At 11/18/07 01:15 PM, skater007 wrote: Are there any russians on NGs? I'm really wondering...

By Russians do you mean people from the former Soviet union? Or Russia as it is now, because I'm technically from the Ukraine which was part of the Soviet union, I speak Russian, although not that well.

Level 30! I don't know exactly what it is, it is either a morphed knife, or a leaf knife, (the leaf style design used in older swords made to slice through flesh). Anyway, yay.

At 11/18/07 11:02 AM, rodneyaran wrote: My favorite character is split between the Janitor and Elliot, Janitor is in the lead right now due to the most recent episode (JD learning everyone's names).

You must be watching season 7, Ep 14 of season 6 is only playing here tonight. We're quite a bit behind on recent episodes, but there is also a daily episode starting with season 1.

At 11/15/07 01:42 PM, whittington wrote: how cum no 1 is posting

Because the club is dead.

Anyway, bad news, Max, my dog had an Epilepsy seizure today, poor fella...

At 11/16/07 02:00 PM, aldlv wrote:

Well... no answer by Slash...

You did well Master Sergeant. But you should run now, Slash doesn't like being beaten to anything, even if he's late as hell, which he is.

At 4/14/06 10:00 AM, Legend wrote: My favorite character would have to be the janitor.

See there Lilu, we don't care about what character you like, because they sure as hell don't like you. And oh, see what I did there? I called you a girl's name with the same initial as your user name. Now run off.

Good Dr. Cox impersonation? He's my favorite.

At 11/17/07 07:55 PM, TheThing wrote: I think anything under about 75 pages is a novel or book, while anything under that is a novelette. Anything under 10-15 pages is a short story.

Yeah, my opinion is similar enough. anyway as for me, despite a treatment with Prozac and some other drugs that most of you wouldn't know, I still feel somewhat depressed, at least not happy enough to write, which puts me in a deadlock, on one side I want to be happy, but on the other , I write best when I'm down, but not too down. This is hard.

Either way, I should be receiving some new med soon which should be even better than what I'm on.

At 11/17/07 07:50 PM, TheThing wrote: Awesome! I'm a department head! I've been waiting for this moment all my life, so long.

No offense what so ever, but if your life ambition is to be head of BBS in the NGDD in NG, a place which could collapse at any given moment should the servers fail, then you re-heeeee-heeeeely need to get laid. I wish you best with that.

-Phantom

At 11/18/07 12:20 AM, Bloodman101 wrote: YAY i just leveled up! now im lvl 9!! YAY!! im starting to like this icon...

Awesome, and I just reached level 30 :P

Fuck yeah, level 30.

I saw that a couple months ago, I managed to withstand it then, and I can now. It's sick, especially the part they use it like gum, but I've really seen worse...I remember as a kid knowing this side with pictures and videos of murder and suicide, now that was gross, this...this is amateur stuff.

At 11/17/07 04:46 AM, Thestickcreator wrote: Book 5: The Phantom

At least you have taste. lol

Anyway, I know you call them "books" but how about we see one and judge for ourselves? Even I don't dare call my 18 page story a book.

At 11/15/07 12:50 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: Be postive. It enhances all life as we know it. And Phantom is correct.

As always.

Apart from the ocassional typos it sounds pretty interesting! I'm still looking forward to the final version of it. When is the official release date? :P

There is none yet, I completed it, but I'm not very satisfied with it, when the time comes, I'll base an entirely new story based on the old one, but not for a while.

Me too

Grrrr, just keep your pants on, good work doesn't come shooting out of my ass every other day.

How many years are we talking about here? :)

If I mood doesn't improve enough to write within a month, I'll force myself. Good enough?

Consider it done.

Thank you.

Not to sound like a total outcast, but I actualy havn't read the Harry Potter series yet. How about about a vote, who thinks it's worth reading?

Read 1-4th, skip fifth and read the final 2, number 5 was a bust.

Definatly, they're called Phantom and theThing.

Rahahahahahaha...Ehhm, I'm just doing my job :D

Isn't he always?

I get what I earn, and I earn what I get.

At 11/14/07 12:23 AM, Jokeen wrote: Would it be ok to post ideas and theories of political ideas here, non fiction writing and news reports?

We are more about creative writing, so non fiction stories are fine, and news reports which you'd like to use as a demonstration of your writing abilities or practice is probably fine too. but political ideas and rants, unless beautifully written, would be really boring.

At 11/11/07 12:16 PM, gunground wrote: The most epic Collab EVER!

Allow me to be harsh. Epic? I wouldn't call it that, it's very, very average. Typical of the basic new guy who never really admin'd a forum before. Leave it up to me, I've had my share in making quite a few forums of my own. Also, it sucks so very much that you used invision free because their hacking defense system is asinine and NG based forum are often hacked by a guy named Zim...I would have used forumcircle. You can still make on there, it's not too late. Because really, invisionfree won't do anyone any good...

