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I like those biscuits too

end it

At 6/15/07 09:41 PM, M-to-the-C wrote: Its a hair past a freckel

I also refuse to be creative

If you are using the Spongebob thing, its "a freckle past a hair". Get it right!

Unless I'm wrong...

mentos beat all other tastes, even PTC paper

Theme song is great, but show is bad

No microphone! D:

The videos are the worst part by far

At 6/15/07 09:32 PM, balto-boy wrote:

At 6/15/07 09:15 PM, wegra2007 wrote:

Yes, lie in wait. Nothing will happen. Just don't look up.

LOOK UP NOW

At 6/9/07 08:09 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: Yeah, sometimes little kids can be complete douchebags and asshats.

Quoted for great justice

.99~ = 1.
It's been proven.

What was the hate-mail reply?

Sexist much?

But very funny.

While in school, giving a speech or writing something on the blackboard

My friend tried it...

At 6/14/07 02:46 AM, Dr34m3r wrote:

At 6/14/07 02:41 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: the sigs where the people have guns behind the baby carrigages

I don't understand them, Can someone explain?

They express political points of view, such as the military hiding behind the innocent citizens vs the military fighting to protect the citizens (in front of baby carriage)

The first LoZ game

I actually do remember my birth. I remember feeling greed for everything new that I saw.
Luckily, my mom was a hooker, so....

Once a day, even though I never get anything

"Fuck this.'

Or... "Well, that sucked"

C, then D.

Because partying is a must.

Congratulations

Yeah, you can use it.

This thread should be immortalized for Darthdenim.
BTW Darth, congrats on losing your BBS post virginity.

Silence.

I really hate to do this, but....

At 6/13/07 04:09 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Come the fuck on, she was in a hospital already. Thats like saying "911, I need the police, this police station is wank".

Seconded. You don't call for medical treatment while you are in a hospital. If the staff were ignoring them, she should have said something to them.

At 6/14/07 04:37 AM, Arcanus346 wrote: sticking a large needle into each of your eyes, getting eaten from the inside by tiny little bugs, pouring acid all over your body and then getting thrown into a tub of salt while the oxygen is sucked out of the room leaving none for you while your forced to watch a tv that has the guy that set all of this up to kill you banging your girl friend

im going to bed now...wow i hope i dont have a nightmare about that O.o

I think that that one is the best so far. Mainly due to the fact that lack of oxygen sucks, be it drowning or suffocating.

At 6/14/07 06:29 AM, HiniberusDelius wrote:

At 6/14/07 04:21 AM, Oppugnant wrote: My 17th anniversary of living.

You shouldn't care.

Well you know what? I don't =3

Well you know what? I do >:)

I disagree.

At 6/13/07 08:36 PM, LiquidSapphire wrote: Painting your balls can harm your skin but it doesn't hurt.

Umm.... http://paintball.com/ should answer your questions.

At 6/13/07 08:35 PM, John12346 wrote: I think you mean blammed and flamed. They don't rhyme.

blammed = buh-lah-mmd
flamed = fuh-lay-mmd

No rhyming here.

Exactly. And no, I never really hated any flashes.

Chinese-English translation:

"WTF?! I thought I was your only friend! You can't be friends with anyone else, or I'll pick up this rock and THROW IT. That's right, Bush, I'm at the end of my patience. Don't fuck with me"