At 7/30/08 12:12 PM, sinskae wrote: That sounds better than mine. >.> I have to stand in front of a sink all night. I would much rather be in front of a computer lol.

That stinks, but you know what doesn't stink? Having 60,000 B/P points :P
Hippo won't fend himself off for much longer.

26 points to 60 K.

Oh and, I finally got a freaking job. :P It's a graveyard shift office job, kind of like Peter's, only far less. but it's still being paid for sitting in front of a computer.

At 7/30/08 09:41 AM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Now how that influence has been taken is a completely different story.

Actually, unless a club totally pisses me off, or I find completely dead, only then would I let it be. But since the NGDD will never be such a place, your whole "long" post, is invalid.

At 7/30/08 01:16 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote: Unless you try to kill yourself again.

Unless your unprecedented stupidity gets the job done first.

Also, it gives my near orgasmic pleasure to inform that I will not tolerate cheap shots at me in the club I lead, so...leave, or be escorted out by a moderator. Oh, and have a nice day, unless of course...you're alive.

At 7/28/08 10:38 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Yes, yes it would.

Not to be an asshole right off the bat, but try to keep future posts longer than 4 words, I think a person can hold off a non-urgent reply, until there is something to say.

At 7/29/08 05:59 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: HIM!!!
&
At 7/29/08 07:33 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote:

HIM TOO!!

Alright, let me make this abundantly clear. Right now you two feel my way of command is unacceptable, harsh and unfair. But surprisingly enough, most clubs don't even know they need some dicipline within their ranks. My first club was the NG Mafia, around the 600~ pages. Not too long after they made me a Capo (Big fucking deal to them) and Thus began the harshness, as a way to measure people's patience and ability to be official members, and carry the name of a thread with them. Note that by now the Mafia is soggy and quite nearly pointless (yes, I also know you two are in it, hence increasing the validity of my point)

Next I joined the EGB, at page 4. Again, quickly enough I got myself an Officer position, and went for the kills. However, Peter, AKA EagleRock, was more appreciative of my style of command. It meant that the truth was told, and punishments slashed out, which he couldn't do, what with being overly polite and all. I have no such restriction, I can tell you two flat out, that even if you two, single handedly created the entire BBS, your behavior as of recent, was abominable and that's why I chose to rid myself of you.

Your obvious resentment for me further shows you are not made out of NGDD material. I've been on this itty bitty thread since page one, and for some reason the same thing works.

Make a long story short: I know what I'm doing, you two are acting like an irritated cockroach in daylight and I'm not going anywhere.

kthxbai : you can leave now.

At 7/29/08 01:49 PM, Joshiwa wrote: >>> 01 || [ 61829 ] || [ 021 ] || [ 03.0 ] || [ 00.6 - ] || X-Naut, EGSC
>>> 02 || [ 60198 ] || [ 028 ] || [ 04.0 ] || [ 07.1 - ] || BlueHippo, EGSC

Yes, that's good progress. Keep it up, really.

>>> 03 || [ 59947 ] || [ 306 ] || [ 43.7 ] || [ 07.8 - ] || Phantom, EGSC

Now only 40 points away from 60 K, officially enough for my pen...profile, to contain two EGSCs :P

At 7/24/08 04:41 PM, mangostenmaster wrote: Want to join the pro israel crew?

No, I'm not pro Israel, I just live here, trying to live long enough to move out.

At 7/27/08 02:26 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Thank you, and I hope you will accept my application for membership.

I just lurk here now, but I'm sure it will be no problem, once Slash awakens from his demonic nap, or whatever he does, he'll post. Good luck.

At 7/27/08 05:53 AM, Gazkull wrote: Gazkull o da WAAAGH!!! REPORTIN FER DUTIE sir i have 3 months under mi belt

Dear applicant. The Elite Guard Barracks is not really that much into role play, your entry to the club and your rank is based on your posting habits and behavior, but mainly, you're rank in the Blam/Protection part of Newgrounds. You need 2,500 points to join our club, once you are in the "police" ranks, you may join the NGPD, which you will find here on the Clubs & Crews section (C&C) section of the BBS.

