3,004 Forum Posts by "Peter-II"
Hooray! Am I a member now, then?
I don't even need a locked.
I just heave my hundreds of books with me.
Keeps me fit, it does.
I'd like to join; sleep is the best thing since life. =D
I'd also like to join because since I used to be an insomniac, I know various methods of helping yourself get to sleep.
-15" CRT (I know, I know)
-Two speakers
-Logitech Mouse
-Webcam
-Wireless Router
-Pile of CDs
-3 empty coke cans
-1 empty pringle can
-1 half empty pringle can
-Cup of tea
-1 empty lunch plate
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff I could easily dispose of if only I wasn't so lazy that I haven't moved from this chair for the past 9 hours.
At 9/30/05 10:30 AM, everythingkiller wrote: .tk website
.tk is for the fucking lose.
I always found s33.net good.
At 9/30/05 08:46 AM, nosredna wrote: I like you - your my kind of 12yr old.
Hey! He's MY rape victim! Hands off!
*****SIMPLE QUESTIONS*****
NAME: Matthew Lowes Aplin
AGE: GTFO.
BIRTHDATE: GTFO.
HEIGHT: About 5'2".
AVERAGE TIME SPENT ON TOILET: 5 mins.
NUMBER OF POPES KILLED: 6
FAVOURITE DICTATOR: Hitler
*****PERSONALITY QUESTIONS*****
TIMES PLEASURED BY TURTLES: None
NUMBER OF GIANT NOVELTY HATS: 2
WOULD YOU EAT A PUPPY: No.
(if you have ever eaten chinese food, answer the above yes)
HITLER OR STALIN: Hitler
NUMBER OF ELVES IN BACKYARD: 3
TIMES VISITED TOILET TODAY: Once
IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE: Telekenisis
WHO WOULD YOU USE IT ON: Dicks at my school.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND: Pink Floyd
WHAT GENRE: Prog-rock
ARE THEY CRAP: No.
WOULD I HATE YOU FOR LISTENING TO THEM: Probably not.
*****FRIEND QUESTIONS*****
LOUDEST FRIEND: Matt
BEST FRIEND: Matt
MOST TRUSTED FRIEND: Matt
LEAST TRUSTED FRIEND: Simon
NUMBER OF FRIENDS SLEPT WITH: 300
TIMES WOKEN A FRIENDS PLACE WITH SORE BUTTOCKS: None, but they have =D
FRIEND YOU HAVE DREAMT ABOUT: All of them.
HAVE YOU EVER DATED A FRIEND: No.
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A FRIEND: No.
HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND: Rape
WOULD YOU BEFRIEND A WALRUS COVERED IN BLOOD: Rape
*****HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*****
IF YOU FOUND A WALLET IN THE STREET WOULD YOU RETURN IT: No.
WOULD YOU STEAL THE MONEY FIRST: ...
IF YOU WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNMENT, WHAT WOULD YOUR SLOGAN BE: "Kill the undersireables, legalize rape!"
IF YOU WOKE FROM CAMPING WITH A CONDOM IN YOUR BUTTOCKS WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE: That's hot.
DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING: No.
IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE: No.
IF SOMEONE CUT OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HANDS WOULD YOU STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE: No.
IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, COULD I BORROW YOUR SKIN: No.
IF YOU SAW A CHIMPANZE IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH: Yes.
IF YOU SAW A CLOWN IN FLAMES WOULD YOU LAUGH: Yes.
IF YOU SAW A SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETE IN FLAMES, WOULD YOU LAUGH: Yes.
WOULD YOU DOUSE HIM/HER IN PETROL: Yes.
Well that wasn't funny.
God damn, Tom, your life is over.
It would be cool to see mini-Tom Fulps though. Promise me you'll have kids and raise them with Newgrounds.
At 9/29/05 07:35 PM, JackRabbitStudios wrote: "See Mom, these guys know I'm right, so don't punish me.."
"Okay honey, now just let me check your history...whats this thing called hentai?"
*click*
Banned from internetting.
*tacklehug*
Yeah, well, girls are rape objects.
I usually start my homework at 10PM the day before it's due.
Not as bad as 3AM, I guess.
Girl From Mars -Ash
Oh wait, I hate Ash.
Meh, I just laugh behind their backs.
And bullshit you're no better than them. You ARE better than them.
At 9/29/05 02:53 PM, _Mary_ wrote:At 9/29/05 02:51 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote: Apart from Hitler, of course.Oh yea, he was a real sweety.
I agree.
At 9/29/05 12:15 PM, ikillforfun wrote: all pr0n is pointless, get a gf for god's sake
Chances are you're a lonely 13-15 year old geek with no friends.
In Manchester it's fucking cold.
brrr.
At 9/29/05 12:59 PM, Sluf wrote: And by that subject i'm not insinuating that i'm an unstable teenager who hates himself ;)
But that's true, too.
Be carefull, long post ahead --->
That wasn't a long post; sorry.
that poor, poor kid.
='(
Hahaha, fat-boy.
I weigh something like 60kg.
I pulled an all-nighter on Sunday jabbing a knife in my wall.
That happened to me once when I voted on loads of movies in one day.
For the next few days, I deposited without voting on five movies.
God damn you are ugly.
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.
At 9/29/05 11:09 AM, OsAmARaMa wrote: Because I was TOTALLY the one who claimed it was mine.
I can't BELIEVE people still take me seriously.
At 9/28/05 04:32 PM, Fucking_Idiot wrote: My new one is way better than yours. 40GB and has a lot of free space left. However, my old one, has less total capacity, but has some free space.
So?
Mine has 140GB, and I'm using 80GB of it. Still got 60 left.
