want to be original, try this...

Why did the population of NG cross the road?
Because nobody likes you.

Are you saying that nobody likes you, foka? Because if you're telling Johnson over there to say that (you know, to be original)you're basically saying that everyone would rater cross the road than be near you. Do you smell or something? I mean, you seem like an ok guy to me, but since you hate yourself, maybe you do leave something to be desired. Anywhoo, if you feel like taking a shower so you don't stink anymore, I'll be on the other side of Newgrounds with everybody else and H. Johnson, because, apparently, we all hate you, or something.

Oh crap. I'm a terrible swimmer, and I'm only a stick as well... (check my profile... I only weigh 130 lbs)

Boy, I wish that a lot of these fat people would just put down the ham sandwich...

At 3/12/03 07:48 PM, Keyser_Soze wrote:

At 3/12/03 07:47 PM, RecklessSR87 wrote: Name the members of Fat Tony's mafia. (the two that are present with him, i mean)

Fat Tony, Legs, and Louie.

What about Johnny Tightlips? Or Frankie the Snitch? Anybody remember them?

At 3/12/03 08:24 PM, Heretik_Johnson wrote:

At 3/12/03 08:01 PM, el_foka wrote:

At 3/12/03 07:59 PM, Heretik_Johnson wrote:

OMG! I hate those people too! Yes, if read my posts Noob, you will learn I hate myself.

I also hate people with the ego to assume that I am talking about them directly and when they follow it up with attacking something as obvious as being a "Noob" which I spell Newb, being that comes from the word Newbie. Like I care if you hate yourself, I guessing your mother hates herself for not having a health plan that included a long walk down a short back alley with a hanger.

I hate internet lingo more than fucking anything else here in cyberspace. LOL! R0xx0rs! n00b! ROTFLMAO! And, THE word I hate most of all, "teh", becuase, hey, let's face it- if you can't spell "the", you know english, and you post online, your mom really should have taken that walk down coat hanger lane.

Word and a half.

At 3/12/03 08:18 PM, Heretik_Johnson wrote: Yeah, I could do without the people that come into my store. Not any certain group, just customers. They have the most annoying accents.

What do they sound like? Like "Hmmmm.... I'll get... let's see..."?

At 3/12/03 08:18 PM, Keyser_Soze wrote:

At 3/12/03 08:15 PM, mr_chuckles66 wrote: Someone tried to steal my pokemon car, and I beat the shit out of him.

I did the same thing when someone made fun of my Care-bears hat.

Oh! Which care bear? I liked Lucky Bear the most. He was rad.

At 3/12/03 08:10 PM, Heretik_Johnson wrote: The thing that sickens me the most is that I get the strange feeling that you got off typing all of that. Did somebody wet the front of their pants again? Don't worry, the yellow stains come out.

Ouchie...

BURN!

It's true. There was no need to be so mean, but at the same time, there is a "How-To" BBS Board.

At 3/12/03 08:06 PM, C1k4 wrote: Man i hate it when this happens, Which topic to reply to. hmmmm

Just pick the most popular one and go with it. Whee!

At 3/12/03 08:05 PM, experiment_b wrote: No fast food restaurant would ever use human meat for its burgers for the simple fact that per pound, it's much more cost efficient to use beef than human.

That may very well be true, there, chief, but beef, no matter how you spice it, can never quite get that degree of excellence that flame-broiled little girl brings between two sesame seed buns.

At 3/12/03 07:57 PM, Keyser_Soze wrote:

At 3/12/03 07:53 PM, PreacherJ wrote:

Yeah, I know. I found a scrunchie in my whopper once.

I love their burgers.

Me too, Keyser...

Me too.

Double Word.

Did you mean "page number = 'I'm an idiot'," or "page number... I'm an idiot?"

Yeah, but at least it wasn't Taco Bell. Shit, I don't know anyone who'd be starving and turn down BK over Toxic Hell.

The only problem I see with Burger King is the fact that they run a small child kidnapping ring out of Utah to get their meat and... I've said too much.

Oh, come on!

"Freedom" Fries and Toast is a catchy name! I love it! I also love the "Liberty" sandwiches!

What's next? "Justice" fried rice? Awesome, dude!

Word.

Why is it that in the prime of my life I'm going to watch the world go to hell in a handbasket?

Sheesh.

Oh well. Such is life.

At 3/11/03 08:39 AM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote:

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Yeah, I think you'd be good for League of the Militant Godless as well. Talk to Spike about it if you're interested. And what's with the Frontman title, Preacher J? Gettin' a bit creative, I see.

I already talked to Spike about it- I'm not a true member of the group (clubs aren't really my thing), but I support the intelligent debate that the club represents, and thus have pledged support to uphold such ideals and to encourage others to as well. So, that's why I'm just a frontman, and not a full-fledged member.

At 3/12/03 07:06 AM, NinjaClock wrote:

At 3/11/03 01:40 AM, PreacherJ wrote:

HAH! id rather stand for nothing than that crap cartoon! an we dont vote 5 on eachothers movies, unless of course it was earned

Doubtful. You might *say* that you guys don't unless it was "earned", but I'm sure your opinion of other true crew movies is more than just a little biased.

As for calling DBZ a crap cartoon, it's all a matter of preference, really. I'm sure plenty of people think the idea of putting clocks on random fruits and other items is incredibly stupid as well.

At 3/10/03 01:51 PM, GraEm3 wrote: i'd rather be in the clock crew than in the dbz club, i mean , what is the point in getting so worked up about a really shitty cartoon

Well, at least the DBZ crew stand for something. What did the clock crew stand for? I'm not a fan of DBZ or anything, but I can see how they'd be a more relevant club until I get something more than a group of people (and incredibly stupid posers of them)who vote '5' on each other's movies and come up with silly names by just tacking "clock" to the end of their current name.

It's true-

As long as you can present your religion themed posts in an intelligent manner, the league is always on the lookout for new members, I believe.