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Response to: N G A D M '14: Round Of 16 Posted September 9th, 2014 in Audio

Haha. Normally I'd be thrilled that I wouldn't have to worry, but to have the opportunity to go up against last years winner and one of the best classical composers on the site, I went full out with my work. I'm honestly quite disappointed that the match up won't go ahead :( I genuinely hope @bosa re-uploads his track and @step will give him the opportunity to still push through without a forfeit!

This is where they agree and I lose fml
Response to: Ofcl N G A U C Final Round Thread! Posted September 8th, 2014 in Audio

Didn't you know crabs have always been able to fly?

At 9/8/14 07:43 PM, TheDoor6 wrote: @PirateCrab can fly
Response to: N G A D M '14: Round Of 16 Posted September 7th, 2014 in Audio

I'm in

  • On The Glass Edge
    On The Glass Edge by PirateCrab

    NGADM Song 3

    Score
    5.00 / 5.00
    Type
    Song
    Genre
    Heavy Metal
    Popularity
    2 Views

Response to: N G A D M '14: Round Of 16 Posted September 5th, 2014 in Audio

I'm actually scared now. Definitely did not want to hit writers block right now.

Crycrycry
Response to: N G A D M '14: Round Of 16 Posted August 26th, 2014 in Audio

NOOO NOT BOSS AND KOR-RUNE. Brb gonna go sit in a corner for 6 hours, rub vaseline on myself and pretend to be a slug.

Well done to everyone who made it through and good luck. Now it's gonna get intense!

Response to: N G A D M '14: Group Stages Posted August 24th, 2014 in Audio

LOL, this is my life almost everyday. Still trying to bring out an EP from 2 years ago.

At 8/23/14 08:41 PM, LunyAlex wrote: >Pick up guitar.
>Write a riff.
>Is this riff cool? I better add a beat to it so I can tell better.
>Put down guitar.
>Add a beat with Superior Drummer
>Nah. This is shit. Better start over.
...
...
...
9 hours later.
>Okay, now I have a song. Time to actually track the guitars for real after I've practiced the riffs to the point where I can play them impeccably.
Response to: N G A D M '14: Group Stages Posted August 17th, 2014 in Audio

  • Orcus
    Orcus by PirateCrab

    NGADM Round 1

    Score
    5.00 / 5.00
    Type
    Song
    Genre
    Heavy Metal
    Popularity
    2 Views

Boom, I'm in

Response to: Ofcl N.g.a.u.c Knock-out Rd. Thread Posted August 12th, 2014 in Audio

Hostility and rage is not how a musician should respond when receiving feedback and critical points from a Judge. We have to choose scores based on all elements and quite frankly, every judge has a different susceptibility to what they believe will be great, compositional pieces of work where others won't.

If a judge or even non-judge has taken the time to write a small review of your work (Not including hate reviews like: Lol this suckz more than ur mum) and it's not as great as you expect it to be, breakdown the advice that has been given to you, research on the topics and make yourselves stronger musicians. I've had plenty of hate-mail and 0-bombs and whatever, but that's just how it works.

Smile, move forward and keep making music. Not for others, but for yourself. :)

Response to: Ofcl Ngaucontest Tryout Thread Posted August 12th, 2014 in Audio

@TheDoor6 it's always 5AM in the morning for me :'(

Now that the Russians are out of the way, I will be posting a few reviews scattered about across the entries, but first I really need to finish my NGADM song. Whoops!

At 8/11/14 11:26 PM, TheDoor6 wrote: So, I tried to recruit @Troisnyx and @PirateCrab to help with this mess, but they're really grumpy about it. Some crap about it being 5:00 a.m. in the U.K. or something...

OH MY GOD! The cult just sent us a message through Twitter! Can anyone speak their language? This is what it says:

"Nich raan dier, fukurai int aschinct GOO."

O
Response to: N G A D M '14: Group Stages Posted August 7th, 2014 in Audio

At least everyone's making progress which is good! I haven't even started haha, BLANK SLATE ALERT :'(

Response to: Audio Advertisements! Posted August 7th, 2014 in Audio

Just gonna drop my new track here that got me through NGADM auditions. Take a listen if you like :)

  • Jesterous
    Jesterous by PirateCrab

    First full song in ages. Come at me NGADM!

