Hey guys

Check out my short film, "Empty Handed" and i'd love some feedback.

You can check it out on my website www.patchcofilms.com

Here's some info on it before you make your final judgement of the film, haha:
- it was shot in less than 2 hours
- non of the actors are professional actors; just my friends helping me out

Anyways, enjoy!

Happy Holidays
- Patchco

At 9/21/06 03:14 PM, Indigo wrote: Sure, why not? You have my vote.

Thanks alot! :)

Hey Newgrounds!

I've recently entered a contest on www.windblows.us

My entry is the one titled "Mellow Wind" and is currently in 4th place!

Please go there and vote for my video! It takes 2 seconds to register and vote, so I'd really appreciate the support!

P.S. Vote if you feel it deserves to win, not just because I asked you to

Thanks alot guys,
- Patchco

At 8/23/06 08:15 PM, Seasons- wrote: Maybe something is wrong with your splitter being in that jack IT JUST DOESNT WORK GOD HATES YOU.

lol. uhm. thanks?

Even when I reconnected it downstairs where it was working up until I unplugged it - it doesn't work there either. Something is wrong. Maybe my modem has to be configured for it? I don't know.... :(

**I know this is posted in the Programming section, but I'm not getting any responses and I need this problem fixed ASAP**

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Okay,

I have DSL highspeed internet.

My modem used to be in my basement plugged into the phone jack using a filter/splitter so we could have both the Phone and Modem plugged into the single jack.

I recently moved my modem from the basement into my room upstairs.

I too have a single phone jack in my room, so I need the filter/splitter in here aswell.

The problem is that even though it is set up the exact same way in my room, it is still not working with the splitter!

I am online now because I have the modem plugged in directly to the phone jack -- which means my phone up here is not connected. If I insert a phone jack splitter, and plug both the phone and my modem in, the phone works but my modem does not connect.

If you understand what I am saying and think you can help me, PLEASE let me know!!

Thanks,
- Patchco

At 8/23/06 07:53 PM, elbekko wrote: Try putting a splitter downstairs too ;)

why? lol. my modem is no longer downstairs, so I just plug my phone directly into the wall.

Okay,

I have DSL highspeed internet.

My modem used to be in my basement plugged into the phone jack using a filter/splitter so we could have both the Phone and Modem plugged into the single jack.

I recently moved my modem from the basement into my room upstairs.

I too have a single phone jack in my room, so I need the filter/splitter in here aswell.

The problem is that even though it is set up the exact same way in my room, it is still not working with the splitter!

I am online now because I have the modem plugged in directly to the phone jack -- which means my phone up here is not connected. If I insert a phone jack splitter, and plug both the phone and my modem in, the phone works but my modem does not connect.

If you understand what I am saying and think you can help me, PLEASE let me know!!

Thanks,
- Patchco

Okay.

Haha.

Well, if she said "you can do me", I guess that's not 'rape' now is it? haha.

But nah, I wouldn't been hanging out with a 12 year old to begin with lmao.

At 7/22/06 02:01 AM, Monocrom wrote:

Okay, let's say you met a really mature and intelligent 12 year-old. She liked you and said you could do her. She's mature for her age, would you go for it?

If you did, do you honestly think you WOULDN'T become a convicts personal fuck toy?

Okay. I think you are completely missing the point here.

I said she's smart enough to know the difference between a STAGED rape scene, in a safe environment on a movie set, and a REAL rape.

Saying that I would rape a 12 year old because she's intelligent has nothing to do with this topic.

Jeeze.

- Break.com
- Newgrounds.com
- SomethingAwful.com
- Fazed.net
- Filmmaking.com

Sometimes eBaumsWorld.com... but only when i'm extremely desperate for something to do.

At 7/22/06 01:56 AM, tehfuzzball wrote: I wonder if there will be a scene when Dakota gets cummed in the eye?

Uhm.

Probably not.

The Passion of Christ.

Okay. Kidding.

It's hard to say. Alot of parody's suck.

- Fuck Cunt (duck hunt..duh!)

- DeJewelled

- Donkey Dong

- Alien Hominid

At 7/22/06 01:42 AM, Monocrom wrote:

She's 12.

