At 7/5/08 08:01 PM, TheNossinator wrote: Anyway, I was asked by TailsPrower of the NGPD what happens if a member's whistle drops to a garbage? He wanted to know if you got kicked out. I wasn't sure if there was a policy here, so I said that as long as you're working to get your whistle back up, you should be fine.

Last I checked ,I don't think we kick people out for such a thing, it does however mean lack of good judgment, however, as Barry LePatner said: "Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment."

I think if a user wanted to improve, and gave it effort, no harm will come from him by any one or thing in this group.

At 7/4/08 01:51 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Portal slows down as usual since many of us are on vacation every summer. How are you going to spend the fourth of July anyway?

I've got a Carton of Parliaments, a Johnny Walker Red label, and a glass. I'm good.

At 7/4/08 01:06 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote: I just woke up, and my girlfriend calls me about her birthday. And I'm like "Wdf, your birthday is next year." Well that got her mad, because she said, "You selfish fuck, my birthday is tomorrow. If you don't get me anything I'm gonna fuck you up."

Well, the last time she fucked me up, she lost her virginity (Haw Haw). But I really need advice, should I get her something or just get fucked up.

one of the Cancer sign's birthstones is pearl, it's not expensive, and nice. it's what I got for my girl, but then again; you are a couple nicks of time younger, money might be an issue. Still, 50$ or less for a simple bracelet. women are suckers for anything they can brag with.

At 7/4/08 12:09 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Ah, okay, just finished making a topic there. :) Of course I forgot to sign in, so it says I'm a "guest". I DID sign up for the forums for the record. That may cause some confusion...

No worries.

I'm Phantom, the regular Barracks Drill Sergeant (technically Sup. Commander). You can count on me to give little to no praise for good things, and endless punishment for bad things. Welcome aboard.

At 7/4/08 03:09 AM, RagingThunderCunt wrote: You're still here, Phantom? Christ, you couldn't even accomplish ENDING your life?!

Actually I met god, he was wearing a huge sombrero and he asked me to continue living, just for the sake of insulting little jokers like you.

He also said he did your mom, along with the rest of purgatory.

At 7/3/08 05:30 PM, MrFinland wrote: And thus my plans for starting the 400th page has ruined. Just like it was on 300th.

I'll get you on the 500th!

Probably not.

Congrats PS.

At 7/3/08 06:48 PM, RagingThunderCunt wrote:

If this was unclear before, excuse me, but the barracks only accepts replies from humans, and ones with an IQ that does equal in number to their age.

At 7/3/08 09:33 PM, RagingThunderCunt wrote: That proves my point entirely. Wade deleted it because, in his point of view, it was "spam". Thus, it became spam under Wade's rule, but not spam in it's literal sense.

The internet is not a democracy, this site belongs to Tom and Wade Fulp, if they want to remove anything, based on any whim, they can. That's all.

At 7/3/08 11:49 PM, RagingThunderCunt wrote: Whew, thank goodness that's over! Now I can go back to acting like a complete faggot!
MOTHERFUCKING POOSKINNED JIGGABOO CALIFORNIA RAISIN LOOKING SPOOKS!

I refer you back to statement number 1.

At 7/2/08 02:42 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Yeah, that really sucks. And what I don't understand it: how does it pass? I mean, they don't have 200 guys to vote on it... And someone has to be very stupid to vote 2+ on something like that. =/

It's simple really. People are so used to spam coming through the portal, so they just go after the point, and vote 2, or higher. And at some cases when a score is low enough, they bring in a couple corrupted high level spammers, I'm sure I have no need to mention names, who up vote it, and it passes. It's just rare that enough EGB members are online and working at any given point, to stop the spam, although at some cases we were, spam stopped with a screeching halt.

Personally, I have quite a few days off now, looking for work, so I'm at home for now, B/Ping a bit, I'm at a new daily record I haven't had in many months :P

I woke up today and though I'd B/P a little, Blue Hippo still has nothing on me and never will, but then I start working and I see things like This still pass, and it just bounces me back to reality, that even on the internet, the bad guys get away with such shit. Sad.

At 6/28/08 12:39 AM, jew193 wrote: Crap, sorry for the double post, but this claims to be suitable for all ages, but clearly isn't. I think it should be marked as unsuitable.

Blammed, kind of late. Nice try though.

I'm not a touchy-feely kind of guy, but I know WW in person so no need to address him here.

At 6/27/08 07:53 AM, Sentio wrote: my father passed away suddenly (heart attack at just 49 years of age)

Sorry about that.

I finally graduated from university last week, hurrah! Got my 2:1 and am now an MBiol (hons).

Congrats about that.

At 6/24/08 01:23 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Post #2 of 2

What a bunch of people I don't know, you included.

Well, I suppose B/P hasn't been my point of interest for a long time now, even with the time to dedicate to it most of the time, I just feel the portal has nearly collapsed with spam submissions. There are of course great new animations and games that keep this place going (There she is 3, Dino run, Thing Thing 4) but in spite of that, the spam made fair voting nearly a smudge of the past...

