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Response to: It's Happening! Posted September 25th, 2011 in General

I thought this was going to be a thread about your balls dropping.

sadly mistaken
Response to: Damn. Love is never easy. Posted September 23rd, 2011 in General

Rape her, and if she sues you, somehow link her to the holocaust for instant not guilty.

Response to: To shoot or Not to shoot? Posted September 21st, 2011 in General

No, because we have perfectly good modern guns to shoot, and if you don't like what we've given you, you won't get any guns.

Response to: I've got an interview tomorrow Posted September 21st, 2011 in General

If your interviewer is a girl, walk in with your penis hanging out of your dress pants. If it's a guy, walk in with your penis hanging out of your dress pants.

Response to: Which emoticon are you after sex? Posted September 19th, 2011 in General

This one because she always wants to cuddle, but I'm liek "lol no".

Response to: i tried trimming my pubes Posted September 17th, 2011 in General

At 9/17/11 03:20 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:
At 9/17/11 03:19 PM, Klik wrote: Use nair bro.
this. its what I do. Every two weeks or so. Works well and surprisingly doesn't burn your genitalia as you might thing.

But I read the back of the bottle and it say it's not for use near or on genitals.

Response to: I melted/burnt my hand Posted September 17th, 2011 in General

Pics?

Response to: Hey guess what Newgrounds Posted September 17th, 2011 in General

i derank a wien kewler im soooooo drnuk mang

Response to: The Fuck Did I Just Read?(nsfw) Posted September 17th, 2011 in General

I got an erection.

Response to: Gettin a bj from girl even if Posted September 15th, 2011 in General

Bitch, I get dome on command and it's not from some random hoe, either.

Response to: ITT: we make cashiers uncomfortable Posted September 15th, 2011 in General

1. Tampons
2. Condoms
3. Lotion

*works best when accompanied by a male friend*

Response to: I just bought a huge case of moxie! Posted September 15th, 2011 in General

Never heard of it, but I'll take your word for it.

Response to: Did I do a dick move? Posted September 15th, 2011 in General

At 9/14/11 10:59 PM, Jimet wrote: I was walking around the school texting my sister

why?

Did I do a dick move?

Response to: Honestly Posted September 15th, 2011 in General

I get off at the corner of Main street and Sussex drive.

Response to: My girlfriend beat me today. Posted September 15th, 2011 in General

Assert your dominance.

Strike her down and rape her.

It's the only way.
Response to: Classroom Lighting, Yellow Skin Posted September 15th, 2011 in General

Yellow skin. You're trying really hard to make asian threads, aren't you?

Classroom Lighting, Yellow Skin

Crying is for babies and women Posted September 13th, 2011 in General

and if you cry and you aren't one of the aforementioned, then you are very very gay gay gay.

Crying is for babies and women

Response to: Photoshop Asian Reaction pic! Posted September 13th, 2011 in General

meh. i tried

Photoshop Asian Reaction pic!

Response to: would you delete your account if... Posted September 13th, 2011 in General

I've posted to many pictures of penises to risk it.

Response to: Man jailed for trolling. Posted September 13th, 2011 in General

If they made it an open group, what the fuck did they expect? Post at your own risk. There are always trolls lurking.

Response to: Turn this girl into a zombie Posted September 12th, 2011 in General

At 9/12/11 10:54 PM, JebbaL wrote: That's actually really cool. I'm liking these pics so far, all of em!

hey thanks man that means a lot

Response to: My math teacher... Posted September 12th, 2011 in General

After class, after all the other students leave, tell her you've been a bad boy and you need to have a detention.

Then climb up on her desk and lay in a seductive position. If she advances towards your penis, everything is going to plan and you'll get what you want. If she tells you to leave, knock her out with the stapler on her desk and rape her like there's no tomorrow.

Response to: Off. Apples To Apples Online Thread Posted September 12th, 2011 in General

http://www.nutsybolts.com/game.php/18569 /

join hoes

Response to: Turn this girl into a zombie Posted September 12th, 2011 in General

Oh shit this thread is getting me hard

Turn this girl into a zombie

Response to: Showering Posted September 12th, 2011 in General

At 9/12/11 08:21 PM, Yert wrote:
At 9/12/11 08:21 PM, Sevkat wrote:
At 9/12/11 08:18 PM, Yert wrote: crotch, left leg, right leg, feet, face
With the same wash cloth?
lol

no

what kind of person do you think i am

I only have 1 wash cloth

Response to: Acceptance... Posted September 12th, 2011 in General

At 9/12/11 08:32 PM, Suprememessage wrote: can anyone truly show me an act without bias? I don't think it is possible...

we need to let aminals run the government

Response to: Turn this girl into a zombie Posted September 12th, 2011 in General

At 9/12/11 08:08 PM, Sevkat wrote: She's making a cumshoot face.

Damn, you read my mind.

Turn this girl into a zombie

Response to: Showering Posted September 12th, 2011 in General

So what you're saying is that I should scrub my balls and my pits more?

Response to: I found the greatest store ever Posted September 12th, 2011 in General

The micro sonic grenade looks pretty cool.

Response to: tits or ass Posted September 12th, 2011 in General

At 9/12/11 07:10 PM, Yert wrote:
At 9/12/11 07:06 PM, MrRager wrote: Hmmm, I sure do love me some boobies.
lol its funneh becz thers a bird named BOOBY hahahaha lmfao xD!!!

LAL! AN A DUNKEY IZ A ASS AND A TIT IZ A KYND OV BERD!!! LAWL!!!11 xddddd :333