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I generally see racism as a sign of ignorance in people.

At 1/31/15 11:52 AM, Bit wrote: I thought you were talking about Uncle Phil returning from the dead.

It's ludicrous, but I thought of that too.

Kind of a weird legacy to leave behind; still his death is unfortunate.

I haven't had a math class in three years. I don't even know addition anymore.

At 1/29/15 11:02 PM, Wegra wrote: Ah well heres mine

It looks as though you're approvingly staring at a nice ass.

At 1/29/15 07:15 PM, JRob wrote: No, rate my taste, guys

Pretty bad. You should probably just push some pencils through your eardrums to save yourself any further embarrassment.

At 1/28/15 01:31 PM, Monster-64 wrote: is that a fancy way of saying, "he eats cheese and shits alot"

I was merely suggesting a lactose-intolerant co-worker with little willpower when it comes to cheese frittatas.

Someone had a four-cheese frittata for lunch and was dispersing their colon stank at regular intervals.

Honestly, I think people have more important things to worry about than a commercial that nobody will remember a couple days after it airs.

Now if only the average dildo was that concerned with politics, maybe things would finally change for the better.

Adult Swim has a lot of unique animated series, much like how 90's MTV had shows like Daria, The Maxx, Downtown, and Liquid Televison.

But really though, Mike Tyson Mysteries and Black Dynamite are great. I recommend watching them if you don't already.

I eat soy protein turkey-flavored lunch meat, vegan wieners, and occasionally I make tacos with this meatless ground-beef type stuff.

The vegan wieners kind of smell like rubber when you cook them though.

At 1/24/15 03:28 PM, Kwing wrote: That reminds me, I used to think "lich" was pronounced "litch" rather than "lick."

It IS pronounced "litch"

Sometimes I suck my own dick and tell people I got a blow job without lying.

If there was only one place indoors left to live on the entire planet, and I could live there on the condition that I would have to share it with someone from newgrounds, I would rather live beneath a busy overpass and wait to get stabbed to death with a rusty fork for the refrigerator box I call "home".

At 1/22/15 04:23 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I've read from multiple resources that Sauron and Gandalf are of the same species.

wat a dik

Are you sure you don't mean Saruman?

I was paranoid as shit since it was 3am and I was on probation.

Is there an instructional video you can link me to? I think I'm doing it wrong.

At my first sleepover when I was six, my friend told me to come to the bathroom with him and he made me show him my penis.

Fruity tootsie rolls and tootsie pops are dank.

Well, they were before the diabetes at least.

Is windows 10 worth upgrading to?

Me and windows 7 have been through a lot together.

That was hilariously anti-climactic.

At 1/19/15 12:36 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: So let's say every newgrounds member got together and ejaculated into a big hole. What would crawl out of it?

Nothing. It'd just be a pool of useless semen.

I H8 NERDZ

At 1/16/15 12:13 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 1/16/15 12:11 PM, Piggler wrote: Yeah, sandboxes are pretty much litter boxes for stupid children.

Why the hell do you think i like them?

Because you enjoy frolicking ankle deep in urine-soaked sand?

At 1/16/15 12:10 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 1/16/15 12:10 PM, Radaketor wrote: What about a sandbox?

nooo sandboxes are for babies

Yeah, sandboxes are pretty much litter boxes for stupid children.

Yeah, especially the band Slint.

I mean, you'd have to be preeeetty retarded to be a fan of their music.

My art college didn't even have a jungle gym, so I dropped out.

At 1/16/15 12:58 AM, nanocon wrote: it was such a brilliantly written show with such great characters that it was difficult to do something that would really turn fans off from it and they got really crazy near the end there. but then came all grown up a spin off that just killed the franchise

All Grown Up was a very lackluster spin-off, no question there. However, I think the show went downhill after the first movie. Most of the episodes with Dil and Kimi sucked shit. The fact that they had to implement two new characters should be enough evidence to realize that they were running out of ideas.

Rugrats 1991-1994 set the benchmark for the series. The later years just couldn't live up to the high standards set by the first 65 episodes.

At 1/16/15 12:24 AM, Maltos wrote: that show on your profile withe the anal machine and the water sports seems like a cry for attention to turn people on when they come to your page......are you sad about all the hard ons and fap sessions you've created?

No, to be honest, I only made that gif into a news post because the concept of an ass-fucking machine is hilarious to me and people don't usually expect such risqué content on the average user page.