At 5/11/08 09:33 PM, subpar wrote: Sorry for the plug, and sorry if someone else from Papertank already beat me to it... but to be honest, I was glad when someone else on Newgrounds first told me about the old version of the site, a while back, so now I'm returning the favor.

I know all about it. I hope people check out my work on it soon :P

At 5/12/08 04:24 PM, Hemlok wrote: It is indeed sad to see Phantom resign as the Lieutenant. He was a great second in command, and he will be missed. Hopefully he will still stick around here in the Barracks for other discussions and things like that. His reasons for resigning are good ones. It looks like life is treating him nicely for once. I wish him luck on his future.

Missed? Missed my ass. I may no longer be in charge but you are not lucky enough to get rid of me that fast. I'll still pop by to spook you guys with horror stories of my slaughters.

At 5/9/08 12:52 PM, Casualty wrote: Good ol' random function ;] Trust me, I'm sure one day you'll be the UOTD. But I don't think UOTD on NG Log means a lot, does it? I mean, its just NG Log after all...

It's still easier than UOTD on NG, NG has millions of users, you have only thousands, it's technically much easier, but NO.

At 5/9/08 01:08 AM, therealsylvos wrote: Israeli independence day

Yeah...big thrill, small flags hanging from rotten cars, people torching meat to a level beyond which it is charcoal and fireworks where no one can see them unless they actually come. Whoopie.

At 5/7/08 06:32 PM, SirBackBoobs wrote: I'm gonna drop the idea though, it's way to much like the halo books.

Errrrm, I know more often than not, movie producers and writers will have great ideas, but the thing is, you are not legally able to write and publish a story, based on or regarding someone else's work (without actually clearing it with them), I wrote a story based on the 'Saw' franchise, but until my clear from the producers clears, which it probably won't, publishing it could most of all get you sued.

(/Note)

At 5/8/08 08:52 PM, aldlv wrote: ranking updated, now top 300 VP list (well, ok, is not such a big deal), Wade's Portal Crew, EagleRock & Phantom are back...

You bet your ass I'm back, I have relieved myself of my 2IC duties, for I feel I'm just not active enough anymore to provide you with my best service, but with that, I hope my advice is heeded to if such is needed.

Also, Eagle, what's up, you busy bloody bee you.

At 5/9/08 01:10 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote: p.s Got a new phone. Check it out, it's the LG Shine.

Nice phone, I can afford a decent palm computer at this point, which is also a phone and browser and what not, but I'm too old for not owning a car, so gotta save up...

Here's an idea, let one of your most senior members get USTD...

At 5/7/08 10:35 AM, fallensoul289 wrote: hey guys you guys have akot of power and this stolen flash was stolen i pmed wade and blew my whistle and nothing so i say take matter sinto your own hands also look at his profile he stole that other flash and it passed and he said on his post i cant make flash i dont know how can someone give me a program so lets kick this dickhead off of newgrounds

It's been blammed by now, thank you for bringing to our attention what you thought is an improper flash. We are (and so is the EGB) here first and foremost to keep the portal clean. However personal opinions about the flash, shouldn't be said, you know, red tape stuff.

At 5/6/08 05:03 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You know what's weird? I actually felt scared when reading that post.
Like, physically.

It's a skill brought by time.

But as far as guessing goes, I'm going to guess that you abused your power on NG to low bar anything that person ever made, voted on or wrote

Nah, we just kicked their asses with paid off mods.

At 5/6/08 08:19 PM, SirBackBoobs wrote: linky

Your story reminds of the annoying caterwauling and yelping of any teen age boy who wants to write a story where they are big and strong, and are the best. Literature doesn't work like that, I mean come on, you? A strong-man 15 year old, about as likely as me stopping a train with a sneeze. There is fiction, but if you are going to write to that degree of fiction, make it believable, don't prance the hero around with the obvious stamp on his forehead of "That's me you guys"...

At 5/6/08 10:18 PM, Hemlok wrote: Thank you, thank you.

'Sigh'... "Welcome to the exclusive Supreme Commander club"

Where's my morning tequila?...

At 5/7/08 12:14 AM, therealsylvos wrote: But i dunno what they got in Israel.

Israel has Hebrew keyboards by default, it's English and the likes that come as extras. Although the Windows online keyboard application could save you trouble with this :P

At 5/6/08 04:54 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Yay! He's mean again!

I lead 2 pretty big clubs, for a long time, and do you know what we did to people who posted 4 words at a time, you have 3 guesses, but for each one wrong, I will abuse my power on NG to low-bar anything you ever made, voted on or wrote.

Go.

At 5/6/08 04:30 PM, Chickidydow wrote: Untitled

You very well have a career in humming that while mopping floors...give up.

At 5/5/08 09:15 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: So now, he's here to hate the Mafia and be an ass to everyone.

I didn't hate the mafia, you started it. And yes, I am an ass, there was a time when asses were appreciated in this joint because it meant discipline, not anymore with you flappy cock slingers around now...

There used to be a time this place did well, but since the introduction of you double jointed assholes (both upper and lower sides function as working rectal orifices), this place has gone to shit (pun).

