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I would since its a red button. I don't push any non red buttons that kill people, I have standards.

Stole 3 classic zombie movies from me the day he moved out of the neighborhood we lived in, then when I saw them at his house he said he bought the exact 3 movies that I was missing. It wasn't the fact that he stole my movies, it was the fact that he thought I was retarded enough to believe him.

At 10/28/14 07:17 PM, SithCorduroy wrote: Bring out the gimp.

But the gimps sleeping.

I lit my room on fire with several chemicals in a suicide attempt and trapped myself in the bathroom, then inhaled the chemical infused smoke from the fire for a good 5 minutes. Every second I begged God to make it stop. I ended up getting out the bathroom and jumping out my window and got glass jammed in my foot.

I'm still in the system. They took me out of jail and put me in a hospital. I'm 23 years old and I've been in jail then hospital since I was 17. My jail experience wasn't that bad. people respected me and that drop the soap bullshit doesn't happen. The only problem I had in jail was my own psychotic delusions of fire and hell and my belief that I had power to raise hell and I was losing control. But If I had no delusions It was fine. I was asked to be a neo nazi and I declined. I pleaded NGRI and now I'm stuck in a hospital still. I should be going home soon.

I once used an entire Irish spring soap in one bathing. I use dial gold as well, and once or twice before a soap bar called mythology. I use other dial soaps as well, blue ones orange ones white ones. There's some others but I forgot the brands.

At 9/25/14 12:17 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Everyone has one, they range from the mundane to the bizarre.

I myself like muscular women, chicks with dicks, and futanari.

What about you little NGers, what's your fetish?

Women with very long hair.

I remember my heart beating really fast and I laid on the bed thinking I was going to die. My dealer said it might have been laced with PCP. The first joint I had was a roach and it didn't do anything. Second time I laughed a good laugh.

I'm horny, I'm desperate, I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES! I don't care if every she is a whore, if it wasn't for the fact that I am addicted to porn and have boring communication skills, I would have tapped one of those by now, I'm a loser and girls don't fuck me, so HAH. Theory disproven. Like a guy in jail told me, just believe all women are whores and you'll be fine. Accept it, and learn to embrace it.

theres practically nobody in where is/ how to so Im posting here. Im looking for a flash were two guys are upsessed with this one girl and she says while getting doggy style "I never loved either of you" or something like that. One guy is blonde and another is black and the girl is a brunette. I think the title is the name of the girl but I forgot. Thank you for any help.

I saw the exorcist when I was 5, and when she crawls down the stairs that was a shocker, I walked out. Now I think the exorcist is funny, great movie.

Axis and Allies.

You get to prevent the axis from taking over the world as the allies or play axis. Its easier to learn than risk. Its my favorite board game.

Vagina's. then there would be no effort needed, just hump and no worries about cumming too soon and if you have a small dick it wouldn't matter. She wouldn't care because she never feels anything so its a more casual thing. Plus if she gets pregnant there would be no pain. The world would be a better place.

At 7/28/14 02:09 AM, MrObamius wrote: OK so here's what happened I was arrested on a drug charge but the drugs weren't mine then they put me in a cell with like 5 dudes and they said if I wanted top bunk and if I wanted to keep my stuff I had to fight with Lisandro then suddenly this fucking huge Mexican dude shows up and I assumed this was Lisandro so I had to fight all of them all at once shit jail is no fucking joke

When I was in jail the cops went into a single cell and video taped some guy, is that even legal?

Wonder Women, and Motoko Kusanagi the main character female from Ghost in the shell.

At 7/28/14 02:39 PM, SCTE3 wrote: If you could blam and save music on here, there would be no motivation to upload music. That and movie and game makers can always look through the audio portal for music to use in their submissions.

People can blam and save movies and games, and they still have the motivation to submit.

Id be a Hitman.

why cant the audio portal give credit to your level like games and movies. Atleast give some blam and protect points.

Charizard and jigglypuff

Das Boot, Stalingrad, Downfall.

I like German army ww2 stuff, I am not a Nazi and do not like the holocaust, My name refers to my respect for the German soldiers that fought for each other and live in the torment of a lost cause for them. They were good people on the wrong side and wanted only what was best for their nation. But that said, I believe that Germany should have lost. Its interesting to see history from the losers perspective for me.

Oh and yes, slum dog millionaire was good too.

At 7/26/14 03:08 PM, Jx2DIII wrote: Fuck ESO guys, I was happy with Skyrim and if we could perfect that mod, with some rules attatched of course so that no one can just console command kill anyone else. We could have a working economy, property and land, buildable houses, dev aveza airship cannon air to ground wars! It would be amazing.

I've always wanted elder scrolls and its series to be online. I don't know any of that jargon but I agree that online would kick ass.

Smearing shit on the slide when i was in highschool, and watching children go down it, I laugh and they scream.

At 7/22/14 07:17 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: drugs and alcohol

combined

You mean like prescribed pills and alcohol? Yeah that is a bad combo, I lit my room on fire when I was drinking and taking pills more stupid acts I forgot to post.

Sticking my head in the toilet.

Walked in public with an m16 replica BB gun and almost getting killed by the cops.

Djarums are my favorite. They're Indonesian clove cigs.

What do you think about cults? What is your favorite cult ideology or belief? If you were to make your own, what would it be like?

I poop.

If you could pick one thing that's unhealthy and make it healthy what would you pick to be?

I would make cigs healthy.

NPR news from the radio.

Military petite girls with blonde hair in a pony tail.