But father what if something happens to you?

i gut your ducking walls off and seed them to a bat?

That would be a newgrounds legend.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/11 940

Spartans . . . tonight we dine in . . . .

. . . O.O I forget where we're dining tonight!

This isn't Sparta!!!

I'm lost :'(

What's the matter?

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....garageband huh?

Simple answer: YOU DONT, DUMMY

Its on newgrounds for a reason, so that you drunken hicks anc use it in you cool ass flash movies and shit. I like the one about the Brawl tautns or whatever its caleld XD

Just for fun, I would like to post a thread about 0-bombing. Tis not really about 0-bombing, cause nobody really cares about that, or anything in the audio portal for that matter, or anything else in life.

You see, it's like Forrest Gump said . . . life is like a box of chocolates. But MY theory, is that it's gone in an instant (especially around my fat ass brother)

Anyway, take this as your April Fools joke, or July fools, whatever the fuck you want to call it. I'm drunk off my ass!!!!!

The AP sucks cocks. Its useless. Not like anybody will really care about you or what goes on.

Youre just a slave to the flash people.

Thats all that matters on newgrounds, right?

Right.

At 7/16/08 11:38 AM, BBQSandwich wrote: Yeah I think that will solve everything, there are some things I think why that doesn't happen:
- we are just the slaves of the flash ppl, so why put so much effort in the AP?
- Tom has got other things to do (like testing CASTLE CRASHERS :D)
- It will cost some money for all the xtra servers and stuff
- Let's get on topic now... or i'll get banned

Seconded, I think we should get back on the topic.

And that topic is . . . . . >.> . . . <.<

I'm stumped. Whats the topic? XD

7 is the ideal voting power for this situation, but you have to be like i dunno, level 384789237986378264976 or something lol

Well hopefully it ends soon, my best song was a 4.39 when this shit started now its a 3.80.

Maybe it hasnt been made yet. Maybe this guy's looking for it, but nobody's made it yet. Is this a request opportunity? XD

OK fine (gosh have to be specific)

the DEMO is free. happy?

Only logical solution is to IP ban the douchebag . . . LOL that wont stop him, but if he's using a bot at least itll stop THAT.

I'm sure this guy aint no 0-santa on his own XD

Everyone will say to go with FL, its free and sounds sorta professional.

I personally use Cakewalk Kinetic 2, which I bought at musiciansfriend.com if you dont mind spending a little money. Its not all that great, but if youre a MIDI fan, youll love the guitars. Its mainly for synths though.

Are you sure you're in the right spot? GIF? really?

You might be on a differnt website, like MMMMM devart, or just somewhere i dunno where the hell you are.

LOL I cant help but lmao while typing this, but still.

You need to make it MP3 file to post it on NG. Be sure the sample rate is 44100 khz. (or something like that)

Ever since the changes made to newgrounds last year, more and more ppl have been becoming artists. This is what stalls the mods' judging. it USED TO BE about 1 - 2 days back then. Now its about 7 - 12. If its not up on the 12th day, be worried.

At 7/10/08 06:28 AM, Hades0013 wrote:

At 7/10/08 06:22 AM, No1r wrote:

Does it have any sense? Just dropping every song will not bring "your" (the zero voter's one) on top..

Yeah, but we suspect that the guy to blame has excluded his songs from the zero-spree. That way his songs can surface as 'better' then the others

If he has ANY songs lol

OK, seriously though. I would like to nominate my bro, and one of my biggest fans MetroidMan151

Oh yeah, I know what you're thinking. "All it is is metroid remixes."

Wrong. Most of them are actually originals which he made sound metroid-ish. He's not very well known . . . strange that, I really like his stuff. Check it out yo's

Game gets boring after level 1.

Unless yur username is WiseBlackMan

At 7/10/08 05:05 AM, sorohanro wrote: fuck
just while i wrote that, "Without a ticket" by Marty256 dropped from 4.42 to 4.40, "Urban Color" by No1r from4.41 to 4.40 and my "Thracian Jazz" from 4.41 to 4.39 ... that was fast

lol bet THAT changed yur mind.

Anyway I'm glad liljim is working on it . . . I kinda feel guilty now bugging him so much we been talking via PM. But still if this IS a bot he's using, then I really hope he burns. I gave out the info that I know, the initials (i beleive) are CB, but I dunno if you really need that info anymroe if theres a more accurate way to find out who's doing it.

At 7/8/08 07:45 PM, DzGuy wrote:

At 7/8/08 07:37 PM, PaulStetich wrote: OK, you guys do know that I know this about this guy?

Did he ever mention using any sort of bots or scripts to 0 bomb people?

I think he mentioned something about a robot, I gotta check my PM list.

Oh, sorry King HouseMasta. Didnt mean to piss off the majesty. Didnt mean to piss off the guru of greatness, the showstopper, the expert in everything known to man.

Seriously, if you dont like that I know who is doing it, that now its possible to stop it, then go ahead and be a zero-bomber yurself.

OK, you guys do know that I know this about this guy?

Yes, I announced last month that I know who is doing it.

I have a little info, I have his alt account name, not his true account, but apparently since liljim has issues with me (reasons unknown), I'm gonna need help. I know we can bring this guy down and stop the chaos once and for all. But I'm gonna need yur guys' help convincing liljim to help us, or whoever is truly in charge of this thing.

The guy's alt account is theNGAPKING. He uses that one to talk smack and threaten people. He told me his real account name has initials CB, has voting power of 7+, and that the account was created in 2006.

How I know these things? Well, lets just say he wants the 0-bombing blame to go to me.

What happened to PPL GET 0-BOMBED EVERY DAY DEAL WITH IT? Cause thats all I been getting.

You're there. Newgrounds, my friend.

Now, if you need an artist recommendation, I'd suggest SBB, SolusLunes, or Metroidman151.

Sonic & Knux - Final Boss

As some of you know, I've been undergoing a LOT of stress and depression lately. I've decided to channel most of that anger I've built up over the past month into this song (the rest goes to my match this Saturday lol)

But plz give it a listen, it may have a bad score but its still worthy dammit!!!!

Sorry bout this delayed reply, I been busy XD

My next song is going to be a metalcore version of Sonic 3's Final Boss. I'll be posting it today or tomorrow if possible. After that I'm working on a more soothing techno original I call the Chill Wave (messages about my life lately . . . my girl wrote some of the lyrics too ^.^)