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Please. Just stop.

This is the worst forum ever

At 7/8/14 04:27 PM, Holon wrote: I love M&Ms.

Skittles too? Heh

At 7/8/14 02:47 PM, Jester wrote: Certainly not my favorite rapper, but he has some good songs.

Yeah, "Not Afraid" and "We as Americans" Are probably 2 of his best songs

I think Eminem is great.

What do you think about Eminem? Also known as, Marshall Mathers. Also known as The Real Slim Shady. Also known as The Rap God.

At 10/16/13 08:47 PM, Xenomit wrote: If I could redo any 3 things in my life, one of them would be buying my Wii

I knew before I bought it that it was just a gimmick, literally its only outstanding feature is shitty motion sensor remotes

It's a piece of crap

Just about answers my question

Am I the only one who doesn't think my Wii is a piece of trash?

Here's My Story:

There was once a man named Mark and his son, Travis. Reading the paper one day, they heard of a cemetery that brought animals back to life fully restored. Yet little did they know, they come back with an evil streak on their side.

They were driving to the store one calm and dark night to pick up some things from the store, when they hit a neighbor's house while not paying attention to the car. Mark passed out, and once he regained consciousness he crumpled up the air bag and turned around to apologize to his son for not paying enough attention to the road, when he stood in shock and despair. His son, Travis, was dead.

Weeks after his sons death he was going insane and he couldn't stop thinking about what had happened. He started slamming his head to the wall, flipping over furniture, when he saw the paper from a few weeks ago. The cemetery. Then it struck him- If the cemetery works on animals, why not humans?

But he was wrong.

He buried his son under the cemetery, hoping for his full recovery. Weeks after weeks until it was winter, he would dig up the grave every day, and only see his sons motionless body. The next day, he dug up his son, and, to his amazement, the kid was moving. But all the kid did was beat down his father. Punches, kicks, doing his best to kill his father. His father, unable to fight back, was down for the count. He blacked out, and his son was still there, punching his unconscious body.

To this day, Mark was never heard from again. And they say, whenever you hear a strange noise in the woods, it might just be Travis or another animal turned to evil by the cemetery coming after you.

At 4/20/12 05:08 PM, MushookieMan wrote: I just came up with this one:

What did the cop say to the baker? Aha! I caught you bread handed!

Can I have the award for worst joke ever?

Here's mine:
What do you call a shark working alone at a bank? A loan shark!

Would you?

(of course you would)

At 10/2/13 07:42 PM, VinnyXY wrote: Other than a shitty Wii that no one even uses anymore, I have never in my entire life owned a game system.

PS2 is okay.

GameCube is awesome

Wii is horribly awful

You'd better.

Feel the burn baby!