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At 11/22/09 04:54 PM, FrozenTop wrote: I guess I won't lose my virginity anytime soon. I owe it to online games, YouTube, and such. :)

Though maybe I should rethink it, I'm almost 31...

Well, don't do it with somebody unless you have some feeling for them. Sex isn't that great, but being with that person is what makes you feel good.

At 11/23/09 01:48 AM, Evark wrote: Stuff

That's probably the real-est outlook I'll get on the whole ordeal. I've already had the condom talk from a guy I work with, and I know that it was ABSOLUTELY wrong for me to do it without one.

But yeah, the lack of tension is probably the best thing I could receive, and today at work I at least felt like I was able to enjoy myself around the current prospect.

Oh well, things seem like they're going to unfold pretty quickly before me, so I'm going to have to step up my game or something to get anywhere with either of them. It just sucks when you're looking for one thing and find something else.

At 11/22/09 04:30 PM, HyperGumba wrote:

no tl;dr's yet?

Haha, nobody has said it, but based on some of the posts its clear they didn't read it. And yeah, something about shy girls draws me in so much.

At 11/22/09 04:10 PM, Crashman wrote: You pretty much like every girl you work with. You need to broaden your search, jesus.

I used to have a crush on the girl I had sex with, but that was during the summer. I lost interest but still spent my Friday night with her. I now only hold interest in one girl - who also works with me - and unfortunately it wasn't her that I spent my Friday with.

At 11/22/09 05:06 PM, MoriChax wrote: Eck, no one likes the feeling of being used. Anyways you should probably check into a doctor if you didn't use a condom who knows how dirty that vag was.

And there's the part I left out. There's one further reason I feel like I got absolutely fucked over. All she said was "Number one rule, tell me before you cum". It was just as much her responsibility as it was mine to make sure I had one, but unfortunately she didn't even bring it up. Now that I've found it there have been 4 guys since her and her boyfriend broke up, you can probably tell how scared I feel.

To make it all worse I had to wake up Saturday morning to do a group project on HIV / AIDS. It's almost like a real-life foreshadowing event. I really fucking hope to God that she was clean.

At 11/22/09 01:39 PM, IronMaiden69 wrote: Metal heads are generally very angry people, don't touch his girlfriend or you'll never fuck again...

I mentioned that he moved out of town. He actually moved to be with his other ex girlfriend who lives 2 provinces away. And he really wasn't as hardcore as he let on.

And yeah, I can't stand smoking anything other than pot, which I gave up a while ago.

At 11/22/09 01:27 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Sometimes I wish I was fucked up in the head.

Right now, everything is going too well for me. I have good friends, no enemies, good grades, etc. and its getting pretty boring.

Maybe some manic depression or some blunt trauma would make things a bit more exciting; maybe I can deal with at least some adversity during my teen years.

You could start doing hard drugs. I have this hypothesis that everyone wants to be a drug addict on some level, because it makes life an easy escape. You're no longer focused on goals, especially unreachable ones. You're living for the substance, and nothing more.

I mean, it's a little bit fucked up, but on some level I truly think everyone does want that lifestyle.

At 11/22/09 01:19 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Well, if you weren't planning on being in a relationship with her anyway, and she WAS sleeping around, then you can just start seeing the other girl instead.

Sure, you were used, but you also had sex. It's not that bad.

But either way, I'm still fishing off the company pier, which is a pretty small barrel of fish. That's just going to make for lots of awkwardness.

Well, Newgrounds, I lost my virginity. I'm sure most of you had no idea I was still a virgin. That being said, I'm not here to brag by any means. I just have a lot on my mind after what happened. Also, if you're curious, I was awkward, nervous, and drunk, making for a terrible time when it came to the actual sex.

Anyway, I'm quite possibly becoming an alcoholic. I recently had a reading break, where I took the time to unwind, relax, and drink a little bit. What ended up happening is that I drank every single day that week, and I went hard. Now that school is back in session I can't refrain myself from drinking. Even if I say "Oh, I'll only have one beer." or "Nah, I drank last night, I shouldn't have any today", I still end up getting drunk.

So it was Friday afternoon, November 20, and I had no plans. I though for sure somebody would be going out. I didn't want to drink because I had to do a research project the next morning before I worked. Well, I went to work and sat down at the bar, because people often go out after work for a few drinks, and I didn't want to feel like a loser. I sat at the bar at 4:00 in the afternoon, and had a beer. Then I had an other, and a few more, and a couple shots. I didn't feel like I was alone because I could always talk to the servers and bartenders.