Being part of a simulated, horrific rape scene is still going to fuck with her mind.

I disagree.

I think she is far more intelligent for her age to realize the difference. She's an actress for crying out loud!

She knows how movies work, obviously.

There is no way that filming this movie is going to give her that tramatizing experience of actually being raped, and it's after effects.

Super Mario Brothers

mmmm I can't wait.

roflmao.

Anywho, in all seriousness...

I think this production might be good, and if the rape scene is as 'choreographed' as they say, then maybe it won't be as bad as some might expect. But i'm sure how it looks on film isn't the issue, but rather the fact that Fanning is doing this kind of stuff at an early stage in her career, and being so young.

A thing that bothered me was the "under-$5 million indie project". That's one expensive porno.

roflmao.

Okay, that was lame.

Anywho, back to seriousness...

I think she'll do fine, and it's not like it's going to corrupt her.

I never realized how biased this system is.

You can rant all you want about anything in the world, make fun of losers, retards, blondes and all the rest.

BUT OH KNOW!!! YOU RANT ABOUT THE CLOCK CREW, AND YOUR THREAD GETS LOCKED.

Watch, i'm gonna be banned for this now too. That's how fucked up this is.

At 7/15/06 02:09 AM, Caveman- wrote: stfu they have good movies, now gtfo and go watch LegendaryFrog and IWillpress' flash, you bloody n00b!

Yeah well they can suck my cock. Those flaming butt fucking ass holes think they are so funny.

I don't give a shit about Blam points. Where will "BLAM POINTS" get me in life?? NO WHERE.

THEY SHOULD BURN IN HELL.

I've hated them annoying bitches since the first time I laid eyes on them.

Now they gotta do their fucking "Repent Now" and flood the portal.

THEY SHOULD ALL BE BANNED.

FUCK THEM.

YES!

They got rid of the GAY BOOMERANG and went back to the original style controllers, and made them look a little cooler! They are also wireless now! (but not big and bulky like the ps2 wireless ones).

Im excited because I was actually considering not buying one just because of the stupid controller design I saw a while back.

Yes we are!!

Oh, I know a sweet ground trick!

You go full speed, and SLAM on your front brakes.

It's called an Endo. Tis fun.

There is this one trick... BUt i don't remember what its called.

It requires you to GRIND on a pole, or GRIND along a curb....

DAMN I wish I could remember what that trick where you GRIND things was called.... >:[

At 7/15/06 01:24 AM, Littlewashu wrote: I have to ask you people one thing. what is wrong with thinking there are things in life that are better then sex? Videogames may be better for some to others no. overall there are diffrent things that are better then sex to different people simple as that ^_^

You're one of them aren't you!!!

Haha, but no. It's not like he said "There are some things better in life then sex", which would have been fine.

He insisted on saying that if you have sex, your disgusting and playing mario is better.

He also insists that everytime you have sex with anybody, you're doomed with STD's.

Actually to correctly quote him, he said:

"It sucked, but at least I got some tonight =p"

Whatever.... I don't even care anymore.

Have fun going to the movies and fingering you girlfriend.

At 7/15/06 01:27 AM, Fragment wrote:
Yes, not liking a movie means that you are disrespecting your girlfriend, being selfish, and a prick.

What is ironic is that he actually bothered to watch the movie. WHAT A SELFISH MAN I MUST SAY.

You, on the other hand, are an asswipe.

Good day to you, sir.

Wow.. You must be a fucking retard.

If you learned how to read, you would realize that he basically meant by: "Atleast I come some! :)"

Is that he only went to the fucking movie to get some action from his girlfriend.

At 7/15/06 01:23 AM, Seasons- wrote: At least you got some action!! Good job soldier!

That movie sounds shitty, BTW.

He didn't get any.

And if he did, I hope his girlfriend reads this so she can see what a selfish, disrespectful prick he is.

Nuff said.

:)

I think this topic was made not to discuss the flaws in The Lake House, but rather brag about his girlfriend.

And buddy, if you are on the NG forums. You didn't get any tonight.

Jump out your window. You will die faster.

Sphyzex_9, you are probably the fattest, ugliest human being on the face of the earth.

That, or you're a raging homosexual.