At 7/27/08 04:54 AM, MrFinland wrote: Yea, somehow the word 4chan these days just set off all alarms and I refuse to download anything with that specific word in it. And I do feel bad about Burnzoid and Kuro for losing their accounts for that, they are good men.

Interesting, I wonder how I was never a target, I never get PM's about this sort of stuff. Of course I wouldn't anyway, but why isn't hacking the NGDD "Sup. Commander" not attractive...I'm disappointed with 4chan, they know nothing of my power :P

At 7/26/08 11:27 PM, HomerDough wrote: I said Newgrounds sucks and left for a year and a half.
I'm not coming back. Just dropping by and seeing if anyone remembers me, which no one does. That sucks.

I remember, not all is lost. Still, good luck in real life and all.

At 7/26/08 05:52 PM, Corky52 wrote: I learned that from people right on newgrounds that I shouldn't be so serious on the internet and then they always came back to examples that are life risking thinking that it's a good example to explain a situation over the internet. Follow rules and laws yes, but relating someone burning down a building to someone expressing their opinion in the wrong way is laugh worthy.

In my opinion, it's all but. I don't seem to follow you when you say that reaction in virtual space has a completely different set of rules behind it than reality. In this day and age where the borderline between the virtual and real blurs, many judges feel badmouthing on the internet (with explicit names) or hacking personal computers just to peep, is as illegal as breaking and entry into a home. Will you try and explain now where they are wrong?

At 7/26/08 05:38 PM, Corky52 wrote: I will put this first because you missed it the first time around. I AGREE WITH YOU.

But you question my decision, obviously regarding expression of opinions, which I support, when done properly.

Um, did you read my entire post or just stop somewhere around there? I clearly state that I agree with you and that he went about it the wrong way.

You also asked if your expression of opinions pissed me off, somewhere along it too.

I lol every time someone relates the internet not only to real life, but also to a situation so much worse then the one that was present. :)

Silly me, I thought the idea of rules and laws should be applied EVEN online, as more than lulz and roflzomg.

At 7/26/08 05:26 PM, Corky52 wrote: He's right. We should be able to express our own opinion, but maybe not in the way he did. There's nothing wrong with someone expressing their opinion and I really don't like it when people get mad over someone doing that. Where exactly does it say in any rules that members with no authority can't express their opinion? Like I'm doing right now, does that piss you off?

If you care to look at the top of the page, I here by show you the difference between an opinion, and blunt disregard to our rules, to the leaders in charge of the NGDD and for users who want to join.

"Grammar - F" ? Is that a valid opinion? no, that is a harsh insult to someone who just wanted to join. A proper way of expressing his opinion opinion should say that he needs to work on several features of his posts before applying, I was just shocked by how many people here mistaken themselves for kings and queens of what is a long running club that has kept being alive because of its rules.

Opinions are good, they show we care, but let's put this in real life situations, I am pro choice, you are against abortions, to protest abortions you set ablaze an abortion clinic. You have committed a crime, you showed an opinion, in a socially unacceptable manner. Same applies here.

What's that suppose to mean? He did keep it in the forum discussion. He posted it so it's in the forum discussion.

We have other forums, for such blatant use.

Hello future EGB personal, minus one. I was just looking what you were up to, and found something I felt needed more explanation. Some of you know me, some don't. You know I'm harsh, but fair.

At 7/26/08 02:53 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: I'm pretty pissed right now. I just resigned from the NGDD via PM to Phantom. He's such a fag.

Homophobia is Newgrounds typical

I post what I think on a user trying to apply and he gets pissed off at me and demands an apology.

People apologize for mistakes, or so I've heard. and telling a user he "fails" isn't really helping him apply.

He could've just told me not to do it again and I would've apologized.