So for a little backstory, I work with a hostess who I had a crush on during the summer. She always paid a lot of attention to me. She was really flirty, and I was the first person she really got to know at work. One time I was just chatting with her, and out of nowhere she dropped the line "... my boyfriend ...". Obviously my heart sank a little, but I continued to be friendly. Later that day I actually went drinking with her, and we ended up going back to her and her boyfriend's place (No idea why). On the bus ride out she whispered in my ear with "If I wasn't with my boyfriend, I'd want to be with you" (LOL FORESHADOWING). That comment got me excited for about 20 minutes, but then I met her boyfriend. I saw that even though he was a metalhead douchebag, they obviously wouldn't be broken up any time soon.

I sort of gave up trying to flirt with her. After a couple weeks, her boyfriend ended up being the new dishwasher at work. I got to know the guy and he wasn't too bad. I ended up liking this guy as a coworker a lot more than his girlfriend. A couple months later they DID get in a fight, they DID break up, and the guy quit and moved out of town. This is when she started talking to me again, and flirting. In the back of my head I couldn't help but think of that comment she made in the summer, and wonder if it still applied. I had sort of lost interest though. She was friendly, but I didn't think of her as looking as good as I once thought. There was a new love interest at this point, but I won't get into that yet.

So back to Friday, November 20: The girl was working, and kept coming by to talk. She'd do playful flirty things like tickle me, poke me, stick her tongue out, and she even drew me a picture. I'd been drinking so I was very happy to do these things back and not really think about it. She got cut from work a little early, so she sat at the bar with me for a few more drinks. We kept talking, and eventually the restaurant did their last call, and I asked her if she wanted to go to an other pub to grab a few more drinks. She said yes, and we split after paying up.

We got to the new bar and she said she needed to take the train home, but I insisted she should stay for an other, and that I'd cover her drink and she could take a cab home with me. She didn't even think twice and agreed. We paid up and grabbed a cab. We both went back to my place at around 1:30am (Yes, I'd been drinking for 9.5 hours). I showed her where my room and the washroom were, I used the washroom, and came back and she was lying down. I lied down next to her, she turned around and placed her nose against mine, and said "So your ploy to fuck me worked then." (or something along those lines). I actually had no intention of sleeping with her, I just wanted to get a foothold of comfort with her so that it wouldn't be weird to have her over an other time.

Anyway, after that comment, we did end up having sex, and I did enjoy it at the time. The problem is that I really wanted somebody else that night. The other love interest of mine is actually one of the servers. She's generally quite shy, but always likes to ask me little questions here and there. I'm the same way, and it's overall kinda cute. She lives at home so money isn't as much of an issue for her as it is for the other servers. Work has been slow, and as a result, she's usually the one who decides not to start so that the other servers can get enough tables to make decent tips. When you don't start, you get a free beer and a free meal. On Friday, this is exactly what I was hoping for. I waited around and there was no sign of her all night... I guess she wasn't scheduled to work that day.

So yesterday at work my good friend / supervisor asks me if I fucked her last night. I was still feeling good about it so I smiled and nodded. He was proud that I lost my V-Card... whatever. I guess the girl I spent the night with told one person in the front house the same story, and very quickly word got around. There were still about 2 or 3 people who didn't know, and thankfully my current crush didn't hear. She was a lot more friendly to me yesterday as well, which seemed like a good sign. But, as the night started to drag on, my other supervisor thought it was hilarious and would joke about it loudly, and couldn't look at me without laughing. The last thing my other supervisor said to me before I shut down inside was "[name] told me she has had sex with 4 guys since she broke up with her boyfriend, and that wasn't including you".

All of a sudden the feeling that I was hot shit went away, and I didn't say anything the rest of the night. Low and behold, my suspected alcoholism kicked in and I just got drunk by myself once again, and neither of the girls were around this time. I just feel like the girl I slept with was rebounding hard and on some sort of self-destructive path. I somehow managed to take advantage of that without even wanting to, and now I just feel like a total used piece of shit. She didn't like me, she just wanted some attention for a Friday night while she had no boyfriend.

Fuck.

At 11/22/09 12:14 PM, Lichtenstein wrote: So why do people fake accents?

