At 10/29/09 11:44 AM, ShenshuaiOne wrote: I don't like the meaningless username I chose at the beginning of this year. I'd like to change it.

Impossible. You may not change your user name, you may not delete your own account. That is only done by Admins and Mods under special circumstances. Either forget this one ever existed and create another one, or learn to live with the username you chose.

At 10/29/09 10:55 AM, SidDemset wrote: I cannot complete M1A Rifle SKILL CHALLENGE on The Gun Game, can somebody help me on this one? Any tips? It's my last challenge before I get medal...

What really need to do, is use the first shot you get to pin together the three boxes below the green one, then use your recoil from your shot to bounce it toward the green platform (I find that moving your rifle while you fire, gives somewhat more power)

At 10/29/09 11:00 AM, chris-marks wrote: Bounce your bullets off the wall behind it.

Detailed it for you.

Also...

Played it, still didn't get the TX-15 medal, or the secret one, whatever it may be.

It's a shame to see all the good ones fall from grace because of the drugs. It's never before that point that people give value to life. Truly one of those few genuine sad moments for the passing of those who had no business passing over...

At 10/19/09 05:19 AM, ReconRebel wrote: Does the Chest Bomb work againts UFOs?

It does not.

Buying 500 nukes suddenly seems like a waste..

If that thing saved some information on your C drive, your best chance is to manually pick apart through it (assuming you know what belongs) and delete it. If not, and you're one of the billion decent computer users who were always warned to retain C drive for vital things, you could just reinstall the programs you need after you re-format the C drive.

At 10/17/09 07:48 AM, Ismael92 wrote: This is by the same author, and it looks like stolen too:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 4871
Do we need a source? This is obviously a .gif he found on the internet...

Door Buster, by StimL, found widely around the internet, including YTMND and google videos. This user cannot possible be affiliated with StimL & Miniclip. Account deletion is needed.

At 10/16/09 09:19 PM, DestinyDesire wrote: Max Size.

Good looking XP

At 10/16/09 09:24 PM, kamelona wrote: How to maximize performance? (I usually have the task manager process ended)

Looks efficiant.

At 10/16/09 09:26 PM, gr8job wrote: mine

A little hard to understand, but nice looking and simple.

At 10/16/09 09:27 PM, gozar wrote: I made this

A crippled monkey could make this.

At 10/16/09 09:29 PM, Jonimator wrote: Bam!

I really like the crucifix made of icons near the guy (zombie?).

At 10/16/09 09:39 PM, bdash1990 wrote: I like it.

I had a similar one for a while at work, it was alright, not too impressive though.
--
As for me, I like showing off my love for Diablo and Blizzard.

At 10/11/09 07:34 PM, metalguy777 wrote: Hell yeah.

*Diablo II wallpaper*

My favorite game!
You really should update to a Diablo III wallpaper or something similar. *mine to come within about an hour*

Good to see the barracks in its roots, helping fend off submissions that for whatever reason do not belong on the Portal which is quite busy at the moment.

As for me, I'm back here after a shot absence during which my computer EXPLODED and it seemed that for some unknown reason, my NVIDIA 7600 fried the whole system, ruined C Drive and left me screwed over. But with the help of my loyal tech guy (thanks Arthur) we salvaged the D drive and replaced the rest, I added an additional Gig of RAM and upgraded to Windows 7 Ultimate. Which so far has proven to be fucking awesome and despite some minor XP compatibility issues, I recommend it, a lot.

Frankly it's pretty flattering to know our Barracks still gains enough attention for spammers to actually care to read and even respond, even if it is their own silly way. Maybe just a few of those times, they'll learn to change their ways.

Regarding that last flash, Sheizenhammer, while I'm neutral towards the US and whatever these spammers use to make people angry, I think that if a flash was done with enough effort, nearly every topic would be acceptable. Users are only obligated by the laws of their own countries (and in rare cases, the FBI does involve itself in certain illegal matters that could be brought up), and some countries do make a laughing matter of 9/11, the point is hardly the theme as it is the way it was presented.

At 10/12/09 03:32 PM, EagleRock wrote: There usually isn't enough submissions on Newgrounds these days to really require numbering to figure stuff out.

Unless your name is DoD and you go to bed every night fantasizing what you said during the day was at least 1/5 true.

I must say I'm disappointed so many of those submissions passed without having contained content worth keeping on NG, but the battle goes on.

