They have learnt to grow the self-esteem and confidence that will carry them past their ugliness, and instead of being a jealous little urchin, you should get some respect, too.

If you can get a good banana for $0.20 then you can make a good meal from $3. You're not too creative.

Yo bitch I'm Otto got rhymez and skills
But like you I'm goin' nowhere, can't pay tha bills.

The end.

At 11/11/09 03:34 PM, MoriChax wrote:

At 11/11/09 03:28 PM, dx5231 wrote: You kiddin me, you never had a drink before?

Why is this hard to understand?

Because all male NGers are cool and drink hard licquor since birth.

I'm not too fussed at a lack of either. Perhaps cleavage is better, though.

At 11/9/09 02:03 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 11/9/09 02:00 PM, Ledgey wrote: How about someone funny, like for example, David Mitchell.

David Mitchell is funny because he's on panel* shows and writes a mediocre sitcom and also hosts a radio show.*

David Mitchell is funny in certain people's opinions. Oh dear.

Coincidentally, Mitchell wanted to be Prime Minister before he got into Comedy, and I think he'd do an alright job of it; he's a smart guy, so I can gather.

The story lines will get nerdier, for example, the main guy will follow the same function as Bella Swan from Twilight -- nerdy people can project themselves upon it. Then hot, robot, women fall out the screen, and the main character, 'you', get to have sex with them. Seriously, it's going that way.

all in first person, like an FPS game, for you to relate.

You can't judge an OS when you've already failed to even install it.

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At 11/4/09 05:43 PM, 7IsUnlucky wrote: This isn't a pc, dumbshits

Flash 8 ran great on my pc before it broke (the pc, not flash)

Your vulgarity doesn't make people want to help you.

At 11/4/09 10:36 AM, So-Smart-s0-Dumb wrote:

I can tell you the answers.

Be gone you self-righteous prick, stop forcing belief that your theories are the end-all truth.

At 11/4/09 08:36 AM, gamekillereater wrote: I hate everything that's even remotely connected to chicken.
Hate the taste of it.

Scummy fecker

Digestive bisuits and cheese is real nice.

At 11/3/09 08:35 AM, Ziegeman wrote: Because a person with a medical problem needs to be taxed..

..for making plane luggage limited so much.

So what do docors tell you to do? I wish you well.

I doubt it'll catch on where I live, Glastonbury stoners care too much about rolling.

Concluding, gentlemen, rape from an AIDS victim is a most unforgivable act?

What annoys you to the point you'll secretly hold a grudge forever? Typically I don't forgive loud and disruptive people.

You?

Watch all of Peep Show, of course.

The new genre for Twilight should be named 'Projectionist' because the lead character is so bland and vacant that the reader or viewer can project themselves on the character and lose themself in the story, creating extreme fangirlism and obsession.

At 10/28/09 06:09 PM, Anozke wrote:

At 10/28/09 03:29 PM, Otto wrote: Starship Enterprise.

Beam me up Otto.

Yeah, urh, no room, man.

blank post

Starship Enterprise.

At 10/28/09 10:08 AM, Musax wrote: Go guitar, Its just cheaper and less maintenance is needed =]

Look at me on guitar, I'm forever tuning!

At 10/28/09 01:45 PM, Gore-Hound wrote:

At 10/28/09 01:43 PM, Otto wrote: Another stupid YouTube conspiracy video?

watch it yourself, youll see its clearly more than a conspiracy

It's excactly one of those YouTube videos with heavy editing and scrutinizing theories.

Another stupid YouTube conspiracy video?

Boxer-briefs are the way forward.

Is nobody terrified beyond belief at this bit?

Holy shit

God.