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Winking

Topic: The Ng Bbs Is Shit.

Posted: 11/23/09 05:40 PM

Forum: General

I remember a time where there were threads that reached pages over 100 epic lulz worthy proportions. Now it's over 100 pages of mod cock suck and shitty lag chat-rooms of users who talk about stuff that no one gives two fucks about. Witty post, Photoshop pictures, one liners, parody sigs, chain post, combo's, Spam, Whatever the case may be The same people who made us laugh at such subtle things are the same people who or censoring us. I understand we can't cross the line of race or sexual sexual orientation, but why can't we just point out that the new fag is indeed a new fag and must stop being one. You call it cyber bulling/spam, I call it tough love.

I could be over thinking this and just like other users say the BBS is shit and always has been shit nothing but shit, but I like to think that we are unique not hiding behind anonymous showing our faces and who we are as a person. Werther is a person is gay, different race, ugly fatso, cam whore, postwhore, photoshop king, Photoshop n00b, M.S paint spammers, Post spammers, Mods, user, blogers, flash artist, music producers.

Bottom line I love NG and I love you guys.

Parlux for mod 2010

The Ng Bbs Is Shit.


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None

Topic: Kid Actor From Either 80's or 90's?

Posted: 11/13/09 12:30 PM

Forum: General

Think you talking about Sean Astin. he was in the goonies, Toy soldier, lord of the rings.


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None

Topic: Let's make yu-gi-oh cards.

Posted: 11/11/09 05:01 PM

Forum: General

At 11/11/09 04:57 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Dude you stole my thread. I made this thread before you did,

You activated my trap card, bitching is for the weak and pussies. 30 days for you my friend

Let's make yu-gi-oh cards.


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None

Topic: New York City Meet-up 2010

Posted: 11/11/09 11:51 AM

Forum: General

A meetup hosted by a guy who likes to get shit on. Count me in


5.

None

Topic: ...And God said!

Posted: 11/10/09 02:20 PM

Forum: General

At 11/10/09 02:12 PM, Pugberto wrote: Oh cool another thread aimed to insight ignorance about religion.

shut it jesus fan boy.


6.

None

Topic: ...And God said!

Posted: 11/10/09 02:10 PM

Forum: General

If I was you adio I would of said "Yeah and? Got a problem with it, saggy titty bitch?"


7.

None

Topic: Lol mature section

Posted: 11/09/09 03:26 PM

Forum: General

At 11/9/09 03:25 PM, Skwurll wrote:
At 11/9/09 03:21 PM, Parlux wrote: Who remembers newdgrounds? Good times it's funny how tom try to make a profit over it

...FUCK YOU TOM!
I remember the porno ads, but that was before I joined, back when I came here for the games.

Yeah, the hentai playground


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None

Topic: Lol mature section

Posted: 11/09/09 03:21 PM

Forum: General

Who remembers newdgrounds? Good times it's funny how tom try to make a profit over it

...FUCK YOU TOM!


9.

None

Topic: "Im horny"

Posted: 11/08/09 03:21 PM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 03:17 PM, therealanimator wrote:
At 11/8/09 03:16 PM, Tramps wrote: Why is it the worst thing to say? My girl tells me it all the time. As well as "You're so naughty."

Talking dirty's just one of those things you either love or hate.
and yet girls like it...its a fucking mystery.

Its not a mystery. Do you like it when a girl says "I'm horny" to you? I'm sure most guys do. Believe it or not Woman look at us just like we look at them. A source to get let lose our hormones.


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Topic: 1600 Points wasted.

Posted: 11/07/09 02:21 PM

Forum: Video Games

I'm not gonna ask you to trust me but I share me and Grub-Xer0 share xbox accounts all the time PM him or ask me we could do it for you.


11.

None

Topic: Ng Blood Bowl League

Posted: 11/07/09 02:18 PM

Forum: Video Games

Wait a sec I got this game for the PSP


12.

Happy

Topic: I got... Raped

Posted: 11/06/09 04:30 AM

Forum: General

Would be really funny she ended up giving you a STI, STD, HIV and aids


13.

None

Topic: Come on PalTalk!

Posted: 10/30/09 09:25 PM

Forum: General

mystery science theater 3000, really?

You guys are fucking gay.


14.

None

Topic: Girlfriend's coming over on monday

Posted: 10/30/09 01:29 PM

Forum: General

At 10/30/09 01:23 PM, BrockManson wrote: How the fuck should we know? She's your girlfriend, if you can't think of a way to entertain her by yourself, then it's not going to last now is it?

Man up.

I would have to agree with Brock, why the fuck ask us? Are you one of those monotone mother fuckers who don't have any charisma like goryblizzard? Or your just a preteen kid trying to be cool saying that you have a girlfriend, but really you don't and you day dream of fingering the hot chick in your middle school so the higher class men push you around and call you a pussy.

Thus you cry yourself to sleep at night


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Topic: Girlfriend's coming over on monday

Posted: 10/30/09 01:21 PM

Forum: General

If she's coming over your house watch tv, Guitarhero/rockband (Girls love that shit) Play music, talk about life, make her lunch.

Simple shit like that. It's not so hard dude so stop being a fucking pussy and hit that.


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None

Topic: Cut Vs Uncut Penis? Sex Thread

Posted: 10/30/09 01:06 PM

Forum: General

At 10/30/09 12:56 PM, kimmymaddy wrote: uncut is nasty and have weird smell. i hate it.

