HURRAY!

At 4/14/09 08:22 PM, CadillacClock wrote: The Clock Crew is like Elvis Presley moments before his death.

I just want to say I love this.

At 7/15/08 03:11 AM, Vincoid wrote:
The funny thing is, someone I know had the exact same thing happen. Except for the couch, the girl shat all over the dude :P
- Don't say anything. Your relationship should stay safe this way since that's what she wants. Just make sure to shit before trying anal again.

- Don't say anything version 2. Obviously, your girlfriend knew the dog was going to be put down, so if she cared more about the dog than her parents finding out, she would've stopped them from putting it down. So don't say a thing because then you would have two negative situations.

- Discuss the matter with your gf. Tell her about you wanting to tell. She can either choose to lie and live with the fact that her dishonesty cost the dog his life, or confess and be honest. I personally think you should tell if you are an honest person. I myself think it's better to be honest, even painfuly honest, than to lie.

Thank you! I like her a lot but I feel so guilty about Allan dieing. I know her little brother loved him and I feel like a dick for not ratiing her out.

I still dunno what I'm gonna do though

so no one can help me with my anal/dog problem?

i also posted that on my ng page with a pic of the dog that was put down :(

At 7/14/08 03:57 PM, kashguitar wrote:

At 7/14/08 03:44 PM, PatriotClock wrote: What should i do?

Shit on the dog's corpse and give it to them as an anniversary present.

Man this is serious it could ruin my whole relationship!

At 7/14/08 03:44 PM, PatriotClock wrote: Me and my gf were kissing on her coach when one thing led to another. she has really been wanting to try anal so for the first time I inserted my penis into her rectum. i am not sure what happened but suddenly she started shitting all over the coach uncontrollably.

*couch

Me and my gf were kissing on her coach when one thing led to another. she has really been wanting to try anal so for the first time I inserted my penis into her rectum. i am not sure what happened but suddenly she started shitting all over the coach uncontrollably. She couldn't stop so I told her to just let it all come out. The couch was covered in poop by the time she was done. Later when her parents came home we blamed it on the dog. they had it put to sleep the next day :( I feel really bad and I want to tell them the truth but my gf doesnt want me to. What should i do?

the trick to getting is laid is to tie an uncooked steak to your penis girls can smell it but be careful they can smell fear as well

At 5/8/08 05:49 PM, TSstudios wrote: ok. honestly. im 13, and I cant make sperm. I try and I cant. I dunno if Im a late bloomer or what.

it burns more than peeing and if you sperm too much in a row your penis will fall off fyi

also youre a late bloomer

At 5/7/08 07:07 PM, Zodomizer wrote: Wade is so far the adim that I most like, and I've been an active user for just some months. Screw Pepsi-clock, he took what he looked for. Wade, I respect and admire you.

He took what he looked for?

hey this guy says he has 12 alts get him

http://lordzeebmork.newgrounds.com/

At 5/7/08 05:02 PM, LampFace wrote: I think he is a TWAT that needs to rethink his ways not follow PepsiClock.

flaming delete!

At 5/7/08 04:47 PM, AlbinoClock wrote: So Wade when are you deleting Fleek's account?

Yea hes done the same things its only fair

The intelligence displayed in this thread is staggering.

if only america will follow suit

do you guys like my new movie???

Ok you made your case against us winning Underdog and Review Crew but why was Turd deleted? twice?

At 5/7/08 01:36 AM, WadeFulp wrote: Sorry some of your CC buddies were so stupid as to leave more than 1 review per unique person.

so it is ok if we win the award if each person reviews only once? Or are we not allowed awards at all?

At 5/5/08 11:08 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 5/5/08 11:07 PM, Corky52 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 8369 Hmm, spam right now at this moment? I can't believe it.

Difference between spam and something that ENDANGERS THE AWARD PROCESS

NOT THE AWARD PROCESS!

Ok from now on I will 0 all the other clocks flashes and review them poorly. Thanks for the tips.

This movie is a marvelous piece of cinema, and finally thanks to you Newgrounders it was finally recognized as such. Thank you!

At 3/8/08 10:43 PM, LordZeebmork wrote:

At 3/8/08 10:42 PM, DBlach wrote:

:: Heh, where have you been? They all got deleted.

NOT ALL OF THEM

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 9378

At 3/9/08 03:41 PM, bomberbob12 wrote: you are not a clock. there are only 4 real clocks.

apple, orange, rasberry, and strawberry. rupee clock was the closest to being a real one.

the rest of u are poser clocks.

oops did I do that?

At 3/9/08 03:37 PM, Antiganondworf wrote: Congratulations on perma-banning one of the funniest clocks in the crew. Your loss.

Oh yea it sure is.

At 3/9/08 03:16 PM, Sonucais wrote:

At 3/9/08 03:02 PM, PirateClock wrote:

At 3/9/08 03:00 PM, Sonucais wrote: Albino fucked up banning me. As they should know I leaved the crew.

lighting up Fez your going to unbannend in like 10 minutes ok

No, fuck you guys
I'm not hating you guys

You're sending me mixed signals!

At 3/9/08 03:13 PM, The-Hydra-of-Spore wrote: Aw he was the only one of you I liked (Or actually knew anything about). So what did he get wrong about being a clock? Was it that he actually contributed to the site?

If by "contributed to site" you mean ruined it then yes

At 3/9/08 03:12 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: hahaha. if this is real, he was probably kicked out because he wasn't an attention-whoring fucktard like the rest of the cc with the camel bullshit?

wow.

the clock crew fucks themselves in the ass yet again.

hahahahahahahaha

Pink Floyd is emo. They are quite melancholy and depressed.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/39 8402
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/39 8760