At 6/21/08 10:17 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Phantom is Russian, right? Well, he should be pretty happy with Russia now, because they won The Netherlands in Euro. Nice game.

Russia played awesome! I'm personally more familiar with the Ukraine as a home away from home, but Russia still played like they owned those god damn Dutch. Their in the semi finals now, HAHA. Russia however has a Dutch coach, ownage much?

At 6/22/08 05:11 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: i totally lost
oh well

Seconded. I think I didn't do too great either, no one (with a brain) complained, but no one said it's great either so...

I don't do this often, so make this one count. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have snapped at gu-rrilla like that. I didn't want to say what TheThing said, because I thought it would be somewhat obvious, considering how long and efficiently I ran quite a few things in this club.

I just expect a certain degree of respect, not because of now, but because of then, because since page 1 of this thread, I was in this club. I tried to run payrolls with people, with a 20$ budget by Wylo, I kept the list and I think I earned enough within this period, not be treated like this. I understand some people may disagree. And I'll still flame them, but if it's of any peace to anyone, I'll do it via PM.

At 6/15/08 10:06 AM, Andrea364 wrote: You sound more and more like my conscience every time you say something. The thread is long dead now, to try to start a flame war in a 21 pager would be useless anyways. You could search for "moron" and probably find it on the first page of results, but like I said, useless.

Ha, it's just Gothclawz, he's angry because I told him his movies are shit. I'm actually thrilled I have such talent, to offend people over such a long range.

Thanks, this actually make me feel better knowing no one with a brain agreed to that motion.

I have stuff to do today, so I might check back on my line of flames later, but thanks.

Have a nice day.

At 6/16/08 12:42 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: Why can't you just understand that we want you to leave?

I understand everything, but I don't need to listen to a snot nosed brat like you. You and your generation are everything that is fucking wrong in this entire fucking world, you are and the likes of you are the reason George W Bush is president, it's the reason scientists work on how to grow back your hair more, than they work on a cure to AIDS or in your more urgent case, stupidity.

I hate your kind, you think because this is the internet, you can say whatever the fuck you want, and no one will tell you off, and if they do then you go "Pssh, internet, who cares, fags". You probably won't even bother with this entire post, but rather try and insult with cheesy ass insults that you got off Comedy Central Roasts.

But I'll tell you the truth, it's people like you that are to blame for the world's stupidity. If it wasn't for people like you, we would already live in peace and oil would cost 50 cents a gallon like it did in 89'.
But noooo, you have to have been born because your father thought he'd pull out in time, and god was he disappointed when you came out.

Ask him, ask him and he'll tell you, that the younger generations today, that think they know everything there is to know, at 15, are nothing more than one more fucking brilliant reason to have an abortion. To put it in words you can understand, you're one load your mom should have swallowed (a field of great knowledge for California women, I hear).

You fucking blank headed California asshole. Yeah, I'm in Israel, so you think you're better because your state has 30 times more rehab centers? Or is it because of all the celebrities who drive drunk and have nose bleeds from drugs? OR, maybe it's because California is where education encounters its lowest step yet and you just don't know any better and that's why you go to Newgrounds and try to insult people you don't know, and that could run laps around you, in every fucking field within the academic circles.

Also, you're an 07' user, you know so little about NG, its history, and me in it, that you are so much better off shutting up, before I actually make an effort to insult you. You were still yanking training bras in elementary school when I was learning Physics. I forgot things you haven't even learned yet.

Job: Athlete ? Wow, I have seen this degree of stupidity before, I truly have, but it took a lot of searching to find someone who could compare to a 15 year old in Sunglasses with four fucking necks who claims to be an Athlete: Who's that guy...Manuel Uriba, the fattest guy on earth, he is getting married soon, I heard. You however, will be lucky to marry a paralyzed Down-syndrome patient because I feel that is the only person who could be so diseased that they didn't realize what a cock smoker you really are.

It's apparent no one respects you anymore.

Ever since NG changed to 60 levels, every fucking asshole at level 14 thinks he has a say in everything.

Well, fact remains you don't, you fucking sobbing, whiny, blithering idiot. I would sooner let my dog make a decision about oil prices and world peace, before I'd let you make me a sandwich, which you will end up doing in some fast food joint America is so famous for. I suggest practicing a fake smile, just like when you actually believe you just said something smart, but you didn't. Because I don't think the nice visitors of McDonald's need your attitude, and then the manager, probably a 14 year old, only one who actually has a head, as opposed to someone who only gives head, has made his way to the top of corporate America, and makes 4 times your salary for the next 15 years.

Just go back to your "5th circle of hell", which, according to your MySpace profile, is in Haifa.

