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When all usable matter has been converted into Apple gadgets.

lol I can't believe you replied to every single review like an overly sensitive 12 year old

don't count on getting better at anything if you can't take some criticism

Try eating a dick.

All that matters is that you're functional.

And by that I mean that you're able to safely carry out your daily duties while being consistently drunk.

Worry about the cirrhosis later.

Wow, your actual problem is so uninteresting, I kinda wished you had posted a medical issue or something of the sort.

This movie is either decent or the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen.

Probably the second one.

you couldn't pay me to walk around wearing a hoodie that says "piggler" on it.

At 7/31/14 05:19 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: Of course it's Florida.

Right?

What a scrub.

Are you experiencing this clarity because you've finally cut your balls off?

At 7/31/14 04:35 AM, ManDeep wrote: I don't remember that sketch at all, pls link.

The Popcorn Factory Sketch

There's absolutely no reason for you not to cut your balls off.

Get Laid by The Gerogerigegege

But probably at least 50 of their other songs like:

Go Down On
Go Off Half-Cocked
Go to Bed
G-Spot
Go Get Fucked
Get Down to Business

and you get the idea.

It was a pretty immature relationship with sub-par communication.

At 7/30/14 04:30 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: The smell of it kind of reminds me of skunk... I don't care for it...

Really? The smell of skunk always reminds me of weed...

Holy shit, what makes you think any of us have been to Lebanon?

Turn around, get in car, move to different state, start a new life under an assumed name, grow a mustache, shave it off, and die many years later.

If it wasn't good enough to not get blammed, why in the fuck would anyone else want to see it?

Does cool mean something entirely different these days?

It's only ever happened as a direct result of snorting research chemicals and their long term effects which are experienced later on.

For some odd reason, I get the feeling that this is a total fabrication.

This looks like it will be really good.

Who doesn't love a mini series?

I used to chain smoke cigarettes so people would think I looked busy and would decide not to talk to me.

Awkwardness was generally avoided until I ran out of smokes.

At 7/28/14 01:45 PM, Teddiikun wrote: Is that actually the 'punishment'? Having my name in a list that no one looks at?

Yes!

Welcome to endless shame!

At 7/28/14 12:45 PM, Teddiikun wrote: Cyber-bullying is a myth

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My natural skepticism is causing me to doubt your story 100%

At 7/28/14 12:26 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

At 7/28/14 12:26 AM, Piggler wrote:

At 7/28/14 12:23 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I'd kind of like to try actually going to a school for a day and going to classes and stuff... Haven't done it since kindergarten...

So you're admitting to being home-schooled?

Uhoh... is that bad???

Not really, but whenever I think about home-schooled kids, I think about all TV shows I've seen where a character is home-schooled and the parents are depicted as over protective tools and the kid is revealed to be socially undeveloped with very little understanding of how to interact with people their age, so all the kids from public school teach said kid how to be a "real" kid and play baseball in the sandlot or play kick the can and then at the end of the episode the kid returns to his/her uptight parents and tells them that he/she wants to go to public school with all of his/her new friends and then the parents cave and the kid goes to public school and that leads to a lot of potential episodes where they show the kid integrating into the school system.

So is your life anything like that?

At 7/28/14 12:23 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I'd kind of like to try actually going to a school for a day and going to classes and stuff... Haven't done it since kindergarten...

So you're admitting to being home-schooled?

At 7/27/14 11:19 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: I think we can all agree that this guy stole the show. I can't think of an actor who surprised me more during the first role I've seen them in.

He was my favorite actor/character in Django: Unchained, too.

Find a comfortable midpoint between narcissism and self-loathing.

I was beating it in utero.

The forecast is looking a little hazy.

The grass and weed are both high and the trees and mold are in need of medical help.