I'm not you kinder garden teacher, you're a grown man, figure this sort of shit out on you're own.

APF never had a problem with me doing the same thing,

Well, for some reason, APF chose me to take over, so tough.

and now Phantom thinks now that he's here I automatically change the way I do things.

Being an asshole to people who just want to join is no clever deal. stop ranting, it's not lady like.

Little News.

Mr. Critic here has resigned from the NGDD, with the help of the following PM:

Oh, you are too right. I'm so sorry for sharing my views on a potential member. I'm sincerely apologizing for trying to help out with your decision at all by sharing my views. I'm sorry for any personality I've ever showed in the thread. I'm also very sorry that being the ass hole you are I cannot stand you. I'm also sorry - and this time I'm serious - that I'm resigning.

To him I say, his views of potential members are best kept in the forum discussion, or his over grown arse. Sharing your view will do nothing but frustrate the person who wants to join. The personality you did show, was the equivalent of used toilet paper.

Yeah, I'm an asshole, but you all knew that coming in.

Ok, good riddens.

At 7/25/08 08:48 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Ah, thank you. I hate going too off topic.
Well, B/P speaking, my B/P roller-coaster is going to fall today. Yesterday I got on it's peak (50) and today it's going loooow, something like 20... meh, only got home a couple of hours ago.

I'd B/P more, but being drunk kind of takes away my ability to judge wisely. Also, I'm sick...

At 7/25/08 04:20 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: You're nowhere near ready to join the NGDD. Come back when you have a lot more posts, improve the length, and fix your grammar problem. You have a long way to go before you're good to join in my book.

I'm sorry, have I magically missed a few years during which you became the leader of the NGDD? Despite your opinions of matters, you have no authority to call anything, or to reject anyone. You are at the bottom of the pit. You are a member, not a leader. The NGDD is a structure, and if you suddenly decide to turn from an upper floor, to a base foundation, it will make no sense.

You are way out of line here. I expect a public apology on the BBS as well as a PM apology to the recruit you just insulted. Am I clear here?

At 7/25/08 10:36 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Hey guys I've been non-stop working in the restaurant. Pretty much 13 hours a day. I apologize for the lack of contests as of right now, but one IS coming up. Prepare yourselves.

No worries, I have everything under control.

Look guys,

I really appreciate all the links for reviews and everything, but that's meant for Rage's thread. We don't go into that much detail in flagging here. Just remind people every once in a while, to check out Rage's thread and we'll be alright, conversation here should be more than idle links.

Thank you.

At 7/24/08 09:03 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 0548

I suppose this could have been flagged as racist, but it still passed.

At 7/24/08 03:33 PM, Mendou wrote: Whoa, I was just joking around with him. He knows it too.

So am I, can't you get a simple, subtle, joke? Relax, I won't cut your throat.

At 7/24/08 02:44 PM, Mendou wrote: Yeah well you're just homosexual and jealous of my better whistle.

CLEVER, because we all know mocking people for a different life style is funny.
I like jokes as much as the next black Down Syndrome Mr.T look alike, but jokes that are true, are not jokes :(

At 7/24/08 10:01 AM, Corky52 wrote: I did reach my goal of 100 B/P yesterday.

Meh, no big deal, we really don't care. it's not like you actually did it...wait...Damn.

At 7/24/08 08:08 AM, Coop83 wrote: Aargh! Curse you for attacking me and my perfectionism!

No need to be perfect, just better than the next guy and you win (The old, "I don't need to outrun the lion, I need to outrun you") :P

Harsh, but acceptable :P

An honorable reply.

I never said that I wanted to bite you again. Should the need arise for me to bite you again, I have noted the requirements. It's only a few kB of my memory space :P

Actually, I have an interview for Sunday in an Internet Supplier company, so there's a chance I'll be upgraded and be worth quite a few KB's to bite.

At 7/24/08 01:27 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: A.k.a the Barracks.

you insult our institution? Bugger.