To be unique? Most of them sound like half-retarded pieces of shit though.

At 11/20/09 12:33 PM, dalmo wrote: But at 14 its just an all around bad idea.

Yeah, I forget to mention that your kidneys will FUCKING HATE YOU. In February I worked out hard for 6 weeks, every day, and used creatine, protein, and ate / drank water like a beast. I was able to add 15 pounds of muscle, lose fat, and feel overall better.

I didn't notice that I lost my gains after I stopped taking it either. If you're on creatine I suggest you stay away from caffeine and sugary soda. HFCS and caffeine will make your kidneys hate you even more than the creatine.

At 11/20/09 12:33 PM, Diddy wrote:

At 11/20/09 12:27 PM, Peaceblossom wrote: No. Nobody drinks on Thursdays, you fucking alcoholic.

Up you. I'm a student. Every day is a Saturday

That's even worse. I'm also a student, and I'm not even going out tonight because I need to be doing an assignment tomorrow morning before I work. You're probably taking some joke major that your parents are paying for, aren't you?

At 11/20/09 12:26 PM, 69hesse69 wrote: I'm 14 i go every 2nd day to the gym and after that i use kreatinin is kreatin healthy if it used right?

It's an amino acid, so it's ARGUABLY healthy. At 14, you shouldn't be going to the gym or trying to bulk up though. Your bones can get really fucked up from weight lifting at that age because they're still soft, and growing.

When you're 13 - 16 you should just be running and playing sports. There'll be plenty of time for bulking up and using creatine when you're older. Your testosterone levels won't even be high enough at 14 to create a significant amount of muscle when they're rebuilding.

At your age, I know that I would much rather be skinny than strong. Do cardio and play sports until you can see a 6-pack. Weight lifting won't get you that.

No. Nobody drinks on Thursdays, you fucking alcoholic.

At 11/20/09 01:12 AM, CeilingCat wrote: You're gonna look cool drinking this in public.

But IF ur pen0r teh smallz ppl wil no that u r makin it biggr so you can pwn womens vag

At 11/19/09 06:04 PM, PimpNFresh wrote:

At 11/19/09 05:58 PM, ViZi wrote: Monster is the fucking shit man!!!! Also, one day I drank 12 red bulls and it kept me up for 3 days.

Ya man... so not healthy. Make your heart pump like mad and can actually cause it to stop. I'd think twice next time you do that

You realize he's full of shit, right?

Caffeine only lasts 4-6 hours. The effect of a red bull 4 hours after the first one also won't be as effective as the first one, and so on. Like, maybe if he had the willpower to stay awake for 3 days, I could see the red bull helping in the final stretch, but really that's a load of crap.

And 12 red bulls isn't that much caffeine. If he was to take it in all at the exact same time, it would only amount to a peak of 960mg. I drink coffee every day, and then in the afternoon I'll occasionally have an energy drink. The coffee I consume has anywhere from 800mg - 1250mg, and the supplementary energy drink pushes it up by an additional 160mg. In a day I'm consuming as much as he claims to have done, and I'm not staying up for 3 days at a time when I do it.

Anyway, coffee, Rockstar, and more recently, Lemonade Amp, are my favorites for caffeinated drinks.

At 11/13/09 08:37 PM, truegamer1 wrote: Keep it simple so kids can understand you know.

Looks like somebody is taking 10th grade biology.

Hahaha, the guy's a fucking window cleaner.

Club Soda / Soda Water is referred to here as soda. Everything else is usually pop.

I don't think I've said pop in a very long time though, because I haven't had a can of pop since I was about 13, and I usually get "fountain drinks". There's more than just pop in fountains, like orange juice and margarita lime.

I find myself ordering lime soda all the time, which is margarita lime and soda water, but not actually a Lime-flavored pop.

I do have friends who call it soda, especially when talking about vending machines, but they do it just to be different. I think I prefer the word soda though.

At 11/19/09 11:41 PM, Rallard wrote: Probably the two beverages I drink most are gatorade and beer.

Not together of course.

Hmm, after a few more beers I might consider mixing those two... sounds interesting.

At 11/18/09 09:52 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: H20 is water.

Bow before my knowledge of science.

H twenty, wut?

At 11/18/09 01:05 AM, killerjeff wrote: This copy pasta makes you look smart, I might post this somewhere else and seem intelligent too!