Oh, that's so easy to say when you are in California, chugging overpriced coffee that doesn't taste like coffee anymore, and if you act to me like you do to people at the coffee place, I wouldn't drink that. You are probably one of those morons that are completely oblivious to what goes on in the rest of the world. Because it's so hard to pick up a newspaper and read about a country far far away that gets bombed on a daily base simply because their birth religion is different. You'd rather read about Lindsey Lohan's newest flop that you'll go see anyway, because douche bags lack artistic taste.

And now, I look at your news posts, and I realize I'm talking to a guy with the IQ of retarded chipmunk. I will say one more time, you have no say, in ANYTHING until you grow a brain, and maybe have those balls removed down from your chin.

I hope you enjoyed this rant, because for every reply after this one, you'll get one double in length and insults...shmuck.

That's all.

No, that's all.

Thank you, thank you, thank you and fuck you.

At 6/15/08 09:02 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Then spread your sunshine somewhere else Phantom. We can do without the help.

Of course, but do I look like I give a shit about what you say or think? I'd sooner heed the advice of of a 5 year old boy, than listen to you. You being (by profile)...43 (young at heart) is not impressive, nor true I suppose.

Great. A prelude to your 38th farewell tour. You should party with Cher.

How long do I have to keep telling you I will not go out with your ex's?

For the rest of the day or the rest of the year? Your answer depends on how much beer I put in the fridge tonight.

That was for an hour. You can keep trying to be witty, but you'll only fail more each time.

At 6/15/08 02:42 AM, ShortMonkey wrote: Because of what you said above, I don't expect you to reply and I don't care the way you react so no need to express your thoughts on my post... unless through a PM if you really care. Now that's taken care of, time to move on.

I don't bother reading posts, I have actual life stuff to do...I just look up my name and react. So?

FUCK ME, what the fuck is going on here, I leave, and this place goes to shit, AGAIN?

Lotus, stop posting on other accounts in the NGDD, or I will personally remove your asshole.

As far as people starting to let the power go up to their head, don't! You still don't know shit. You all don't know shit and couldn't change a dirty diaper if you needed to. You need to learn, learn how things were done, and keep it that way, your fucking revolution will only get this place to the crapper.

Last post.

At 6/11/08 07:27 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: I still can't figure out who the hell you think you are threatening to get Phantom on me.

Really? Cock stain, I was here, and in charge here, when you were still sucking your mom's tits, which still provide decent milk BTW, and even if I don't have the option of telling you what to do, I can give my opinion, which is, you are a fucking idiot. Learn to shut up.

At 6/11/08 05:26 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: I don't like it. I think users should just be on 1 department.

Did I fucking ask you? I'm fucking telling you, members being in more than one department at any given time, will just make this place look like another fucking hobby shop. People should be devoted enough to pick one area of NG to take part in the most, if not, fuck them. And I will.

At 6/9/08 11:27 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Seems some people there hate Phantom, lol, poor guy.

Poor? Poor my fucking ass. The day if I give one shit about what most of these fucking 13 year old, Harry Potter looking bloody commoners think about me, is the day I lose this. And I'm not.

Also, what fucking thread, I'll flame any pre-adolescent asshole there.

Some spyware causes this, you need to go to system 32 on your pc, rearrange icons according to date, and the newest will probably be it, also look for similar dll or exe files on your pc and delete them. Shutting down some of your start up applications could also help.

The fact we all start with female Chromosomes is a well known fact I have known for a long time, it's like that with all mammals I believe, this discovery is quite pointless. But interesting now that others know it too.

I really have nothing to say about the Portal and B/P conditions, all seems exactly the same.

I will however comment that my name was only mentioned once on this page, This will not suffice, you people need me, you just don't know it yet.

At 6/2/08 05:21 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Well, as for the single thing, I can't interfere with that without feeling guilty, but as for the age of consent thing, I can move to a country where I'll be legal.

Most of South America is teen age sex friendly...Oh well, I'd would feel wrong. I still have so many women to teach...

At 6/2/08 08:37 PM, Andrea364 wrote: I'm 13, but barely. I signed up when I was around eleven, but I just turned 13 in March. I can tell that someone doesn't remember me getting exited about my 13th B-Day earlier in late '07. I do look older than I am though.
*Salutes*

It's an excuse, but I'll buy it :)

Now, stop hassling the woman..girl...whatever. Or I'll make sure you'll have a close look at how African tribes perform cannibal rituals (you didn't expect them to eat family member, did you?).

At 6/1/08 09:09 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Ohh, it's truly ass-kicking. I'm looking forward to get it. But I'll have to stick with level 21 tomorrow, along with my Sgt. Major badge. Yes, I'm going to do the double level up tomorrow!

Congrats, but first, worship me, for I earned it.

At 6/2/08 09:16 AM, Andrea364 wrote: I noticed, but that's ok. I had Phantom to cheer me up.

If only I was single again, and you were above the age of consent... O.O

Good luck in the contest everyone, whatever it may be about. I have nothing more to add.

Finally, a truly kick-ass level.

Anyway, how are you people doing? Any word of future plans for anything?