Also kimmy, Tell your boyfriend to wash his uncut dick when he finishing masturbating. There is two smells, the natural dick smell which is not bad just the wiff Of normal male genitalia. The other is Nob cheese which is a guy jerks off and don't clean his dick so he lets his man yogurt stay there all day.

Gross.


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None

Topic: Cut Vs Uncut Penis? Sex Thread

Posted: 10/30/09 12:59 PM

Forum: General

Well from my experience of being uncut I can say I am satisfied with my penis. If you say it's true that cut penis you get more pleasure to the point where your legs are flaring around like Micheal J foxes Parkinson's, I don't think thats a good thing for sex I like to please my girlfriend to the point where she cums and stays on her belly moaning of how hard she came. "Makes me feel good inside"

Also uncut penis is thicker and thats what matters, pencil dicks!

18.

None

Topic: Yankees!

Posted: 10/26/09 12:20 AM

Forum: General

At 10/26/09 12:08 AM, Sinitech wrote: The Yankees will lose because they'll be too busy staring at each other's asses in those hot, tight pants.

Yeah... I know what you mean

Yankees!


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Topic: Yankees!

Posted: 10/26/09 12:03 AM

Forum: General

Yankees win!


20.

None

Topic: Asian kid tases himself.

Posted: 10/25/09 09:28 PM

Forum: General

SOOOOOOO fake


21.

None

Topic: Yankees!

Posted: 10/25/09 09:02 PM

Forum: General

At 10/25/09 08:59 PM, Bladezguy wrote:
At 10/25/09 08:16 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Should be a fun World Series, if the Yankees even make it.
ha the yankees will make it. And we will destroy the Phillies.

Right on brother!


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None

Topic: Yankees!

Posted: 10/25/09 08:30 PM

Forum: General

At 10/25/09 08:21 PM, Spaz318 wrote: Thanks to this thread my hatred for the yankees has grown even more.
Because of arrogant fucks like the OP, I despise the Yankees.

Yeah I know we new yorkers are arrogant fucks but when you think about it which baseball team ruled the 90's. I think we have that right to talk shit, but don't get me wrong yankees have bag full of bullshit in the team that makes me rages like in game 5 joe girardi didn't put andy petite when they were up by 2 in the 7th inning.


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Topic: Yankees!

Posted: 10/25/09 08:23 PM

Forum: General

At 10/25/09 08:19 PM, Cybersief wrote:
At 10/25/09 08:16 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Should be a fun World Series, if the Yankees even make it.
Oh hey. Wade replied! Let's all quote him to seem cool. :3

Also. ANGELS FTMFW!

Please who wants to watch Angels Vs Phillies? Every one knows that the angels would just choke and Phillies are defending champions. It has to be the Yankees vs Phillies.


24.

Angry

Topic: Yankees!

Posted: 10/25/09 08:13 PM

Forum: General

Watch the bronx bombers stomp a mud hole in the angels ass in our home turf. I want you to watch close wade! cause the phillies are not gonna win again!

YANKEES!!!

also go giants on the football side...

Yankees!


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Topic: Do I have the biggest scar on NG?

Posted: 10/22/09 07:00 PM

Forum: General

At 10/22/09 06:47 PM, Tykwa wrote: LULS

So what thats my girlfriend, big deal wanna fight about it? Oh I'm sorry some of you basement dwelling jerk offs don't know whats it like to have a girlfriend.


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Topic: Do I have the biggest scar on NG?

Posted: 10/22/09 06:37 PM

Forum: General

At 10/22/09 06:27 PM, Jawdyn wrote:
At 10/22/09 06:25 PM, Parlux wrote: I open it up on photoshop. Way to abuse the burn and smudge tool n00b
Sit your ass down gayboy

At 10/22/09 06:24 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: Hey I have one of those too!
It's.. it's beautiful..

don't call me gayboy, you cock sucker. Like I'm gonna buy a story that some little bitch liar from the internet fought off a 540 pound tiger to save an oldlady and all he came out with was a photoshoped scar? He couldn't fight off two raging pitbulls and I have those scars to prove it.


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None

Topic: Do I have the biggest scar on NG?

Posted: 10/22/09 06:25 PM

Forum: General

I open it up on photoshop. Way to abuse the burn and smudge tool n00b


28.

None

Topic: New sexual term!

Posted: 10/17/09 06:18 PM

Forum: General

Twilight I hate you with every fucking bone in my body, but you're a fucking genius!!!


29.

None

Topic: I'm Read To Date A Black Girl. Porn

Posted: 10/15/09 10:22 PM

Forum: General

I dated a few black girls in my time and I will never again. Most of them stink like fucked up project apartment buildings and when you do get a clean black girl she can't really pass for black cause she acts white.

Spanish chicks ftw

30.

None

Topic: What Will You Be For Halloween?

Posted: 10/15/09 08:43 PM

Forum: General

At 10/11/09 05:01 PM, Davidzx wrote: no one has any imagination anymore, costumes these days just somehow involve being a hooker or a pimp.

I just wanto dress up as a VG character, with a costume that fits for adults.

now that's using your imagination

Thats not using your imagination or being original, you're such a fucking boob sometimes david. As for me going to be Jack (The pumpkin king)Skellington. First my idea was to buy a joker suit paint my face and hair then I remembered last year I saw about 100 jokers so Jack Skellington should be a good choice already got the jacket and bat bow tie now for the face paint.


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