Ouch. I failed hard on this one. =/

Yes

... no words for this one...

Good

I know, I'm screwed anyway. =P

Yup

At least they won't know it. But help me God when they find out about it.

Silly duck, no one believes in God anymore.

...

Zoom in: O O O

I'll still hear it, just not form my mouth. =)

Hmm. Alrighty then.

... I'm trying to imagine nuts without a penis.
*looks down*
Oh, damn.

boring.

FINE THEN!
But what end of the mace? I mean, one would be painful, the other one... eww, don't want to think about it.
AND DON'T TAKE THIS AS AN IDEA! =X

That is why it's called, the wrong end of the mace :)

Now cut this shit out and return to idle B/P talk. Enough off topic for today.

At 7/23/08 05:46 PM, Coop83 wrote: Curse me for not having installed the correct addon for Firefox!

Firefox would define it as add-on. Thank you for participating, better luck next time.

Lemon?! Life is a Lemon and I want my money back

Life hands out no refunds. I know, I tried more than enough times.

Excellent. Need any fewer?

You can try, but with all that liquor in you, you'll just hit Sir-Nuts again and chop off his.

Ah, that's probably where I'm going wrong. I'll have to remember that for next time

So in essence, you want to bite me again....

Okay then...

At 7/23/08 07:56 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Well it is a big matter and everyone knows it.

Only very nearsighted people.

You were drunk because:
- It was on MSN;
- I can't get drunk, I'm only 14. Also, I hate alcohol.

In that case I just don't remember having ever talked to you, you did not matter enough and I must have deleted you soon after. Fail.

I know you didn't ask for it, but I had to share this. I couldn't stand this secret alone anymore. *blushes*

You mean just like your abusing mommy and seemingly too big cocktail dress in the closet that no woman in the house could fit into?

At least everyone got to know this in a "less-worse" way.

Indeed. too bad that nothing will actually save you here.

For those who still don't know me, yes, I can claim them ;)

Falsely so.

Fine.

Idiot

Oh fuck.

Exactly the word you won't be hearing for some time now.

Hey, my nuts are fine. Just the penis, OK? =P

You mean the lack of one?

FUCK. You caught me.

... ... ... ...

stop humming, and clean my sink before I shove the wrong end of this mace up your ass.

At 7/12/08 02:42 PM, gfoxcook wrote: Well, Me days are numbered indeed. I'm ranked #21 on both blams and b/p right now, so that's kinda cool.

It's truly some honor to be this close :)

At 7/23/08 04:54 AM, Mendou wrote: But seriously, that's.....is that even possible? I mean....wow. I could never get that much a week, ever. I don't know how you guys did it but I reckon you sold your soul or something.

We nearly did. I for one practically resigned from all human activity, slept three hours a day, at half our intervals to B/P and added autorefresh to my FF. It was pretty harsh, but back then there was less spam out there too, so an honest person could earn star pace...

At 7/23/08 04:10 AM, Mendou wrote: heh, Phantom beat me by just a few points. Of course MT is just a complete machine. my god, not even Joshiwa gets that much per week.

You're funny. Back in the days; me, Slash and Eagle often got scores of 800 a week with occasional peaks of 1000 a week :P

At 7/22/08 10:08 PM, TonyTostieno wrote: Uhm...are we ignoring the fact that Israel has just about the whole of the Middle East arrayed against them? Israel can't just go in and bitchslap all it's enemies into submission, it doesn't have the strength for it.

Well, we have nukes, and let's not forget the war of 1948 in which we did prove we have power, the problem now is the UN, that won't allow us to use our power. With the right approval, and since our army is not voluntary, but rather mandatory, we could take out at least one neighboring Muslim country, to show some muscle, but with that said, the US would never support us then, and despite our technology, there are just too many Muslims out there that want this whole place gone

And, the EXTREMELY fanatic Jews that hate current Israel because it was not built by the Messiah (lolwut?) that help Iran, crazy shit...