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At 5/28/10 12:15 AM, nohomo wrote: I would be playing TF 2 right now.

Me too :(

Either that, or I would've found a cure for cancer with the time I've spent on here.

At 5/27/10 10:20 PM, Sekhem wrote: i think some late 05 glockgroup/locklegion members know what i look like

but i don't know how active they are on the ng bbs

sorry that i can't trust you guys with images of me :(

i would love too, really

You've got these people all riled up now. You might as well post pics. They'll find something eventually...I bet someone is google searching you right now >_>

At 5/27/10 11:38 PM, BaronVonBadGuy wrote: Seriously though, if the US eventually Legalizes Weed, what ever will the DEA spend it's time doing?
Certainly not trying to inhibit the sales of substances that are actually dangerous, of that I can assure you.

Why not? They're a government organization, so they have to do something, right?

At 5/28/10 12:03 AM, nohomo wrote: That's Paramore's singer?

fapfapfapfapfap

Looks better with clothes on IMHO.

Well, I do love a firm and perky ass.

At 5/27/10 11:43 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote:

At 5/27/10 11:42 PM, Yrtnej wrote: Smoking pot and getting bad grades. Man, I wish I was as cool as that kid.

I was his only friend, now he has 4 friends.

Okay, so not many people will miss him. That's good, you fool.

Oh psh. The police can't do anything too severe since he's a minor, but he's a fucking idiot for doing it in plain sight.

No tits...I was disappoint.

Oh god, that's terrible.

I like your new sig though ._.

It's stupid & I never use it.

At 5/27/10 10:41 PM, j0seph wrote: my shop teacher tolled me that a one hour nap can make you feel just as rested as you would if you slept for 8 hours

Your english teacher must be an inbred hick.

At 5/27/10 10:40 PM, NoxDexus wrote: Go to the nearest farm in your area. Ask the farmer if you can milk one of the cows. If he says yes, go to where the cows are located, and milk one of them with your mouth, while naked and masturbating.

Boom, Exp. Points.

OMG. I think I love you.

I am leaning on the right arm of my office chair with my hand on my temple supporting my head. My legs are positioned left over right and tucked back into the chair.

Yeahup, and a few commandments can be grouped together.

Example:
6.You shall not murder.
7.You shall not commit adultery.
8.You shall not steal
9.You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
___________CONDENSE INTO ONE COMMANDMENT___________
"You shall not be an asshole."

You finally have an excuse to wear an eyepatch. Use it now.

The Westboro Protestant Church reminds me of Moral Orel on Adult Swim...it's quite shocking ._.

At 5/27/10 09:17 PM, slingshot14 wrote: I already made a thread just like this one.

SPOILER ALERT: Most people would say no.

Looking at the current trend, I disagrees.

Mafia. I really don't care about my safety and I'd love all the buttsecks and drugz.

At 5/27/10 09:11 PM, Archon68 wrote: Does it have to be the feminine version of me?

Naw, you can go fuck yourself as you like.

Just makin' sure the BBS stays sex oriented.

SO. Would you have sex with yourself as a girl/man?!By 'girl', I mean you just have a vagina, you look exactly the same on the outside except for what's in your pants and you have longer eye lashes/hair, which means that this is pretty much determining your confidence in your appearance.

I'm gonna lol when nobody posts in this thread ._.

I noticed that too, but I doesn't really bother me. So, this probably didn't require a thread to talk about it.

At 5/27/10 08:33 PM, orangebomb wrote:

At 5/26/10 08:28 PM, BullCut wrote: Rajput beat the Romans! I want a rematch (even though I was rooting for the Rajput).

At first, I was predicting that the Romans were going to win, until the Rajput showed the Katar and how it cut through the chainmail armor. And I kind of figured that the Romans don't really fight alone, but they are generally fight as a group, and more than likely that was the main reason why they conquered most of the world in their time, but lost to the Rajput.

I had no doubt that the Rajput would win. They had way better weapon choice (except for the coiled sword) and the Roman scorpion which got a single shot in obviously wouldn't do much, so it was pretty much over when they introduced the Chakram.

Don't eat THIS taco. Chris Hansen will catch you and ask you to take a seat.

Grow balls. Go slap a hoe.

Yeah, that looks like a jew and he's singing a Disney song. I'm confused as fuck.

At 5/27/10 08:08 PM, HFR wrote:

At 5/27/10 08:05 PM, Piggler wrote: What the hell else are we supposed to talk about?

the internet is meant to be a way to get away from real life, and speaking about crap just is not fun.

Yeah, I guess. But...what are we supposed to do if not this?

The dick sucking is funny. I just close my eyes and laugh at the silly sounds.

What the hell else are we supposed to talk about?

You're now officially 10 years old.

I cleaned the area around my snake tank, mowed the lawn, raked up the cotton type shit from my neighbors tree that landed on MY FUCKING LAWN, ate wheat chex and now I'm going to spend the rest of my day on the BBS. Fun, right?