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Response to: Simpsons Family guy crossover Posted July 27th, 2014 in General

They went how many years without a crossover? And finally when previous popularity isn't enough to bring viewers back, they finally realize the shows have lost steam and decide to stick both of them together to excite people in an attempt to retain some semblance of being relevant.

Unfortunately, I made the decision to watch the 5 minute preview and I'm not the least bit surprised by how much it sucks shit.

Response to: What would you do during the Purge? Posted July 26th, 2014 in General

At 7/26/14 07:18 PM, fieldertiger wrote: Then what do you mean by Big Brother?

It's used as a term for an expansive, manipulative government like the United States has.

Response to: What would you do during the Purge? Posted July 26th, 2014 in General

At 7/26/14 07:06 PM, fieldertiger wrote: Well, having Big Brother stopping some anarchy holiday wouldn't go stop it.

:Besides, the 1984 universe and The Purge universe are different.

I don't even know what point you're trying to make.

You do realize that I wasn't referring directly to 1984 when I said "Big Brother," right?

Response to: Parties In The Usa Rule! Posted July 26th, 2014 in General

Is your uncle the one in the banana hammock?

Response to: What would you do during the Purge? Posted July 26th, 2014 in General

At 7/26/14 05:49 PM, orangebomb wrote: I highly doubt that the creators will condone or support any type of behavior that is shown on The Purge,

Obviously not. The point is in the plot of the movie, the idea that everyone is itching to kill people and commit violent crimes, which gives the idea that humans are inherently bad and given the chance will kill people just because they can. It strengthens the idea that the government's monopoly on "legitimate" use of lethal force is justified.

it was largely meant for entertainment purposes under the guise of a dystopian world where chaos is legal and encouraged.

Once again, no shit.

Either way, it doesn't matter if it's labeled as a form entertainment, people are still affected by movies and TV shows regardless of what you call them. Do you honestly think the average dildo is going to be sitting in the theater thinking

"Hmm...this film portrays government as the only solution to crime and everyone as a murder, I wonder if this is subtly suggesting that people are actively restraining themselves everyday to prevent themselves from killing people. I wonder if this might affect how people in this community see each other or if people already hold this attitude."

Absolutely fucking not. They're gonna sit there, eat popcorn, and be subconsciously influenced by the movie.

The movie is propagandistic whether it was intentional or not. It might just be due to the fact that the person who created it is a pessimistic asshole with a low opinion of humanity, but that doesn't excuse the movie's poor message. It portrays non-hierarchical society in a bad light, and further spreads ignorance about the word "anarchy" itself by continuing to erroneously use it as a synonym for chaos. It's a terrible message whether or not anyone involved realized what kind of statement the movie actually makes.

I mean, you don't see folks at Games Workshop approving of a galaxy-wide dystopian war zone of Warhammer 40,000, now do they?
I would advise not taking fictitious work that is meant for entertainment so seriously.

I honestly don't know how you got the idea that I was saying that the movie itself promotes murder and violence, so this follow up statement is just a testament to your lack of comprehension.

It's mindless fear-mongering trash.
So are all those LifeTime feminist movies that are far worse, yet people still enjoy them and because of this, they make more and more of them.

Don't even know that you're referring to here. Why did you think I would know what you're talking about?

At 7/26/14 05:59 PM, fieldertiger wrote: 1984 isn't the answer to stop some fictional anarchy day. Even if it's a joke.

Looks like you completely misunderstood my post.

Response to: What would you do during the Purge? Posted July 26th, 2014 in General

Fuck those movies.

They're misanthropic shitfests; the main message being that humans are inherently evil and we need Big Brother to keep them in line and save us from each other.

It's mindless fear-mongering trash.

Response to: Hangovers Posted July 26th, 2014 in General

I was guaranteed hangovers whenever I used to drink hard liquor.

The couple hours of fun didn't justify the vomiting and complete discomfort of every fiber of my being, so I just stopped drinking all together.

Response to: Man, Yall No That Feel Posted July 25th, 2014 in General

No, because I'm not a fucking hambeast.

Response to: Turtles Posted July 25th, 2014 in General

Don't buy a tortoise if you want an exciting animal or even one that moves often.

If you're undeterred by having a sedentary pet, then I would suggest a russian tortoise or a box tortoise, since both a small and manageable. There is also the option of getting a pet rock, which would cost considerably less and create absolutely no feces.

Response to: I've become a bookawerdaphile Posted July 25th, 2014 in General

Posting lame chat conversations. No one cares. Seriously.

Response to: Tom arrested for insider trading!!! Posted July 25th, 2014 in General

I always had a feeling that "Tom" character was a bad seed.

I don't think I can use this website in good conscience anymore.

Response to: Smoking Posted July 25th, 2014 in General

At 7/24/14 10:21 PM, Danluz wrote: I have nothing to say.

