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Response to: Previous signature thread. Posted September 20th, 2011 in General

I used to have loads of animated sigs from the SSM crew but they all went after the redesign >:(

Response to: When did Newgrounds Reach its Peak? Posted September 20th, 2011 in General

2007 with the redesign.

Very few updates since then and I would imagine that ad revenue has been falling since then.

If you compare NG to Armorgames, there is a clear winner in terms of expansion and popularity; I have been a member of Armorgames since the very beginning and Dan has really made a good business model.

Response to: Saddest disney death? Posted September 17th, 2011 in General

Does Walt dying count?

Response to: what a neato day yes Posted September 16th, 2011 in General

I would hit my friend hard in the teeth if he did that to me.

Are you insured?

Response to: Kirstie Alley Lost Weight Posted September 15th, 2011 in General

I was reading a good column by Jeremy Clarkson today in which he explained the whole re-writing of old stories.

Must be easy to do if you are a journalist.

Response to: Favorite / Least favorite NG staff? Posted September 5th, 2011 in General

The elusive Mike.

Response to: Underwear Posted September 4th, 2011 in General

Commando is amazing, and it saves on washing clothes.

Response to: Users you want to meet IRL Posted September 4th, 2011 in General

Doki. And maybe Gagsy.

Response to: people using facebook need help Posted September 2nd, 2011 in General

*like*

Response to: Friend got prosecuted in UK riots Posted September 2nd, 2011 in General

At 9/2/11 01:13 PM, Tokecat wrote:
Because the bankers who stole billions of pounds for failing weren't stealing. Because the politicians who earned hundreds of thousands of pounds in bonuses for nothing weren't stealing. Because the news corporations who hacked phones and payed for illegal tracking of others weren't stealing
Stop being a sheep who stays inside all day and reads the Daily Mail saying how terrible society is today. You were robbed blind by the politicians and bankers who were once held in high regard, England!

Shut up - you are so ignorant it makes me angry. You don't like the UK? MOVE. Fuck off and move somewhere else.

There is a difference between someone giving more than they earn. Bankers, politicians and those who you detail above give more than they take.

Benefit scrounging scumbag rats who take more than they give are the problem.

Response to: It's about that time. Posted September 2nd, 2011 in General

Who is Keith Stone?

Who is the most interesting man in the world?
Response to: Friend got prosecuted in UK riots Posted September 2nd, 2011 in General

Serves the piece of shit right. Absolute scum came out over those few days.

Response to: im so fucking hungry Posted September 2nd, 2011 in General

At 9/2/11 09:59 AM, MrPercie wrote:
At 9/2/11 09:58 AM, PeterM wrote:
Then bring it upstairs.
I dont wanna go down stairs in nothing but a robe with no pants on, you idiot

Then go down backwards so no-one sees anything.

Response to: im so fucking hungry Posted September 2nd, 2011 in General

At 9/2/11 09:56 AM, MrPercie wrote:
At 9/2/11 09:56 AM, PeterM wrote: Then go and eat you attention grabbing monkey-whore.
I would but my fridge is down stairs

Then bring it upstairs.

Response to: Will you leave NG at a certain age? Posted September 2nd, 2011 in General

I only come online around once a month now when I have free time.

It's definitely easier to post a lot and contribute a lot when you are younger and the only responsibility you have it school.

Response to: im so fucking hungry Posted September 2nd, 2011 in General

Then go and eat you attention grabbing monkey-whore.

Response to: Why does this fool keep... Posted September 2nd, 2011 in General

At 9/2/11 05:58 AM, geterkikzkid wrote:
At 9/2/11 05:56 AM, Mismo wrote: Have the flashes he submitted been blammed the same day? In that case just blow the whistel.
Not just that, he also submitted them multiple times at once with different tiles, as you can see.

BLOW YOUR WHISTLE BITCH!

Joke's on you if you don't get the reference

Response to: High Lvl Users Who Quit Depositing Posted September 2nd, 2011 in General

I miss humantarget52, his avatars used to be AWESOME.

Response to: Look at this sexy bitch. Posted September 2nd, 2011 in General

The guy obviously has some sort of mental problem; poor chap.

Response to: The fallacy of male privlege. Posted July 14th, 2011 in General

At 7/14/11 02:51 PM, ModernPatriot wrote:
I worked really hard on that OP.

I'm in no doubt that you worked hard on it, there's a LOT of OC in there and a lot of thought has gone into it.

But why are you linking suicide rates to being male or being female??

Response to: I'm So Bored What Do I Dopleasehelp Posted July 14th, 2011 in General

PROCRASTINATE!

Response to: Why do women cry so much? Posted July 14th, 2011 in General

At 7/14/11 02:33 PM, Cootie wrote:
The girl I am talking to now cries about so much minor shit it isn't even funny. I can't even feel bad for her because I can't even comprehend being upset by this shit. I just have to half-ass attempt to look like I care. "Oh, I'm sorry about that..."

I tend to just pretend that I care in a minority of cases; it's hard to empathise but some people just get more wound up than others. Plus I really care about my girlfriend so I don't like seeing her upset, regardless of the reason.

Response to: NG users on other sites... Posted July 14th, 2011 in General

At 7/14/11 02:31 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:
At 7/14/11 02:27 PM, Jolly wrote: I found citricsquid on reddit.
This one.

I second this motion.

I also desperately miss his fire-fox scripts.

Response to: Why do women cry so much? Posted July 14th, 2011 in General

My girlfriend cries at the drop of a hat, I think it's a talent.

At other times it gets so annoying.

Response to: Do you think Emma Watson is hot? Posted July 14th, 2011 in General

I thought she looked good with the short hair....

Response to: Blam/Protection Stat Whores Posted July 14th, 2011 in General

Butthurt whores piss me off the most.

Response to: hardest job you've ever done? Posted July 14th, 2011 in General

Gardening. Hot and sweaty and crap.

Response to: Look at your level icon... Posted July 14th, 2011 in General

SWING SWING patufffffffffhhhhh

Response to: Ngee Posted July 14th, 2011 in General

Wooooow.

Not real. Not happening.

Is it?
Response to: Newgrounds, I found you a GF Posted July 14th, 2011 in General

What the holy hell was that.