    Score
    4.82 / 5.00
    Type
    Song
    Genre
    Heavy Metal
    Popularity
    230 Views

Response to: N G A D M '14: Group Stages Posted August 4th, 2014 in Audio

Awesome, glad I made it this year! Good luck to everyone involved, it's gonna be tough!

Response to: Any New Music Producer's Out There? Posted July 30th, 2014 in Audio

I'm in now way new when it comes to production, but in agreement to the above. After playing guitar for 10 years and producing for roughly 6-7 years, I'm definitely still sat at the bottom of the ladder.

But hey, we all have to start somewhere! Learn your terms, learn your production, what synth does what, how to make specific sounds, what frequencies instruments resonate at, mixing & mastering and so forth. There is a LOT to take in but once you learn your stuff, you begin to notice all these little nuances in normal songs that make you go "Shit, didn't even know that was there. SWEET"

What I'm saying is do it for the fun! You'll learn so much more and progress in totally new ways. Focus more on speakers rather than your laptop at the start as your ears are your tool when it comes to production, so if you have excellent speakers and can get a laptop with a decent CPU and reasonably sized hard drive for samples, you're balling. I'd also recommend a form of soundcard as HQ sound and low latency is a HUGE help!

If you ever need help or want to know anything, do feel free to drop me a PM or any of the guys above offering info. We're all happy to help :)

This is some of my recent work. It's probably not alongside the same genre's you want to work in, but in terms of production, I feel it's one of the hardest!

  • Jesterous
    Jesterous by PirateCrab

    First full song in ages. Come at me NGADM!

    Score
    4.71 / 5.00
    Type
    Song
    Genre
    Heavy Metal
    Popularity
    66 Views

Response to: Review Request Club Posted July 30th, 2014 in Clubs & Crews

Gonna my drop my track in here. You guys rule :)

  • Jesterous
    Jesterous by PirateCrab

    First full song in ages. Come at me NGADM!

    Score
    4.86 / 5.00
    Type
    Song
    Genre
    Heavy Metal
    Popularity
    31 Views

Response to: N G A D M '14: Auditions Posted July 29th, 2014 in Audio

Christ I'm late.

CAN'T DENY ME STEP, YOU NEED YOUR METAL.

  • Jesterous
    Jesterous by PirateCrab

    First full song in ages. Come at me NGADM!

    Score
    5.00 / 5.00
    Type
    Song
    Genre
    Heavy Metal
    Popularity
    1 Views

Response to: Last Follow Friday Before Christmas Posted December 21st, 2013 in NG News

Do more music!

*Unts unts unts unts*

Response to: Music for charity! Posted September 26th, 2013 in Audio

I am 100% interested. Most of my work on Newgrounds is on my Soundcloud too but here's my Soundcloud anyway. Anything that you're interested in I can disable the downloads for you if you take me on :)

https://soundcloud.com/woodmaister

Response to: Important Store News Posted September 25th, 2013 in NG News

DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE IT BEFORE I GET PAID

30th September kaithx
Response to: N G A D M '13: Round 2 Posted August 11th, 2013 in Audio

At 8/11/13 03:17 PM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:
At 8/11/13 02:48 PM, alternativesolution wrote: Watashi wa onna desu!!
ほんとに?

http://sammihisame.deviantart.com/art/mikasa-ackerman-366955 163
Mikasa my bby
すごくきれいです!

I'll stop now.

TEACH ME JAPANESE <3

Arigato! (Insert kawai face here)
Response to: N G A D M '13: Round 2 Posted August 10th, 2013 in Audio

Congratulations to everyone that made it through. I thoroughly enjoyed listening to every track and judging for each of you. Apologies if some of you aren't happy with my scores, I'm not easy to impress. For anyone who didn't make it, COME BACK FOR MOAR NEXT YEAR AND GURD LUUUUUUUUUCK.

Good luck to everyone for Round 2 as well!