Better make a post about it.

Response to: Vh1's Dating Naked Tv Show Posted July 24th, 2014 in General

Holy shit, they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel with these shitty reality tv series.

Response to: Cigarettes Posted July 23rd, 2014 in General

This BBS is reaching levels comparable to the YouTube comments section.

Cigarettes

Response to: When did you first discover porn? Posted July 23rd, 2014 in General

The old newgrounds adult section helped me segue into it when I was nine or ten.

I figured that if there were cartoons of naked women, then there must be some place where I could see real naked women.

Shortly after, I googled the word "boobs" for the first time.

I didn't actually do anything though. I just looked at it and I thought that the feeling of just looking at boobs was all that grown ups were supposed to feel. The idea of jacking off didn't occur to me for a couple more years.

Response to: Home made Tea Posted July 23rd, 2014 in General

Seeds don't have any THC in them.

Stems usually have a minute amount on them by contact with the rest of the bud.

I guess it depends how many stems you use and how much kief is stuck to the stems.

Response to: Getting high on oranges? Posted July 23rd, 2014 in General

You gotta dehydrate the orange peel, grind it up into a fine powder and smoke it.

I was talking to my cousin one time and he said this guy whose brother's friend did this and got so high he died.

Response to: Dear White People trailer. Posted July 23rd, 2014 in General

Dear black people

Response to: Cinema Club Posted July 23rd, 2014 in Clubs & Crews

At 7/22/14 10:18 PM, Dr-Worm wrote: @Piggler is picking this week's movie. Yaay @Piggler!

After some careful deliberation, I've decided.

This week's movie is O Lucky Man! (1973), an allegorical film about life in capitalist society. The film stars Malcolm McDowell returning as the character Mick Travis, whom he had previously played in the movie If.... (1968) and would later play again in Britannia Hospital (1982). All three movies were directed by Lindsay Anderson and several cast members are seen in each of the movies so it's kinda fun when you notice certain similarities between them.

If you find that you enjoyed watching O Lucky Man! and you'd like to start at the beginning of the Mick Travis movies, you can find the full version of If.... on YouTube here. I suppose this also works as a replacement for O Lucky Man! for someone who doesn't want to pay to rent the movie.

Feel free to review and watch one or both movies.

Cinema Club

Response to: Cigarettes Posted July 22nd, 2014 in General

Turkish Royals were all I smoked.

They're rich, yet smooth and they agree with all palates.

Response to: Cinema Club Posted July 22nd, 2014 in Clubs & Crews

I decide to watch Schizopolis a couple days ago.

I really loved the first half hour. The mirror scene was what got me reeled in for good, but I seriously fucking loved the generic greeting exchange. At that point I had a grin on my face and I was looking forward to the rest of the movie, but it kinda just failed to deliver. There were some mildly funny bits and there was a sufficent plot, but I honestly didn't feel as engaged in the movie in parts 2 and 3.

One thing I failed to understand was the significance of the exterminator guy. Okay, I lied, there were plenty of things I didn't really get and I know at the beginning Soderbergh says to watch the film over and over again until I get it, but I'm just not that good at picking up on more subtle themes in movies.

Response to: Jaden smith next best philosoper? Posted July 21st, 2014 in General

I'm actually taking a philosophy course on Jaden tweets.

It's high level shit. You guys probably wouldn't understand.

Response to: Linus Van Pelt. Posted July 20th, 2014 in General

Linus is p gross.

Linus Van Pelt.

Response to: ms paint your day today!!! Posted July 20th, 2014 in General

At 7/20/14 05:52 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: For those that don't know, I'm a lifeguard. It's not glamorous.

Would've made more sense if you were a waterguard.

Response to: ms paint your day today!!! Posted July 20th, 2014 in General

It excludes the large number of times I had to pee, but it's accurate otherwise.

ms paint your day today!!!

Response to: new portals for new grounds? Posted July 19th, 2014 in General

How about a portal dedicated solely to photographs of bowel movements?

Response to: How I feel on Newgrounds lately Posted July 19th, 2014 in General

Thousands of threads but not a damn thing to say.

Response to: Why are people scared of death? Posted July 19th, 2014 in General

I'm just going to take a wild guess and assume that it's because most people really enjoy the experience of living and would like it to continue living as long as possible.

Response to: I don't understand Republicans Posted July 19th, 2014 in General

Basically, you're a dildo if you identify yourself as a democrat or republican.

Partisan politics suck and everyone should be aware of it by now.

Response to: Father gives molester a beatdown Posted July 19th, 2014 in General

At 7/19/14 02:10 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 7/19/14 02:09 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 7/18/14 09:35 PM, Piggler wrote: In what situation does an 18 year old hang out with an 11 year old kid?
No fucking clue
I mean... can you even imagine? right?

Yeah, because the perfect time to molest a child when you're is in a crowd of people.