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At 12/14/13 12:32 AM, Xenomit wrote: I just wanted to know if it was possible to get them on the roof of your mouth

Sorry, for the redundancy.

But to answer your question, it's not as common, but it's still entirely possible.

Mouth ulcer is another name for canker sore. You'll be fine. Eating must suck, though.

At 12/13/13 05:59 PM, 24901miles wrote: What brand of toothbrush do you buy? Toothpaste? Floss? Mouthwash? Do you use any specialty tools?

Colgate, I don't use toothpaste or mouthwash. I can't believe I actually walked to my bathroom to find out what brand of floss I use, but it's called Placker's and it's one of those flosser tools so you don't have to strangle your fingers and it comes with a neat little poker on the opposite end of it that acts like a toothpick.

What technique do you use for each tooth face? Up-down? Side-to-side? Circles? Squares?

Circles

Which tooth do you floss or brush first? Where do you go from there? Do you always follow the same system?

Front to back, and no.

How many times a day? How long does your routine take?

Roughly 2 minutes, once or twice a day.

Have you ever used a toothbrush to brush something other than your teeth? Have you ever brushed someone else's teeth?

No and no.

How white are your teeth on a scale of 1-10?

5, because I smoke so much.

Personally, I fail to see how this little oral hygiene quiz of yours can possibly generate any discussion that is even mildly entertaining.

At 12/13/13 11:07 AM, kazumazkan wrote:

At 12/13/13 11:01 AM, Dew wrote: As if we don't know the concept of hygiene.

some might not you know.

I actually haven't used deodorant in months.

Newgrounds wouldn't screw you if you were the last guy on earth.

At 12/13/13 11:05 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: Post Raisin Bran

I completely agree. Media coverage accomplishes nothing besides reinforcing the notion that any school shooting is newsworthy, and that these troubled youngsters can forge themselves a legacy with hot lead and innocent blood.

Wow, so many elaborate Christmas cards. You guise are so creative.

And to think all I did was draw on a piece of paper and mail it.

It's a thread about nothing!

Society (1989) is pretty nasty.

It's a movie where upper-class people are a separate species and have huge sloppy orgies where their flesh all melts together and they eat poor people.

I think this scene is perhaps the most well known of the movie.

Happy Grubday

The pubes get a a trim every month or so.

The beaner stache every few days.

I don't get it. Why is this a thing?

At 12/11/13 12:57 AM, poxpower wrote:

At 12/11/13 12:53 AM, Piggler wrote:

So far I've already bought myself an SNES.

This isn't really... in the... spirit of the topic..

I know it makes me look like a selfish cunt, but it's a springboard for my future purchases.

It's helped me accept that I will be wasting a lot of money on stupid shit this year that my family members most likely won't look at twice.

On a similar note: what do you buy aging baby-boomers?

I'm not really sure.

So far I've already bought myself an SNES.

I've got about $900 left to live on/buy presents.

At 12/10/13 09:11 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: What do you do?

Attempt to earn his companionship through an entirely improvised, elaborate handshake.

At 12/11/13 12:01 AM, Dev wrote: I'd say I've pretty much lost interest at this point, which is sad considering I have an electric, acoustic, classical and bass guitars all taking up space in my room, along with an amp. The thought of selling them makes me sad, though. :(

I don't know what it is about guitars, but I have some sort of emotional attachment to mine, as do a lot of people, and even though I could really use the money, I continue to let the three amps and two guitars and bass take up about 20% of the space in my room.

At 12/10/13 11:46 PM, RyderOmega wrote: Practicing for four hours a day for the first 4 years of my 7 years of experience, not to blow my own horn, but I'm pretty damn good. Sweeps, tapping, sweep-tapping, you name it.

Would you mind posting a sample of your musical prowess for all to hear?

Mrs. Bellum

You'll never know what lies above that neck until your cock is in it.

At 12/10/13 01:19 PM, Grotty wrote: Y'know, complete honesty here, that was a really cool recording. Kudos.

Hey thanks, buddy.

At 12/10/13 01:33 PM, Tremulos wrote: .....not good.......

I thought it was pretty cool. The droning sound adds a really interesting atmosphere to the song, kinda like something you would hear when somebody sacrifices themselves in a movie or some shit. And it's been rated almost 4/5 so obviously people think it's good. Few people ever critique their own work fairly, that's why we share it.

As someone who knows a handful of songs and just strums barre chords most of the time, I can accurately deduce that I blow nard at guitar, but that's fine since I'm a bassist, or it WOULD be fine if I didn't blow at that too.

Here is a sample of my suck, playing the King of the Hill theme.

Now that you've witnessed my suck...

How good are you?

It's not that hard to be better than me, so if you want, you can upload a sample of your playing for us to judge your mastery of the shred stick.

At 12/9/13 09:22 PM, Xenomit wrote: Does anyone know of any songs similar to the first 50 seconds of Circle of life?

This was the closest thing I could find.

Voting is pointless, so you might as well vote for Mr. Boot-head.

While I was hoping for more of a story rather than personal reflection, I do agree with much of what you said.

People just don't generally like to think that there's something wrong with themselves, a lot of people ignore the fact completely, and others can focus on nothing else but their faults.

Sometimes I will just be standing outside smoking and I think back to something I did when I was 10 and I'll renew the shame and embarrassment that was buried for years. That's just how my mind works. Obviously you have a lot of mental anguish, and if I wasn't in a similar state, I would attempt to give you a magical solution to your troubles. All I can say is to find something you like to do and occupy your attention with whatever it is in order to block out the internal negativity as long as possible. It always comes back though, so all you can do is accept these things for what they are and attempt to move forward in some direction, any direction. An idle mind is the first to succumb to darkness.

Snow, combined with less-than-stellar driving got a buttload of people killed yesterday on the highway out of Milwaukee.

Snow is awful if you have places to drive.

If you're staying home, it's very pleasing as long as several feet don't pile up on your driveway.

He could've just chilled at the food court instead of ending his life out of impatience.

Unfortunately, these things don't occur to people in the heat of the moment. Had he waited an extra 5 minutes to think about it, he probably wouldn't have done it.

Well, maybe. I don't know how Chinese men think.

Mistletoe is pointless because the fact that it's a holiday tradition isn't strong enough to convince people to actually kiss someone unless they really want to.

In every cartoon I've seen if someone gross is under the mistletoe, the other person is refuses. Perhaps find a person of equal or greater grossness to achieve some success this year.

I feel like it's weird to poop with a hat on.

Do you guys poop with hats on?

At 12/8/13 09:00 AM, ash wrote:

Have you ever wondered how much of your money has been in a strippers underwear?

That would provide more incentive to sniff your money, quite unlike the weiner smell.

I will make it to an NG meet some day. I'll have to contribute something meaningful to the website before I can consider my attendance worthwhile.

It will probably be a few years.

At 12/8/13 03:15 PM, tox wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=EDkoj932YFo#t=332

I liked his performance in Full Metal Jacket.