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At 10/2/11 10:14 PM, Stretchysumo wrote:

At 10/2/11 09:31 PM, Addict wrote: holy SHIT

im selling a kid three videogames for $60.00

down here i can buy a quarter of chronic for sixty bucks

deal or no deal???

swag

Take that kid's money and buy that shit.

I agree, a quad is pretty cheap wherever the hell you live.

Let's get the females of NG to do live self breast inspections on stickam.

Tits and you'll receive my vote.

At 10/3/11 08:30 PM, Boss wrote: smoke weed then masturbate

I highly endorse this.

I would go back in time and cut off my dad's penis.

I love the Whitest Kids. Though sometimes, their sketches suck dick, when they do it right....oh lawdy.

One of my favorite sketches.

I thought you were serious until I saw the Sonic picture.

At 10/1/11 01:24 PM, ValkyrieCommander wrote:

At 10/1/11 01:23 PM, Stretchysumo wrote:

grows brain cells

[citation needed]

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn81 55-marijuana-might-cause-new-cell-growth -in-the-brain.html.

It's an older study and just because something MIGHT have a certain effect doesn't mean it's a fact.

Yesterday, my friend pulled me away from the BBS because we were supposed to go smoke a blunt and take a few shots of tequila. That would've been fine if the guy that actually had the bud and the booze was actually home. We sat in a cold alley smoking cigarettes for three hours occasionally checking the house. All I wanted was to get a lil' high. Apparently, that's too much to ask on a friday night.

You can't grow brain cells, you fucking moron. You're born with a set number and you can only lose them as you get older.

At 10/1/11 12:51 PM, Timchik wrote: It's funny, the way you say 4chan.

fortune? huheuheuheuhe

You see, NGers are many different colors. White, yellow, tan, and maybe even a little red. There are a small handful of Negroes on Newgrounds, perhaps 1 for every 2,000 lighter skinned users. This leads to the conclusion that black people don't know what an internet is.

Just ask Morgan Freeman, and he'll tell you the same thing.

On a sandwich-provalone

By itself-baby swiss

You guis r ghey

People take your stuff and throw you in a hole.

I was brushing my teeth while taking a shit when I thought to myself "I wondering NG is as good at multi-tasking as me?".

So is it true, Newgrounds?

How good are you at multi-tasking?

What kinds of things do you do when you multi-task?

I love high sex, mang. I last like 5 times longer when I'm stoned.

which comes out to 5 seconds ;-;

At 9/30/11 07:55 PM, MrPercie wrote: Sweet, I always wanted to be a pig!

lololo u jealous?

You are gay.

Make fun of OP-flip to page 113

Go back into the tunnel-flip to page 26

At 9/29/11 06:33 PM, Slint wrote: God I hate Yamor so much.

Yamor? More like.... GAY WHORE! LOLOLOLO

but yeah, fuck cootie.

I'd wait until they were all dead and then I would have sex with the hottest girls.

hypothetically of course

Well, my psychology teacher isn't crazy, but she is a fucking moron. She teaches directly out of the book and didn't even take a psychology class in college. The only reason I tolerate her is because she has tits that are out of this world.

When people touch their penises and then touch my stuff.

At 9/28/11 05:41 PM, NinoGrounds wrote:

At 9/28/11 03:32 PM, Dromedary wrote: Nino, you're an idiot.

That's true

but damnit, somebody has to test these things for the rest of us.

At 9/28/11 09:58 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: I used to be a teenager

but...you're 18.

LITEL MIS SPIDUR

Bend over, son. Daddy's gon' give ya a present.

At 9/26/11 09:47 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I'd buy that book. But is it weird to use your own semen?

It's better than passing a bowl around and asking your friends to blow a load for you to eat later.

Jump in the pool and wait until they leave.