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None of these things you guys are posting are feelings.

1. Priest: anger

2. Jew: anger

3. Baby: annoyed

4. Knife: bad ass

5. Buttsex: arousal

6. Nurse: affair with my father

7. Murder: LOL

8. Hug: affection

9. Dentist: healthy

10. Clown: creeped out

At 5/28/11 08:05 PM, TouchEverything wrote: Draw an intense game of battleship... the board game.

Do you guys want me to finish your requests quickly or do you want me to do them correctly? I'm afraid if I take too long you'll make fun of me.

sorry :(

Too much fanboyism in this thread.

Anyone who requests anything with a video game character in it gets a night in the box.

At 5/28/11 07:10 PM, gamejunkie wrote:

At 5/28/11 07:02 PM, Piggler wrote: Bitches see my parents fridge and they still hate me.

There you go Piggler, I fixed those silly errors for you.

You so meen ;-;

At 5/28/11 06:24 PM, Drony wrote: draw a 2 headed piglet? piglets are cute as hell and another head would be twice as fun.

SO COOT!

At 5/28/11 07:05 PM, logic wrote: Yes please

Sorry. It's the best I can do without playing either of those games.

At 5/28/11 07:02 PM, logic wrote:

At 5/28/11 02:12 PM, logic wrote: Can you draw Gabe Weller from deadspace 2 and Wheatly from portal 2 beating up Mason from black ops?

Hey piggler, What am i? Chop liver.

I played none of those games. Do you want me to just look em up on google and give it a try?

Bitches see my fridge and they drop them pants.

At 5/28/11 06:37 PM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: Now that is FUCKING AWESOME! Cheers for doing the request, do you mind if I put this in a news post?

Not at all, boy.

At 5/28/11 05:00 PM, Squidbit wrote: Draw me taking a bath with tiny sharks.

I'm getting tired so I think I might just do more later.

At 5/28/11 04:49 PM, J-Rex wrote: Can you draw a picture of a nerd staring at his computer then put a picture of the BBS as the computer screen if that's not too hard?

It's what all of you look like.

At 5/28/11 04:05 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Draw me as a dragon please.

I did the obvious thing.

At 5/28/11 04:46 PM, ToastedToastyToast wrote: Done done and done. Even the 7 foot erection. WARNING: The retardedness of my drawing may cause brain damage.

No way in hell is that 7 feet :(

Draw me with a 7 foot long erection.

At 5/28/11 03:38 PM, Prome wrote: A dick.

I took my time.

kinda.

At 5/28/11 02:48 PM, SteelChair wrote: Draw me playing a gameboy color.

u cant play gamboy ur a chair.

At 5/28/11 02:29 PM, Makakaov wrote: God and Satan slapping themselves in face with their penises.

Here's God.

Satan coming soon

At 5/28/11 02:05 PM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: A penguin with a AK47 shooting polar bears with a kamikaze bandanna on.

OH GAWD. SO MUCH REQUESTS. This is good. I'll have something to do all summer.

Here is your lemonparty. Shitty quality due to the number of subjects in the drawing.

My grandmama died of lung cancer due to her chronic smoking, but I continue to smoke cigarettes. One day, I hope I can be like you, Sevkat.

I've been really uninspired recently so I'm going to let you guys tell me what to draw. I'm not posting in the Art forum because 1. It's really slow and 2. Better artists will make fun of me :(

So have it, my boy. Tell me what you would like me to illustrate.

At 5/28/11 01:46 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 5/28/11 01:44 PM, Piggler wrote: Yeah, I never had any calluses on my hands until I started doing pullups on the daily. Now I'm used to it and can do liek infinity in a row.

Mine get thick and then rip off, and I have to start over. Same happens with guitar, the calluses on my finger tips tend to rip off.

That sucks dick, brotato. I hardly ever get any calluses from my bass and the strings are much thicker, not to mention that I strum with my fingers. Maybe it's because I moisturize.

At 5/28/11 01:41 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 5/28/11 01:31 PM, Piggler wrote:

At 5/28/11 01:26 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Working your core is much more beneficial than only working your arms.

I agree. But you can work your core and your arms with pull ups, so consider getting a pull up bar.

I love pull ups. I have a pull-up bar in house, I'm fucking addicted to it. I usually go do a set of like 7 every like half an hour. If I do any more than that, it starts to rip my calluses off.

Yeah, I never had any calluses on my hands until I started doing pullups on the daily. Now I'm used to it and can do liek infinity in a row.

At 5/28/11 07:09 AM, phrozonfire wrote: Last night, after several days of not fapping, I gave in, and obviously in those 2 days I had built up a reservoir of sperm.
several=2

OP is a chronic fapper. I wish I could finish like OP :(

At 5/28/11 01:27 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: I'd rather be raped than die.

You whore.

At 5/28/11 01:26 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Working your core is much more beneficial than only working your arms.

I agree. But you can work your core and your arms with pull ups, so consider getting a pull up bar.

At 5/27/11 10:52 PM, chaosdrakath wrote: If you ever need anything just ask.

I need you to take this here cucumber and insert it into your anus, excrete it in a fashion that grates it up and separate the skin from the rest of it.

At 5/27/11 09:40 PM, Painbringer wrote: Nudity barely even counts as porn.

Do you fap to animals or something?

It's not nudity if the being never wore clothes in the first place.

So why do you want to see some artistic nudity?

I'm worth $9.28. By living in america you increase your worth by an average of 40%.