Links to prove its copypasta? Didn't think so.

At 11/17/09 10:45 PM, Wrote wrote: so when do we eat?

When I feel like writing that out.

The Synthesis of Kraft (TM) Kraft Dinner using one (1) 225.0g package of 99.98% pure Kraft Dinner obtained from Kraft Foods of Canada:

To a 2000.0 mL flat-bottomed stainless steel cooking basin, 1250.0 mL of 343.5 K reverse-osmosis filtered water (RO water) was added. The cooking basin was then placed above direct heat in excess of 373.3 K, and 6.0 g of solid iodized sodium chloride was added. The solution was stirred until no solid remained.

NaCl(s) -H2O-> Na+(aq) + Cl-(aq)

The solution was allowed to increase temperature until such a time as the solvent began to become gaseous and the solution had reached its boiling point. The heat was reduced in order to prevent vigorous boiling, though the heating implement remained in excess of 373.3 K. At such time, the package was opened and the contained tubular carbohydrate-protein complex was added to the heated solution immediately, resulting in a suspension.

The suspension was then stirred counter-clockwise at 1 Hz, ensuring the carbohydrate-protein complex would not burn when coming in contact with the stainless steel basin. Throughout agitation, non-vigorous boiling was maintained.

A 2.0L Büchner flask was connected to a vacuum pump, and a Büchner funnel with a coarse-plastic filter was attached using a black elastomer adapter.

After seven (7:00) minutes in the iodized sodium chloride solution, the suspension was then added to the Büchner funnel and vacuum pressure was applied for one (1:00) minute to separate the denatured carbohydrate-protein complex from the solution. The product was then placed back into the empty stainless-steel basin. 35.00 mL of 1% grams / 100 mL milk-fat cow's milk, one package of included dairy-protein complex powder, and 45 mL of salted butter were added to the denatured carbohydrate-protein complex. The product was then stirred until a homogeneous mixture was created. The mixture was transferred from the basin to a white ceramic plate where it was let to cool to 320 K.

Now you go...

If you think the laptop "nipple" is funny, you'll be please to know that the raised bumps on your F and J keys are called "tits".

At 11/16/09 10:19 AM, SteveGuzzi wrote: i don't understand how the gov't lets em get away with this "we get to pay you less than minimum wage if its a tip job" bullshit.

Makes sense, people here seem to make way too much fucking money as a server. When you work in their tips and their wage, it's like $25+ / hour. Even the hostesses pull about $18 - $20.

They really fuck over the kitchen at my restaurant... but I hate people enough that I would never bus or wait tables.

At 11/16/09 10:04 AM, SteveGuzzi wrote:

At 11/16/09 09:59 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: When I started my job washing dishes I was making roughly $14 an hour, and it was only my second job. I'm now making about $15 - $16 and I fucking love my job cooking in the same restaurant.

$14/hr WASHING DISHES!? what the shit!?

$12 / hour + about $2 per hour in tip out.

At 11/16/09 09:53 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Make sure to include a cover letter that points out your skills and why you would be good at whatever job it is you are applying for.

Or don't, because a single page resume gets you bonus points with people looking for work.

Also, on a somewhat unrelated note, get a job in a restaurant. Bus tables, wash dishes, cook, serve, whatever... you'll make more money doing that than anything else that doesn't require experience. When I started my job washing dishes I was making roughly $14 an hour, and it was only my second job. I'm now making about $15 - $16 and I fucking love my job cooking in the same restaurant. You'll find some of the most interesting people with the best stories too.

The front glass is cracked. The screen is still fine, but the actual glass in front of the screen has a couple large cracks in them. Both times it happened I was blackout drunk, and have no idea how it happened.

I would post a picture, but unfortunately my cell phone camera is the only camera I have available ATM.

The front glass is cracked. The screen is still fine, but the actual glass in front of the screen has a couple large cracks in them. Both times it happened I was blackout drunk, and have no idea how it happened.

I would post a picture, but unfortunately my cell phone camera is the only camera I have available ATM.

Go for it, man! I love walking too for similar reasons. I don't think I've ever walked 34 miles in a day though.

Do what you love doing.

I used to just dial random strings of numbers on the phone when I was 2 or 3. Thankfully I never called 9-11 by random chance. I was really fond of the pound and star keys though, so I would dial shit like 4495819394########*##9838**##91983. Nobody ever picked up.