If you believe Everything Micheal Moore says.... you might be a liberal
If you are called a Liberal and feel insulted even tho your principles fully show you are a liberal.... you might be a liberal
If you cant's name a single good thing that George Bush has done.... you might be a liberal
If you Listen to Al Franken and think to yourself 'this is a smart man'... you might be a liberal
If you cant name 3 reasons why you are voting for Kerry without bringing up your reasons for hating Bush and comparing him to Kerry.... You might be a liberal
If think free socialistic healthcare in this country can work despite the fact that Clinton assigned Hilary to work on it for 8 years and got it literally no where.... you might be a liberal
If you think Kerry will make the crippled get up from their wheel chairs and walk again.... you might be a liberal
If you feel that Gay people should be able to get a civil Union under the name of 'Marriage' even tho they could have their very own name for a civil Union which could be real cool like 'Fabulated' or 'Rainbowfied' or 'Gayrriage' or 'Gayifated'.... you might be a liberal
If you seriously think that there's a cure around the corner for Parkinsons and Alzeimers thru research into Embryotic stem cell research despite the fact that there is no proof that there is and its been proven that *Adult* stem cells actually do show signs of helping us but we should kill the babies any ways.... you might be a liberal
If you seriously fucking believe and trust other countries like France and Germany.... you might be a liberal
If you are dumbass enough to think that this war is in any way like Vietnam.... you might be a liberal
If you just plain believe any anti-bush/anti american/shadow government nonsense you hear despite how retarded it is (ie. The Pentagon was really hit with a Missile on 911, Bush concocted a war to get oil even tho gas prices are up, Hitler and Bush are connected by a secret 8th cousin who fought a secret war in Chile for Reagen after he time traveled, The moon is a halogram.).... you might be a liberal
that was fun, some one do some more!