At 10/12/09 12:04 PM, Lizzardis wrote: I thought it was normal until I saw Exodus' post above. I need to get that fixed really :\

It seems to happen on my Firefox too...I have no idea what's causing it though. Nothing related to adblock or anything else I use, so I don't really know either.

At 10/12/09 09:10 AM, DumbassDude wrote: I wonder if the teacher assigned a task to see whether they could get their work onto the site. Guess we will be seeing their submissions improve every semester.

Personally, I don't believe it, and even if I did, it would still be fishy since all too often admission into NG requires convincing the masses that the movie is good, before they watch it.

I'm sure it's just a stupid excuse to let some harmless stupid entries pass, then switch the file to something more annoying.

At 10/12/09 08:49 AM, KingExodus wrote: HOLY MATRIMONY! SOUND THE ALARMS!

Yes, we seem to be having a rare active moment, although not one filled with good submissions. I would like to remind all of our members not to rush through the voting process and make sure they all vote fairly and as they see fit for the movie/game's score, not their unrelated prediction of its outcome.

At 10/11/09 10:23 PM, ANIMEstarved wrote: Can anyone beat my score in Boxiphobic?
315,395 is my score.
1314 is my seconds.

You're wrong, and further more, I'll explain why you're wrong. your score is consistent with any four digit number of seconds. Leaving aside how easy it is to "cheat" this all too pointless game, if you were to scroll during your "number of seconds" section of the score, you would see another digit, making it approximately 4 hours of letting the game run around as you, as everyone simply cheated their way out.
Pride is the enemy of fools.

At 10/11/09 10:31 PM, Caraboo wrote: That's incredibly outrageous.. that's almost 22 minutes.. you have a problem..

The score is inconsistent with that number of minutes, he pressed the "Windows" key while the game was nearby, and moved the mouse away. it's closer to 4 hours of sitting there, motionless.

Personally speaking, the last episode I saw (episode 3, season 6) "The Tyrant" was rather disappointing.

*Spoiler*
Having Chase switch the bloodwork and having virtually no medical mystery was a let-down but Cameron's dilemma between treating her patient well or letting him die was good, so was seeing House recover at last. His treatment of his landlord was a true highlight and rather satisfying. But I don't like the new haircut.
*End Spoiler*

This episode was average, not an award winner.

At 10/10/09 07:54 PM, TheThing wrote: So, I'm one of the lucky bastards that decided it was a good idea to pay $7.50 for a signed Super Meat Boy comic that I could have gotten for free if I was in the right place at the right time. But it's smexy, and I'm mad that the game isn't coming out for the PSN.

Speaking of Newgrounds products, I myself was somewhat disappointed after receiving the castle crashers I had paid good money for. While their design is satisfactory, although obviously simple and not thoroughly maintained, the quality of the vinyl it was made from was just not up to par. As I was initially inserting their respective weapons, I found the paint had already begun to brush off. Even if they are not toys for your every day fantasy-fort invasion game, I still expected them to be made just a little better. In short, cute to have boxed in their little cases on your shelf, but not great to let your 8 year old cousin have a mini sword fight (which you would obviously win).

At 10/10/09 10:54 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I think Genderless-hooker back I only found this by accident while flagging reviews
Warning looks like a scat porn movie I did not watch anymore its gross.

Yeah, definitely adult material, and the good kind either. PM's to admins are difficult to send out because they must be flooded daily with "OMG ur nG's admin, zoMg" so someone with a little more access would have more luck in removing it.

At 10/4/09 03:55 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: In other news, I've gotten page one of chapter 10 written and I'm currently working on page 2. I like to try to keep my chapters to a minimum of 5 pages. Maybe more if I can really get into it. Also, I'm still at a loss for a chapter name and no Idiot-Finder, I'm not watching the "Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged Series" on youtube.

I would.
and anyway, life is boring, I'm now reading a book I bought two years ago and never read. That's how slow everything is for me. The portal is the same as usual, but some prick named "venom0us" stole Slash's pic, what the hell?

I'm surprised no one mentioned:

"I think I love you"

as a dreadful first thing to say to a woman. I really can't think of anything that repels a woman more...

At 10/1/09 10:10 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Hey, cool! I'm not at the bottom of the list anymore!
Let's see how long this can last.

