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Ding, level 57.

Also, coming up on 100 posts!

Won't be long now.

At 1/17/11 08:31 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 1/2/11 05:03 PM, Overtired wrote: Yay! Seventh for voting power and seventh in the 15+ club. Go me.

Hey there, fellow golden double-axe wielder!

Mind missing some deposits so I can get into the top 10 VP club, por favor? #;-}>

For a fellow golden double axe wielder like your self, absolutely not. But I was tempted by your offer, for a time. How long a time? Zero point six eight seconds.

Yay! Seventh for voting power and seventh in the 15+ club. Go me.

Yay, my vote power is now fifteen point zero, zero.

And here's side two.

Here's one side of my Castle Crashers, Dad n' Me, Tankmen, Alien Hominid, Newgrounds pumpkin.

At 4/10/10 11:35 AM, PimpMasterKDOG wrote:

At 3/30/10 09:39 PM, Overtired wrote:
Man, it's going to take forever for me to get past Stormwarden. Poor poor me, stuck at number 8 for the foresee able future.

FYI, I've decided to start getting BP points again, so you might be pushed down to 9 :)

-->KDOG

Hey hey hey, I thought someone-else and I had an agreement with everyone that we'd be the last two new people in the top ten list, ever. Doesn't anyone else remember that? I thought we were all clear on that.

Wow, two weeks ago, got "severed-leprechaun-head" level and now Bacon level. Can't remember the last time levels went so fast.

At 3/28/10 11:30 PM, Wylo wrote:

007) 14.80 +0.03 9.25 Stormwarden EGSC
008) 14.67 +0.05 9.17 Overtired EGSC

Man, it's going to take forever for me to get past Stormwarden. Poor poor me, stuck at number 8 for the foresee able future.

For a company as small as The Behemoth to get more then a third of the votes against a company as popular as Blizzard is pretty good. While It's still pretty fair to call it a blow out; considering how many people pay a monthly fee to play World of Warcraft; more then a third of the vote is pretty good.

There isn't any shame in losing to a company as strong as Blizzard.

Come on guys! We're getting our butts kicked, go vote for The Behemoth!

YES! I made it to "severed-leprechaun-head" today!

Awesome, I made it into another top 50 list. Top 50 blams, here I come.

Yeah, how the crap does the this level up crap work?

Congrats Gaycied!

Hi everyone.

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(That's right, the 3ed place winner.)

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  Bizzaro Tom Fulp arrival by BiZZaRoTomFulp

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And everyone loves some Bizzaro Tom.

Congrats to YoinK for being the first to break into the 15.xx's. Now he's got a distribution category all his own.

Congrats to ReNaeNae, Blaspheman, asinslauks and comicretard, you guys really earned it. I can't say I'm not disappointed that I didn't place, but I'm not surprised either.

Three big ones for me today...

Today I leveled up. Now I'm fifty, and that feels pretty great.
Also, this marks my epic 81st post. Firmly locking me in at a blazing fast 0.03 posts-per-day.
Add to that, Newgrounds Log informs me that I'm now in the top 400 for awesome users. A list so exclusive that it can't be found anywhere.

-p

Everybody loves Salad Fingers. Well at least I hope they do, otherwise I've made a grave mistake on my character choice.

Here are some larger images for anyone who's intrested. There also there for those who aren't intrested but it does them less good.

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I first learned about newgrounds sometime after 06/24/2001 but before 12/30/01. I know it was after 6/24/2001 because the first thing I saw was ...

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  I am a cow by NiN

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I found a link to it on a forum that I was lurking around on. It was my first taste of newgrounds and it was up beat, funny, and slightly disturbing and it got me hooked. The site was a lot rougher in those days; the highest rated flash had a score of like three and a half.

What I enjoyed the most about the site was how you never had any idea what you would stumble on. High School of the Apes, Disorderly, Kong, Eskimo Bob, Headache, Xiao Xiao No. 3 to name few. They were funny, they were serious, they were violent; there was anything you could want.

The biggest problem that the site has is that is pretty hard to find good content that's been on the site for a while. The search function is working better then it has in the past but it still isn't that great. Things like letting you sort your search results by date, author, score, views, stuff like that would help. Being able to do the same within the Games, Movies, Collections, and Series pages could also be beneficial. Those pages also have historically suffered from slow updating, it's gotten a lot better though, with so much on the front page, a lot makes it into the collections but I still suspect more could be done.

I'd like to see the blam animation back, the save one was too long but another short little animation would be cool. But what I really miss is the Assassin page. It used to be the site's flagship but has fallen in to the shadows over the years. It's no one's fault though, the users have moved away from making those types of games.

At 10/17/09 05:30 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/16/09 10:18 PM, Overtired wrote: Yay! 60000 in total stats. I'll be trilisted on the pentalist in no time.

