At 11/6/09 02:34 AM, Dawnslayer wrote: I saw this ad that I couldn't help but appreciate: "FA*E - Use steroids. Get caught. Become one." (The asterisk had a very quaint "K" hidden in it.)

I suggest upping the protein in your diet. Not protein shakes, but your actual food intake - more meat, fish, eggs, etc. The food has extra nutrients to help build muscle that the shake probably doesn't. Keep enough carbs in there so your body isn't just digesting the protein the minute it hits your stomach, but of course go easy on the raw sugars to avoid fat buildup; and eat plenty of fiber to keep the lower digestive tract working properly (I hear pistachios are a great fiber source, as are avocados). Drinking more water might help too, if you don't do that already - if for no other reason than detoxing the body.

But I think the best advice I can give is to ask a dietitian or your doctor. I understand you're not made of money, but in this case it really is best to consult the professionals. I'm really not one to talk - I drink roughly four cans of diet soda every day. :P

You're probably right though. With the food thing. I been wondering why the protein shakes arent working. I also just got a PM telling me I need Whey protein shakes . . . thats probably it too I been getting the cheap shit.

Thanks. I never thought I'd get this advice on Newgrounds, honestly lol

At 11/6/09 02:24 AM, ELITE-101 wrote: roids dont work as after you're done taking them the muscle turns into fat, at least i heard but that could just be some propaganda bullshit.

ive also heard that specific types of work outs build muscle bigger, as apposed to just strengthening them, idk how ever as i heard that back in my druggie days.

hope that helps, i only worked out for a year or so and i dont remember it too well

Probably. Perhaps I should just get a personal trainer?

And as to the other guy's question, I'm doing odd jobs. It's not enough to pay the bills exactly but it's enough to survive. I'm still looking for a job but at this point it's ok.

At 11/6/09 02:19 AM, Spaghetti14 wrote: If you want to shrink your balls and cheat to defeat everyone who worked harder than you, then be my guest.
Just remember that they all worked hard (except for the others who used steroids) and it's not really fair that some dick taking steroids will win. Try your best, and if you win, then you deserved it.

You're probably right about that. But I dunno how the hell I'm gonna gain 25 pounds in 12 weeks. This is the heardest shit I've had to do. It's effecting me when we spar, like I can't lift someone who's 195 over my head like I used to. And my opponent next month is a good 210.

So, a lot of you who know me know that I am an indy-pro wrestler, right?

Well I'll admit things aren't erally going according to plan. Like in a way they are but in another way it's not.

Let me tell you whats been going on. So early in May I was 185. I had no job, my girlfriend dumped me, and my father kicked me out of the house. So I asked my friends if I could move in with them. Being homeless in Denver is a bitch, I wouldn't survive.

So of all people, my asian friend took me in, knowing that I didnt have money or a job. He knew that I was there to survive. However, he didn't know what it meant when I said I was there to survive until I got a job.

A lot of poeple know that these times are harsh for the economy. I been looking for over a year and a half for a job, and still cant land one. I've practically looked all over the main city, I've travelled a 30 mile radius looking for work and cant find a single job. It's bullshit! It's like I have to go out of state to look for a job now.

Anyway, I didn't want to be a mooch but I couldn't live out there on the streets. But my friend, or former friend, was so selfish with his money. He's all talkin about how he wants me to survive too and be fit for my wrsetling career, but then he does the complete opposite.

There was no food in the place. And he was always buying fast food. I was literally starving. Four months I spent at his place and I lost 30 pounds. I was 155 when I left for a new roommate.

This is where I said it could be good. It was a new opportunity cause at 185 I was kinda fat. Not too fat but I didn't have a good 6-pack as I do now. But if I want to be a wrestler I want to go up in weight.

There is a cruiserweight championship title shot coming up in a few months, and I'm hoping to get to 170 by then. However, this is the part where I say its bad. I'm trying to work out, I'm trying to gain muscle weight, but this past month I been working out, I dropped to 145. I'm still losing! And I'm not starving anymore, and I'm doing oddjobs. What the hell am I doing wrong?

My fellow wrestler suggested roids. Not too much, but maybe taking them for 2 months and that should get me to my desired weight. Protein shakes arent working, working out every day isnt working,....

What can I do? Or rather, what should I do? Should I go for it, being that I'm ONLY taking them for 2 months? I mean, I know it's cheating but I want that title.

In the words of Shadow The Hedgehog,

"Pathetic humans!!!"

At 11/6/09 01:54 AM, AtomEq wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWkMxwQYX kg

Check it out! I'm a Queer

Nuff said.

LOL jk we cool

I've been cheated on before. What's sad is that we were dating for a year and a half. Oh well, she wants to lose a pro-wrestler and electronica musician whose careers are shooting through the roof, in both areas, for a loser who sits at home all day, failing grades and smokes pot all day, thats fine by me. I hope she chokes on his nuts and dies, honestly

At 11/6/09 01:48 AM, Gobblemeister wrote:

At 11/6/09 01:45 AM, Goldfire64 wrote:

At 11/6/09 01:44 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: Why the fuck are you at your computer?

it's obviously under there with him.

So his brother is sitting on him and he's taking the time to inform us of this

Even though this is classified as Class S Shit Nobody Cares About

Amen to that!

I hope you fuckin suffocate! I hope he crushes your ribs so that every time you breathe you can hear shattered pieces of bone jingling around in there.

Naw I'm just kiddin. We cool

Well hopefully he's not THIS heavy

Remember the cock in the top left corner? No? I don't either

Who needs drugs?

No seriously, I got the shit thatll fuck you all up. You sure you don't want, you sure? This shit's crazy!

Fuckin, for us in Colorado, we're supposed to get 2 feet by tomorrow. Its a blizzard, baby!

