Only 2 hours of homework? I wish I only had that much.

At 9/4/08 09:37 PM, Dr-Worm wrote: Wow. Rarely have I seen a "girl" thread so simple and genuine that it's managed to (more or less) completely stave off the typical Newgrounds shitstorm of cynicism. Congrats.

Not for long.

You, sir, are going to have to fap to win her love. Fap and only fap. Fap as if your life depended on it. Fap so fast her head will snap off her neck from watching you. Then, and only then, will you unleash your load onto her clean face thus winning her pus-I mean heart.

At 9/4/08 07:15 PM, TJoyal wrote: Yo dad!

I almost started choking on my drink.

LG EnV2.

I love it =]

Who cares... you can make it pink with a skin if you want it that bad...

Whatever you make make sure you jizz in it before you feed it to her.

At 9/3/08 08:07 PM, h0m0 wrote:

At 9/3/08 07:34 PM, Basspro55 wrote:

Everyone makes such a big deal about five gum when it sucks. and stride lies about the long lasting flavor!! >:(

Does chewing 5 gum actually feel like hovering over a bunch of blow dryers?

Yes, and it will make you physically attractive to the opposite sex as well.

It's the same as gang violence, no real reason behind it, but it makes you feel "Cool."

It's still a question.

Why the fuck would you need that many in the first place?

lolololollollol drugssss hehehehehhe

At 9/3/08 06:39 AM, Wolferz wrote: They're probably BOTS who do the same thing everyday. I find it hard to believe that a person can never forget to do something for at least once a day.

Tom Fulp sucks a fresh dick every day!

TomFulp@Newgrounds.com

At 9/2/08 03:17 PM, Strength wrote: I don't remember seeing that shit anywhere.

Same here.

TD Studios.

I'll tell you that it's tomorrow!

I got a new addition to my tattoo collection yesterday.

Ya like?

lolollolllololloll mudkipzzzz

Sow i herd u liek mudkipz?

It's about time they released a new one.

Books are last century. You can gain even more information and reading skill using the interwebz.

If you don't like it don't watch it.

BTW if you're still watching Nickelodeon, you're probably underage for NG.

Super Sexy Collab of 2009 movies with shit actors and no plot movie.

She's hot and she's got a pretty good voice. That's enough for me.

At 8/29/08 09:45 PM, gdude100 wrote: I had my comp reformatted, and lost my beloved photoshop CS2

can someone help me?

No.

At 8/29/08 10:31 AM, X-Faggot wrote: I know mine have dropped already but I can't quite explain.

We all know you're only 11.

I'd go over the moon in ecstasy.

Cause I've got a golden ticket.

In Soviet Russia, Newgrounds gets annoyed with YOU!

This could have been an epic thread.

You don't need that flashlight just wave your white-ass hands around and the world will light up.