Oh well. Farewell what used to be a decent club, hello to noobs who misspell "I" and don't read this thread beyond page 1...

At 5/5/08 11:52 PM, SprintT wrote: It's a poem. I like to write poems. I think I'm good at it. Do you?

Poem's ok, but your so obviously trying way too hard to rhyme it, poems are long not all about rhyming, it's about meaning, and if it rhymes, cool, but you went way too ahead of yourself with excessive rhyming...still nice though.

At 5/6/08 12:02 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Shit.

NGDD's in trouble, eh. It's just fate at this point, Newgrounds turned more and more spammy, in all directions, even I see little point or success in cleaning it. it's a lost battle now, we are the good, but we are greatly outnumbered...

Nice list. A year or so more at my pace, and I'll get to 60 K.

At 5/5/08 07:12 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: And?
No.

You should leave the smirky comments to someone who knows a little more than just monosyllabic words.

At 5/1/08 01:53 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: - - - - - - - - - NEWGROUNDS WRITING CONTEST FOR THE MONTH OF MAY - - - - - - - - -

Nice. posted on it.

Simple. Who can be more of an example of the angry, lonely dude who is clever but never with company, beside the Phantom of the Opera? Nobody. Enough said.

This is: The Nomad

I wrote it quite some time ago, but I believe that it has quite a bit to do with one of the main topics you provided, that being opportunity. And, this is a revamped version, currently on available here on Newgrounds, as of May 3rd.

"The Nomad" Is about a young man who comes has spent his life submerged in rage, when he comes across a deserted child and makes a tedious journey nation wide, to bring him home. the End is supposed to be a surprise.

Judge away.

At 5/3/08 03:44 AM, DBlach wrote: Ok since this thread has been dead for about seven hours, I have a question: what is the job of an icon mod? What do they do? Make sure peoples icons are appropriate?

Yeah, basically they are the bastards who don't allow anything cool and porny on sigs (some stuff however are best monitored...)

By pass, I of course mean, avoiding fair voting, not actually saving the flash. Heed my word, and thou shall by saved. Defy it, and lose all ability to create children (Pain Olympics style).

At 4/30/08 09:38 PM, PantyWipe wrote: On another note... what is pico day? Is this a "5 EVERY fucking thing" like Clock day?

The barracks does not support unfair voting of any kind. While I will say you may feel slightly more optimistic about Pico related flash movies on Pico day, I think nothing you would let pass...scrape that, you lack in judgment, nothing I'd let pass on an ordinary day, shouldn't pass on Pico day.

At 4/30/08 07:37 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: When it comes to your story, I'll make sure I get around to reading it eventually tonight, but as for right now I'm doing an essay on the causes of high gas prices in the U.S. and how the problem can be solved for my college level economics class. Life sucks right now because the information is much harder than you would think to find the actual CAUSES of the gas price increase, without finding tons and tons of opinion articles at the same time.

Fossil fuel is made of fossils, the claim of fossils to badly constructed museums claims our fuel, causing an inflation in prices. Must kill museum treasure keepers. Problem solved. Read it.

At 4/26/08 09:37 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Phantom you're still welcome back anytime you would like, as are you WastedWizard. You two were always key roles in the NGDD, and you're always welcome back to return into full ranks.

Fortunately I do have some limited time to play around Newgrounds now. However as time and my name dictate, I can disappear at any time. So, for now I'll be around a bit, passing along judgment. WW knows he can come back, and probably watches you a lot more often than you think. He just learnt from me how to keep to the shades.

Any of you can do me a small favor and press the itty bitty link of my sig to the writer's club, for an opinion of my latest work in progress. Any who don't (And I'll know) will be flushed.

Hey people. I realize that despite being given a certain rank in this club, I lack the time to be really active, still, I would like an opinion about a story I'm beginning work on and while I'm not giving much away, I'd like to hear what you think of the Prologue:.

The Price

Darkness befalls a man early in his life; it rains down upon humanity like the endless stream of an infected lake over a fresh wound. It brings us down, slowly and painfully, until we surrender. Accordingly, we make choices. Choices that in the process of our lives; determine who we are and how this life ends.
Also relative, is a term we call many things, but recognize best as 'pain'. Pain will come to us from the moment we are born and until the suffering of our death, however instant it may be. Let the pain commence.

At 4/30/08 12:33 AM, Homework-Rocks wrote: 000000000000

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook.

If only some one made a program idiot-proof enough, to keep you out...

If you noticed 3 bold words on this post, you are most likely what you read.

At 4/29/08 08:21 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I think just Phantom is better, Dan,

You also think you're a British Lord, your word is not trusted much.

But why can't we use the _underscore_ anymore?

Because underscores go down, and unless you do to, you ain't gonna use it. *unzip*

You're Russian? Somehow I swore you were German... Whatever, you're European.

Russian war camps were every bit is brutal, you could really use some time in Siberia. I'll make a few calls.

Be sure to clean the bathroom after you wake up.

Oh Snap, you got me. But no, really ;)