For some it just comes naturally.

Maybe eventually. But that would mean school going to 24th grade or some shit.

Yeah I agree with everyone here. Your friend is a fuckin moron for even thinking that anyone would care that he is here on Newgrounds.

Even if he did something WORTH going into college for. I mean, look at me, I've been well known to making Sonic remixes here on Newgrounds. Have any of you heard of me? Probably not. And I wouldn't put that shit on here.

Point is, have I even heard of this guy? Probably not. So why should anyone care right?

At 10/27/09 05:04 PM, TheGyro wrote: I wouldn't get your hopes up guys. This being Scientology there's bound to be an appeal, then several police misconduct complaints, followed by a hefty compensation package.

This much is true. That's how it always is . . .

Then again it's France, they dont make as big a deal as America does. We'll see what happens

At 10/27/09 01:47 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Scientology as a religion? I won't deny it. I have my own crazy beliefs delivered by what I understand as a revelation of supernatural origin, so I can understand people having their own beliefs, or even L. Ron Hubbard having his own such revelation. But it seems the French have figured out that the Scientology organization is doing some things it shouldn't. Religion is fine (those wars can happen as much because of politics or because of ethnicity as because of religion), fraud and extortion aren't.

Scientology may be a religion, but it's not smart to believe in it. It's just like believing in christianity, both are just fake.

At 10/20/09 06:52 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: I wish I was cool.

I might do something banal and useless and post about it on the internet as if I'm the fucking fonz....

Its not pointless. I'm asking for advice

At 10/20/09 06:48 PM, geterkikzkid wrote:

At 10/20/09 06:45 PM, PaulStetich wrote:

Was that supposed to happen? Or should I stop for a little bit?

Don't tell us about your illegal activities.

Meh

So a few hours ago, I toked a bowl. I was using one of those smaller, harder hitting pipes. I was used to a bong so I kinda held the lighter a little too long.

So long story short, I'm stoned as hell right now. But earlier I was hallucinating.

That's right. Ha-fuckin-llucinating. I was in the Pacific Ocean drowning when in reality I was swimming on a bed.

Was that supposed to happen? Or should I stop for a little bit?

At 10/15/09 02:58 PM, GameandWatch927 wrote:

At 10/15/09 12:55 PM, xHaLLuCiN8x wrote: If i saw that i would fly a plane into the cloud, maybe i would go somewhere uncharted.

Maybe Heaven...

Aint no heaven in Mopscow!

That's a panini sandwich

Some skateboarder shit.

Put some rum in it and you got yourself some REAL egg nog.

That's what pirates drink during Christmas

Shaving has nothing to do with speed. It's thickness.

All I want for christmas is sex, sex, sex, sex, and sex.

And maybe a joint or two

I'm just learning how to talk and waiting for Sonic to come out.

We kinda have a newspaper like that called Westword. My wrestling federation has been in it a few times.

But I love these kinds of newspapers. They have advertisements for stoners. If you want weed, they got you covered. And it's no trap either lol.

At 10/3/09 02:32 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: People always think I'm joking when I say hatred is the core of what it means to be human.

I'm not.

You were a fool for thinking the word "friendship" meant jack shit. The length of time you've known someone means nothing. The trick here is to sleep/eat at home, but try and stay gone as much as you can. The less time you spend in any one place, the less likely you are to be involved in some EMO's bullshit politics.

The important thing in life is to NEVER settle. Ever. Only when you hold still can you become a victim. These guys are petty dickwads for what they're doing; they don't DESERVE your friendship. Try to be as self sufficient as you can both emotionally and financially. It's the only way.

This much is true but I kinda forgot to mention I'm jobless. I mean, I do get paid to wrestle but it's definitely not enough to make a living. That and my other friends can only hold me up for so long.

But you are absolutely right. They don't deserve my friendship after all this. Honestly, Chris, my friend of a long time, has been treating me like crap since I first moved in. And as for Matt, the other dude, it's like living with a younger, and more annoying version of my father.

The big problem with Chris is that yeah, he took me in knowing I didn't have a job, but he is still so money hungry he barely did anything. I had to fend for myself and I was starving.

Then there's Matt, who actually had the guts to talk to my wrestling promoter and BEG her not to put me in a hardcore match, which I requested. (for those who don't know, hardcore means weapons).

You're right. They're standing in my way. But after all this I just don't think I can tell them off. I'm not that kind of person. I'm the kind of guy who, after all this, would still want to get stoned with Chris, who would still work out with Matt at the gym.

I guess if I found some means of income things would be a tad better. I been looking for a job for over a year really. I blame this bad economy, maybe myself as well but what these guys did is too much

At 10/2/09 01:53 AM, Parlux wrote: Paul don't be so down over friends. You're a pro wrestler/Music producer. Don't get all worked up over friends.

You're right. I'm just kinda pissed that I'm kinda homeless now and drifting between friends. It's like, I just want to go home. But I have no home really. If only they'd stop fucking it up for me, know what I mean?

At 10/2/09 01:17 AM, XenosiS wrote: Fair enough. You still might want to give them some time though. They need it, or they wouldn't be doing this.

That's exactly what my friend said to me. I think that's why they might have sent me out. I just dunno if I can survive that long. And I have no idea how long it'll take.

Honestly, that is a good idea. But I just don't have the heart. They're just a bunch of egotistic girls fighting over a dress. They're trying to get the other to hate me, they're trying to get me to hate the other, it's one big drama. I'm tired of it, and in a way, I'm happy I'm not there. But I can't survive a whole month, and my parents and I are not on good terms so that gets rid of that option.

I suppose maybe some help from my wrestling roster but I don't like it at all. I hate being a burden.