Get back to blamming. :P

Yes sir. Sorry sir.

Congrats to...
juansolous: Sgt. First Class
jake-thesnake: Portal Security
Bahamut7: Level 35
EternitySpent: Level 41
deckheadtottie: 20,000 Exp
Coop83: Top 30 for Flash Reviews
jmalouin7: Level 20
schneelocke: 2000 metal points
AndrewGlisson13: Level 13
VinnyXY: Lieutenant
yugimt: Level 12 and Police Captain
aldlv: 31k b/p

Thanks to...
reverend
Hacsev

At 10/17/09 02:49 AM, michelinman wrote:

At 10/16/09 10:18 PM, Overtired wrote: Yay! 60000 in total stats. I'll be trilisted on the pentalist in no time.

Who are you? Also, 5k posts. :P

Who am I? Well that's kind of extensional. Does anyone know who anyone really is?

But if you looking for some newgrounds credentials, I'm the guy who's number 36 for exp and number 8 for total voting power.

But congrats to...
Hybrid-Of-Souls: Lvl 32
jake-thesnake: Bronze wistle and lvl 9
michelinman: 5k posts
Hacsev: 5555 exp (kinda)
Fro: 400 Review Responses
VladimirJFaust: Master Sergeant
Hacsev: 30000 Total Points
Pokemonpoeguygcn: 22000 B/P

Thanks to...
Auz
Coop83
Odyssic

Yay! 60000 in total stats. I'll be trilisted on the pentalist in no time.

I don't think this was ever on the front page...

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  Touching things is fun V2 by koit

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If it has, there is always this one...

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  Touching things is Goth ! by koit

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  The Captive by Magicpenman

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This is the template I used.

I know it's late and the pictures kind of suck but here it is anyway.

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  The Opera of the Frogs by e-d

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The dream of a simpler life always haunted Henry. Every evening, the dream continued with the smell of fruit trees below permeating the air as he floated by. The stars above him shone brightly as if they were getting closer, hanging just above his head like they could be picked like an apple.

He was not floating, he was flying. Flying with large swam wings that sprouted from his back like unfurling fronds. The wings unfurled, larger and longer and he drifted steadily toward the lake. The sweet blue lake in the distance faded into a deeper purple as he approached. His wings grew larger, longer, changing shape and molting feathers. The feathers rained down onto the fruited trees, speckling them with white down.

Suddenly, light flashed through as if it were day. The lake sparkled, crackled, and then enveloped the brightness as if it had swallowed something whole. Steam swiveled upward dancing in the air.

The lake emitted a golden light, as if it were a beacon. He charged closer, flapping his wings more frantically to catch up to his prey. His legs grew sharper claws, bringing down long talons. His wings turned brown at the tips with long flight feathers. He smelled in the air a faint scent of fish above the fruit.

His nose drew him down to a diving stance. He could see the beacon; smell it calling to him. Invisible scent lines pulled him downward, faster, deeper. It seemed there was something calling his name, calling out "Henry", like some siren song at the end of an invisible tether. He called back, a long falcon roar, and dipped down into the deep maroon water.

With the splash, his feathers shed, leaving a brown mottled crown on the still water surface. His talons rubberized. He felt his legs, like jelly, expanding with the currents of the water. Still, he continued his decent to he beautiful bright light. His fins spread further, guiding his deeper and faster, into a long stroke propelling him further with each stride.

The beacon seemed to go deeper, further out of reach. Yet, he could still hear it calling to him. It was not a sound like a usual underwater muffled call, but a sense, like a vibration of his name.

He had to reach it; the light was growing stronger as he gained on it. The beacon, the tether between, seemed to tighten and pull him down like an anchor.

He could see it now, almost an orb of light, glowing, smoldering and bubbling as the water rushed past the surface. It seemed as though the water were polishing it, making it brighter, shinier, golden.

At 7/18/09 03:43 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/17/09 10:15 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 7/14/09 07:55 AM, Bahamut wrote: Stop making gfox feel so bad. ;_;

He's not making me feel bad. He's making me wish he played TF2 on Steam so I could WHIP his punk-ass down. #;-}>

Good idea. So...

HEY OVERTIRED, DO YOU HAVE TEAM FORTRESS 2 ON STEAM?!

Lamentably no.

At 7/17/09 10:39 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 7/13/09 02:51 PM, Overtired wrote: Geez, I'm always one upping gfox. First, I shoot way, way, WAY pass him in vote power, and now this.

Always? ALWAYS??!?!? .... you punk-ass. I've got TWO... count 'em--TWO!... dates for you:

12/30/01
2/18/00

DO THE MATH, BITCH. #;-}>

Yeah, mine's WAY bigger. Biz-nitch-er.

Concider yourself one upped.
Bam.

;-)