At 7/25/08 04:52 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: When will people realize that the successful photo shop threads start with really simple base pics that aren't funny on their own. And the thread has to be posted when Sunglasses is on.

Exactly. Thread should've stopped there.

Wow, you are wrong on so many different levels. Have you even been to the other forums? They're not anything like general. Look here:

General -
Yeah, it's shit. But a lot of times, it can be a cool place. Try logging on sometime later in the night when all the little kiddies are in bed. It gets a lot better, and funnier.

WI/HT -
I don't know what you're talking about man. WI/HT isn't a place where people sit around saying "you fail" or "facepalm". It's just the opposite. People who have just signed up recently go there, and their questions are always answered. And then there's places like the Screenshot archive where the regulars chillax and have a good time

Flash -
To be honest, I never visit the flash forum. I use Liveswif, so there's no real reason for me to be there. :(

Politics -
A decent place. Not so many psychos are on there, complaining about how their fish died. A lot of actual discussion goes on there.

Programming -
An actual good place to go if you are website builder. You can really learn a lot about coding from the programming forum. Sure, it's a wasteland, but it's really resourceful.

Clubs & Crews -
This place is great. When you go into a club with people who have a similar interest with you, it's awesome. You can really spark a conversation in there.

Audio -
Only visited here a couple times. Seems nice enough.

Art -

At 7/25/08 09:58 PM, phsychopath wrote: Horrible stuff, that is nowhere near true.

I don't know what art forum you're visiting, but you are way off. Art is one of the few places that really shines actually. Nobody screams "OMG U EMO" at people. No. No. Not at all. People give you constructive criticism, and will usually compliment you. I like it there.

Video Games -
Never really go there, so I can't say.

At 7/25/08 09:17 PM, Kalandro wrote:

At 7/25/08 08:45 PM, j2witz wrote: uhh 911 is universal....

Imagine it was universal.

LOL

Well then, now everyone can shut the fuck up already and forget about the 911 thing.

At 7/25/08 08:50 PM, kRaZyAzN wrote:

At 7/25/08 08:46 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote:

At 7/25/08 08:44 PM, kRaZyAzN wrote: wow, so you got candy. Did you just shrug and take them or did you say thank you and take them?

I said "Oh, thanks. Bye".

oh wow. Some lady's store gets robbed and then you just take some stuff. lol.

I was gonna pay, but when I took out my wallet, she said that I could just have 'em. I guess she didn't wanna deal with change when there's no cash in the register.

At 7/25/08 08:44 PM, kRaZyAzN wrote: wow, so you got candy. Did you just shrug and take them or did you say thank you and take them?

I said "Oh, thanks. Bye".

So here's what happened...

I went to my local 7-11 down the road from my house to get my usual Mountain Dew and Snickers bar, when a man rushed in with a ski mask on and screamed "Put the money in the fucking bag!" So, I was all like "Woah..." and the lady behind the counter was all like "AAAAAH!!!" He told her that he had a gun, but I never saw him pull it out. He kept looking around outside while she emptied out the cash register. After she was done, the dude ran out with his paper bag full of money and jumped in a car and sped off (another dude was driving). Once he was gone, the lady started crying and then she called 911 (emergency police line, for all you foreign folks) on her cell-phone. So, after she told them what happened (on the phone), she just kinda sat there, still shaken up. I went up there afterwards and pulled out my wallet, but she said that I could just have 'em. So, I walked out and went home. It was some craaazy shit, but at least I got a free mountain dew and snickers. Sooo, that's what happened.

It doesn't look like Shwartzineager in it (I could be wrong though). So, anyone know whose playing his role?

After waaaay too many google searches, I've made a contemplation of all the little things under the reviews. I couldn't (no matter how hard I tried) find anything lower than "people find this review useless". If you find something that is lower than that, please tell me. I'd be glad to make a new one.

If you are talking about watching movies, you might want to use the "pop-up" button beneath the "watch this movie/play this game" (see pic). It will come up as a completely different window, and you will be able to watch the flash easier. Also, sometimes increasing your screen resolution helps too. If you are viewing on a 800 X 600 resolution, you may want to increase to (at least) 1024 X 768. Hope this helps.

Also, try to ask these kind of questions in the Where is / How to forum for more serious answers.

Pic showing pop-up button.

I liked it. It was pretty funny at most parts, and had a nice flow to it. Good job.

I believe it was a carshop/garage in California back in the 70s, but some mega-mucho-company must of bought it out.

Oh look, he's found a home.

Um, no?

Illegal text :]

Q - How many pops could a push pop push if a push pop could push pops?
A - Crying babys.

Lolwut?

Maybe they thought he was a pedophile since he's masturbating while looking at small children

At 7/23/08 02:08 PM, Haggard wrote: 15th of August.

Oh noes! I'm gonna be on vacation then. :'(

Wade. Topic has been brought up time and time again. Wade. Okay!?

I'll be 16 in about a week or two.

Remember that Visa commercial that says "Go World". Yeah, let's go world.

At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: 1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

Dry

2. Are you circumcised?

Nope

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

Other - sock

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

Sometimes

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Never

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

Weekly

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Always

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

Sometimes

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

Occasionally

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

Night

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At 7/23/08 06:01 PM, gamerpeepinpa wrote:

At 7/23/08 06:00 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: I clicked the link, but didn't download. Should I do a scan just to be safe?

Nope, you're fine. I clicked the link as well but didn't download anything.

Cool beans. Thanks dude.

I clicked the link, but didn't download. Should I do a scan just to be safe?

12 inches = 1 foot

5,280 feet = 1 mile

Logical

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by: 749-Pi
date: 3 hours ago

ISN'T IT FUNNY, CAUSE LIKE, HE'S MAKING JOKES ABOUT THIS ONE GAME, AND IT'S SO TRUE!!!

I'm sick of these getting front paged

Bingo. Abusive.

At 7/23/08 04:05 PM, doberman7 wrote: Piracy.

Yay, me too.

This thread sounds like it's going to be talked about on the news or something. "And then, the criminal was found boasting on the internet, where the police tracked down his IP Address and arrested him. Back to you, Ken". Have fun in Juvy!

Somehow, I doubt it. Post a picture of it, with a piece of paper that says "This is for newgrounds.com"

At 7/22/08 07:48 PM, ghyfty wrote: Oh wow. He just told some crackhead that he'll die if he fight with him. Great story but your Dad isn't awesome.

I agree.

That doesn't sound like it's that big of a deal. If he had fought the crackhead, then we would have a story.

At 7/22/08 07:01 PM, PinkFoydZeppelin wrote: LMFAO But your profile says you're a girl!

The plot thickens.

Well, kinda. Maybe. A little bit? Okay.

Poor kid.

Man, what an asshole.