You know, if you review older pages of the thread, you'll see that once, many years ago, there was a lot more activity on the portal, and more honest blamming, for that matter, which made sure a determined B/Per would have no trouble going from nearly no points, all the way to 30,000 to become Sup. Commander, or as we still call it by the old ranks, "Elite Guard Supreme Commander". Anywho, keep working and you'll get there too.

Sorry for the inactivity, I was on vacation in Prague where for the most part, I had a lot of fun.

Regarding official EGB matters, I would consider it an honor to be 2nd Lieutenant however if EagleRock wishes to return to his own creation, I will have no problems with letting him assume the post.

At 9/25/09 01:14 PM, Sentio wrote: Hey all,
*salute*

Bye, friend; it's been nice knowing you, I feel you have earned this token of respect from just about everyone her for what you have done. Good luck with all the "Real Life" stuff you have going on.

At 9/23/09 01:48 PM, Fro wrote: It is a shame though because if your going to work on something that has that much in it then you'd expect people to watch it first.

Personally, I believe Newgrounds needs to make people Open the flash before the voting panel clears, like it used to be, then some people won't "speed B/P" maybe lose a few minutes, but submissions will pass with their right score.

At 9/23/09 01:47 PM, EagleRock wrote:

*ludicrous salute*

Oh my god, that salute just went plaid!

At 9/23/09 07:46 AM, EagleRock wrote: After all, how much could you really change it? It represents the flash series quite well and still looks pretty badass (at least to me).

Heck if I know, but I think a couple touch ups would be nice of them, even if it's hardly noticeable, just something to brighten the spirit, instead of making this into a mechanic routine that "days" have their own fixed logo. I don't know if you remember, but there was a time when a special day logo was cherished, a lot.

I think we're due for a *salute*...

*vigorous salute*

At 9/23/09 01:17 PM, KingExodus wrote: ****Malicious Submission Alert!****
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 2465

Interesting, but as someone who hasn't personally seen the previous submission, it just looks like another attempt at submitting, poor, obviously, but not one I can safely whistle malicious.

At 8/23/09 06:09 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Why was he in power?

I maybe a month late in replying, but time is irrelevant. And to answer your question, I was in power because I knew what I was doing, some people came here looking for guidance, not a BFF. I don't even plan anything against you, I am just one man who believes you are the best example, of everything wrong in this BBS, this website, the internet, the United Kingdom and the world.

Now, on to matters important here. I haven't been around in a while due to prior affairs, but it is still painfully obvious this place in its current setup just won't thrive. I leave the important of this decision, to my most trusted NGDD men, so that they may choose our next step, should their be one.
Thank you.

Oh, and "CLAWZ", as long as there is even one human out there willing to stand up to your oppression, you will never succeed in making the world a douche factory. 4 out 5 doctors agree; the world would be better if your kind just shot themselves in the mouth with a shotgun, and took a big, long dirt nap.

The good old comfy barracks, same as always. Good to be back, but enough sentimentality, it seems by recent events that the NGPD has been locked and the warnings they got were there for a long time. All whilst the administrators prepare to brush the dust off an old "Madness Day" logo, print 2009 on it, and call it new & improved.

I for one think they could done fine with a little more hard work and caring (addressing to both issues).

At 8/18/09 05:37 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 8/18/09 05:32 AM, Phantom wrote:

Right part, wrong writing. Please don't hate me [mods]

At 8/18/09 05:32 AM, Phantom wrote:

Wrong pic, just greattt:

Hopefully this is right

At 8/18/09 12:42 AM, SevasTra wrote: Also I really hate the sun. I haven't even seen it once the whole time I've been playing.

It's luck.

And cute score, no matter that I have gotten up to over a million ft (with and without using more than one nuke at a time). It's only a matter of time at this point, not even skill, so I can stop now.

Yeah, must be fun to sit around, scratching your balls while the portal you created has become no more than an upload server with no criteria.

A disgrace to even the biggest stat whores. I know the meaning of profit, but now Newgrounds has sold out even more than before. Just when you think a private domain can make its own rules, they fold and become a toilet for every miserable .swf file ever created.

Clockday being its summit. Exactly at which point was it decided that you were no longer planning on keeping the portal, a portal and instead allowing everything to pass without care.

I don't give a flying fuck, but if you call it a portal, it's not.
"Newgrounds: Just upload shit"