Response to: N G A D M '13: Round 1 Posted August 10th, 2013 in Audio

Feels nice to be judging rather than sitting on the edge of my seat with poopy hanging out my ass.

:Feels good bro

Response to: Looking for a Theme Tune Posted July 25th, 2013 in Audio

https://soundcloud.com/woodmaister

Check it out. If you like anything drop me a PM!

Response to: Metalheads, Assemble!!! Posted July 21st, 2013 in Audio

I can play guitar/bass/program drums/produce/mix/master. Drop me a PM if you're interested, I love a good collab!

  • Selflocked (wip)
    Selflocked (wip) by PirateCrab

    Moarmetal previews

    Score
    4.65 / 5.00
    Type
    Song
    Genre
    Heavy Metal
    Popularity
    46 Views

Response to: N G A D M '13: Round 1 Posted July 20th, 2013 in Audio

Well snap. Guess I'l go back to my cave. Guess you can't handle my metal!

Sore loser inbound.

Good luck to everyone that made it through!

Response to: N G A D M '13: Auditions Posted July 19th, 2013 in Audio

At 7/18/13 11:03 PM, SkyeWintrest wrote: ...also, if the judges let me win the competition I will let them use me as their personal plaything for a month

Hell if I win the judges will be MY personal plaything.

Ps. I'm horny.
Response to: N G A D M '13: Auditions Posted July 10th, 2013 in Audio

Right, let's fuck this up with some Metal.

  • Monsieur Blacksky
    Monsieur Blacksky by PirateCrab

    BACKWITHMOARMETAL

    Score
    5.00 / 5.00
    Type
    Song
    Genre
    Heavy Metal
    Popularity
    1 Views

Response to: Audio Advertisements! Posted January 23rd, 2013 in Audio

Pokemon and Metal. Enjoi.

  • Champion Lance PokeMetal
    Champion Lance PokeMetal by PirateCrab

    Testy The Poke Metaly

    Score
    4.44 / 5.00
    Type
    Song
    Genre
    Heavy Metal
    Popularity
    695 Views

Response to: Audio Advertisements! Posted December 21st, 2012 in Audio

  • Apocymetal
    Apocymetal by PirateCrab

    Nuthin' like a bit of metal for the apocalypse.

    Score
    4.74 / 5.00
    Type
    Song
    Genre
    Heavy Metal
    Popularity
    46 Views

Response to: Writing Music Need Help Posted September 17th, 2012 in Audio

At 9/16/12 09:02 PM, NinjaGuy wrote: I need a program to write various types of music in. If you know of something for one style, sound, or genre, please let me know, I'm all ears for anything. I have been working with fl10 demo, and its just too complicated, if you know where I can learn, please point me that way, but I really want something I can get free, not for mixing, mastering, or recording, but for writing songs completely on my laptop.

Are you using a Mac or a PC?

For Mac, you could start with grageband to get a feel for how the DAW's work, or for PC, you could use a similar one known as Mixcraft. They all come with their own VST's/Audio Unit's etc. to produce your own sounds and these were what I started with.

Once you get a feel for them, I would definitely suggest moving to a more professional DAW such as Cubase/Logic/Pro Tools/Sonar etc. Every DAW has it's own workflow and pro's/negative's to each one, so try a few out and find one you feel comfortable with. Master the workflow as best you can and constantly expand your VST's and Sample's over time to what you deem necessary to produce awesome work!

Takes time dude, but you'll learn everything in the end :) If you ever have any questions feel free to throw a PM my way!

Response to: Composer Needed. Nonprofit Vg Proj. Posted September 17th, 2012 in Audio

Welll if you're looking for any rock/metal style tracks, from battle tracks, original styled video game music or suspense building and so forth, I'm happy to give it a shot!

Here's an idea of the level I'm at, current remix I've done from Sonic 2.

  • Mythic Mist (Mystic Cave)
    Mythic Mist (Mystic Cave) by PirateCrab

    Mystic Cave Zone from Sonic 2 in METAL!

    Score
    4.55 / 5.00
    Type
    Song
    Genre
    Video Game
    Popularity
    3,141 Views