Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

can i play with u guis

I eat significantly less and better than I did a year ago.

So I suppose you could say the urge is not as strong.

lel

As long as it was just the urge to fap and not a total decrease in libido, I wouldn't mind.

At 8/8/14 01:45 AM, Xenomit wrote: You don't have to watch it. Are you implying you have absolutely nothing to do other than watch tv? If you were smart you'd do something on the internet until the show came back on.

What I meant is that I hate having the show I'm viewing to be interrupted periodically. I enjoy tv better when I give it a solid block of attention, like one gives a movie seen in theaters.

At 8/8/14 01:29 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 8/7/14 02:41 PM, Piggler wrote: I can't go back to watching commercials. I just can't.

A growing level of impatience on the global scale is one of the biggest reasons I can't stand the people in this world today.

Are you implying that not wanting to watch something created specifically for the purpose of selling you something you never wanted to buy in the first place is impatient?

At 8/7/14 10:07 PM, beakerboy wrote: Here, let me google that for you

lol

Are you honestly calling me a shitposter?

Calling the kettle black there, aren't we?

I would see that as a good thing. Take your current disinterest in video games and use that down time to do something productive like building a skill or reading books.

At 8/7/14 09:52 PM, beakerboy wrote: YOU. fuck off. reading your posts is like giving a handjob to barbed wire. and then mashing the hands into a bucket full of salt.

I guess that's cool. I wasn't aware my posts caused you so much irritation.

At 8/7/14 09:42 PM, Powerage wrote:

At 8/7/14 09:00 AM, Amaranthus wrote: You should really stop making threads about feminists already.

he should stop making threads period.

Agreed.

I just google good TV shows and bingewatch them on my computer.

I can't go back to watching commercials. I just can't.

What's wrong with linking to an outside source and providing a clear NSFW label?

That way anyone can do it.

Did anyone honestly expect anything different from the people that force you to make a google+ account to comment on youtube?

Maybe with Twitch ruined, fewer people will waste their time watching other people play video games like a boring dickspank.

There was literally nothing confusing about Inception, you're just a fucking simpleton.

You can circumvent any security issues with Tor by using a VPN service, TAILS 1.1, PGP encryption software, and removing the hard drive from the system you intend to use.

It's not hard to attain privacy, you just have to do it right.

I would just stop using the word "hipster" all together because it makes you sound like a fucking idiot.

At 8/5/14 09:49 PM, Raab wrote: Am I the only one that thinks the OP has started freebasing retardation.... and/or injected pure autism into his bloodstream?

No, I was thinking the same thing.

The thread title says OP knows "how to be scary" not "I know how to take shitty pictures in the dark."

Does it really matter if some people dislike Seinfeld?

The show has been woven into the social fabric of the U.S. and no amount of dislike will change that.

Besides, Jerry is 60 years old and rich, so he probably couldn't give less of a shit about what people think.

I'll have someone freeze me until science can make me a cyborg.

Only 7,237?

It's weird see that number. I feel like I've spent a lot more time alive than this.

Quite humbling, actually.

Get a couple friends, a 24-case of PBR, and play Risk.

At 8/4/14 03:18 AM, Thor wrote: Have something to say about drinking horns?

Aside from their impracticality as a container for fluids, no.

I cracked up at the combination of his entirely emotionless face and the fact that he's holding a horn that used to be attached to an animal with the intention of drinking out of it.

The people need visual representation.

At 8/3/14 11:09 PM, Viper wrote: Interesting.....so does the shirt bearer need a body guard to sleep? Or does the shirt come with a built in security device that allows the chosen one to rest after a long night of allowing commoners to bask in it's pure awesomeness?

C'mon, man, that's ridiculous.

It's just a shirt.

At 8/3/14 09:07 PM, Viper wrote:

At 8/3/14 07:47 PM, Piggler wrote: To wear this shirt you must have fancy pants on and a glass of expensive scotch in your hand at all times.

Even while asleep?

Especially while asleep.

That's when it's snatched off the very backs of those who are unworthy of the shirt . The shirt bearer must keep up appearances at all hours.

I tried indoor rock climbing once.

It was kinda lame because of the fact that there were people watching me to make sure I didn't die and stuff.

If you're going to do it, go all out and find a remote peak somewhere in the Andes and scale it ropeless and alone with minimal provisions. Nothing says "FUN" like an imminent sense of death.

To wear this shirt you must have fancy pants on and a glass of expensive scotch in your hand at all times.

Recently bought an old laptop with only 2GB of RAM, so I installed Lubuntu on it in order to save as much space as possible.

I should probably figure out how to use it for things besides internet browsing.

The love of a lonely man and 10 seasons of Scrubs.