At 11/13/07 09:13 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: the conversation was fairly funny.

Yeah, I'm a funny asshole, but just because I don't know German doesn't mean a thing, I bet that idiot doesn't know 3 languages...(I know Russian moderately well, Hebrew well (lol who cares?) and of course English).

At 11/13/07 11:57 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: That's great, I love holidays.

Then you would love it here (Israel :P)

For the past month the whole county has been on this massive teacher strike, it's due to last another month or so, it's like summer vacation, without the heat.

Would members here do me a favor and check out my latest blog thingy on my user page, I've just had the weirdest thing happen and I wonder if someone here could maybe help.

A lot of talk about the waterlollies flash by Adam, personally I think it's good, but I wanted to see what's up with those little creatures that appeared at the end of littlefoot.

Still, I think it's pretty well done.

At 11/11/07 04:04 PM, TheThing wrote: Fear meh shiny new fist!

Oh really Mr. 24? <_<

At 11/11/07 08:30 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Sorry I haven't posted in a while I been out of it. So whats been going on?

Not much, not at all.

At 11/12/07 01:57 AM, RSQViper wrote: Hello, all. I'm a bit tipsy from being out all night, but guess what?
I'm engaged now!!
YAY!

That is amazing, you must be like the second ever NG user to ever meet a woman after knowing NG. Second only to Tom, and god knows that was mostly for the money :P

anyway, congrats, we can only hope to be that happy with our own finding of a spouse one day...

At 11/11/07 07:23 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: So I made a post about whether to buy a fleshlight a month ago. The question still remains, should I get one? Anyone here have experience?

They aren't available around here, but if they were, I'd surely buy one, go for it.

At 11/11/07 03:54 AM, Krevesh wrote: My type of crowd O_o

Regardless of what you said earlier, you should know that the purpose behind this club is one of the most natural acts in nature, even though religion despises it, think of how many religious perverts exist, so isn't it just better to let off steam like the rest of humanity?

"This is my BOOMSTICK. It's a twelve gauge, double barreled Remington pump. Next one of you primitives touch me..."

Bruce Campbell - "Army of Darkness"

"Look lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English."

Bruce Willis - "Fifth Element"

At 11/7/07 04:34 PM, Rovere wrote: I will join. I have a Yorkshire, It's a dog, he's very pretty =)

Yes, I think everyone here knows what a Yorkshire is, but what about other features...male or female? How old is it, it's name?

At 11/10/07 05:17 AM, JSSKFF wrote: Woman, who tried to buy flour.

Good grammar, good choice of words, good plot...

Only it didn't make any fucking sense.

At 11/10/07 05:41 AM, Bloodman101 wrote: if life started this crew.. why doesnt he keep using it? or did life leave and phantom is leader.. i can't read all those pages that were made ages ago.. so pls answer... thnx

Wylo and life (dave) are actually higher in the hierarchy than I am, but as they are inactive, I maintain the place with an iron hand. It's that simple. Wylo still provides for some stuff, like you can nag him over PM for NG stickers once you have enough NGDD §. That's our currency. I myself own a bunch of stickers he sent me. The cost of stickers is mentioned in the forum.

At 11/10/07 06:31 AM, Coop83 wrote: Slash should fall to me in a matter of months and then it's on to... shit, people with higher paces than me :(

Haha, don't worry, eventually you'll pass me too. I'm too busy with life to be an active B/Per, not to mention the portal has become too much of a public restroom for me to like anymore.

At 11/10/07 03:02 AM, Bloodman101 wrote: couldnt we just have members and no probation or anything?

Without probation we would have accepted dozens of people who turn inactive a day after they join, probation lets us know who is worthy to be a member and who isn't. It was far more strict when I ran the list :(

At 11/9/07 08:18 PM, gunground wrote: Don't you just love it when you get a immediate response *Sarcasm Alert*. It's less than a month from now. We better prepare up. Anybody got any idea's?

We have a "day"? Isn't it a bit too soon and much too arrogant to have our own day when this entire club existed only since July? I think a "day" is somewhat of a bad idea.

At 11/9/07 04:18 PM, Bloodman101 wrote: Oh sorry for d/p but im pretty sure my probation ended ages ago.. so do i have to wait a month to get the list updated or something?

Technically no, it should have been updated as soon as the probation ended, but you must also realize that the job of the list keeper is complicated, and he may not always have time to update it whenever something happens, we should be thankful he gets around to it once a month, and I should know, because I kept the list going for many months before Hybrid. A task I eventually felt I could no longer handle and passed on to him.

Now unless you feel you can update the list every time anything happens, and waste hours on it alone, I suggest you just sit and wait until it's done.

Or in short. Shit happens.

To answer the questions of some of you about the writer's strike, I can't say if it's justified but there are shows that are brilliantly written and it would be a shame if they were gone.

In other news, Max is so cute and funny, I call this.....Thirsty dog.