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Author Search Results: 'Otto'

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Happy

Topic: ugly girls thinking they're fine

Posted: 11/12/09 02:51 AM

Forum: General

They have learnt to grow the self-esteem and confidence that will carry them past their ugliness, and instead of being a jealous little urchin, you should get some respect, too.


2.

None

Topic: In Food Studies I'm supposed to...

Posted: 11/11/09 05:45 PM

Forum: General

If you can get a good banana for $0.20 then you can make a good meal from $3. You're not too creative.


3.

None

Topic: attn: Rappers

Posted: 11/11/09 05:43 PM

Forum: General

Yo bitch I'm Otto got rhymez and skills
But like you I'm goin' nowhere, can't pay tha bills.

The end.


4.

None

Topic: My first drink.

Posted: 11/11/09 05:43 PM

Forum: General

At 11/11/09 03:34 PM, MoriChax wrote:
At 11/11/09 03:28 PM, dx5231 wrote: You kiddin me, you never had a drink before?
Why is this hard to understand?

Because all male NGers are cool and drink hard licquor since birth.


5.

None

Topic: underboob or cleavage?

Posted: 11/11/09 05:37 PM

Forum: General

I'm not too fussed at a lack of either. Perhaps cleavage is better, though.


6.

None

Topic: Ricky Gervais for Priminister!

Posted: 11/09/09 03:24 PM

Forum: General

At 11/9/09 02:03 PM, Ejit wrote:
At 11/9/09 02:00 PM, Ledgey wrote: How about someone funny, like for example, David Mitchell.
David Mitchell is funny because he's on panel* shows and writes a mediocre sitcom and also hosts a radio show.*

David Mitchell is funny in certain people's opinions. Oh dear.

Coincidentally, Mitchell wanted to be Prime Minister before he got into Comedy, and I think he'd do an alright job of it; he's a smart guy, so I can gather.


7.

None

Topic: What will porn be like in 10 years?

Posted: 11/08/09 10:43 AM

Forum: General

The story lines will get nerdier, for example, the main guy will follow the same function as Bella Swan from Twilight -- nerdy people can project themselves upon it. Then hot, robot, women fall out the screen, and the main character, 'you', get to have sex with them. Seriously, it's going that way.

all in first person, like an FPS game, for you to relate.

8.

None

Topic: Windows 7!!!

Posted: 11/05/09 02:34 PM

Forum: General

You can't judge an OS when you've already failed to even install it.


9.

None

Topic: Best site to create/order t-shirt?

Posted: 11/04/09 07:45 PM

Forum: General

redbubble.com


10.

None

Topic: Flash Is So Fucking Gay

Posted: 11/04/09 06:49 PM

Forum: Flash

At 11/4/09 05:43 PM, 7IsUnlucky wrote: This isn't a pc, dumbshits

Flash 8 ran great on my pc before it broke (the pc, not flash)

Your vulgarity doesn't make people want to help you.


11.

None

Topic: Do U Care About Philosophy/scienc e

Posted: 11/04/09 11:05 AM

Forum: General

At 11/4/09 10:36 AM, So-Smart-s0-Dumb wrote:
I can tell you the answers.

Be gone you self-righteous prick, stop forcing belief that your theories are the end-all truth.


12.

None

Topic: Eggs suck.

Posted: 11/04/09 08:51 AM

Forum: General

At 11/4/09 08:36 AM, gamekillereater wrote: I hate everything that's even remotely connected to chicken.
Hate the taste of it.

Scummy fecker


13.

None

Topic: Weird Sandwich Combinations

Posted: 11/03/09 10:23 AM

Forum: General

Digestive bisuits and cheese is real nice.


14.

None

Topic: Fat tax-should fat people be taxed?

Posted: 11/03/09 08:37 AM

Forum: General

At 11/3/09 08:35 AM, Ziegeman wrote: Because a person with a medical problem needs to be taxed..

..for making plane luggage limited so much.


15.

None

Topic: I have accute pancreatitis...

Posted: 11/03/09 07:32 AM

Forum: General

So what do docors tell you to do? I wish you well.


16.

None

Topic: Oral pot spray.

Posted: 11/03/09 06:33 AM

Forum: General

I doubt it'll catch on where I live, Glastonbury stoners care too much about rolling.


17.

Blushing

Topic: Things you don't forgive.

Posted: 10/29/09 05:47 AM

Forum: General

Concluding, gentlemen, rape from an AIDS victim is a most unforgivable act?


18.

Angry

Topic: Things you don't forgive.

Posted: 10/29/09 05:45 AM

Forum: General

What annoys you to the point you'll secretly hold a grudge forever? Typically I don't forgive loud and disruptive people.

You?


19.

None

Topic: what is wrong with me?

Posted: 10/29/09 05:34 AM

Forum: General

Watch all of Peep Show, of course.


20.

None

Topic: Twilight: New Moon

Posted: 10/29/09 05:06 AM

Forum: General

The new genre for Twilight should be named 'Projectionist' because the lead character is so bland and vacant that the reader or viewer can project themselves on the character and lose themself in the story, creating extreme fangirlism and obsession.


21.

None

Topic: zombie fort

Posted: 10/28/09 06:57 PM

Forum: General

At 10/28/09 06:09 PM, Anozke wrote:
At 10/28/09 03:29 PM, Otto wrote: Starship Enterprise.
Beam me up Otto.

Yeah, urh, no room, man.


22.

None

Topic: How The World Ends.

Posted: 10/28/09 05:39 PM

Forum: General

blank post

How The World Ends.


23.

None

Topic: zombie fort

Posted: 10/28/09 03:29 PM

Forum: General

Starship Enterprise.

zombie fort


24.

None

Topic: Should I invest in guitar or drums?

Posted: 10/28/09 03:17 PM

Forum: General

At 10/28/09 10:08 AM, Musax wrote: Go guitar, Its just cheaper and less maintenance is needed =]

Look at me on guitar, I'm forever tuning!


25.

None

Topic: What does everyone think?

Posted: 10/28/09 01:46 PM

Forum: General

At 10/28/09 01:45 PM, Gore-Hound wrote:
At 10/28/09 01:43 PM, Otto wrote: Another stupid YouTube conspiracy video?
watch it yourself, youll see its clearly more than a conspiracy

It's excactly one of those YouTube videos with heavy editing and scrutinizing theories.


26.

None

Topic: What does everyone think?

Posted: 10/28/09 01:43 PM

Forum: General

Another stupid YouTube conspiracy video?


27.

Blushing

Topic: Penis out of boxers while in pants.

Posted: 10/28/09 01:41 PM

Forum: General

Boxer-briefs are the way forward.


28.

None

Topic: Ripped 5-year-old kid

Posted: 10/28/09 01:40 PM

Forum: General

Is nobody terrified beyond belief at this bit?

Ripped 5-year-old kid


29.

None

Topic: Ripped 5-year-old kid

Posted: 10/28/09 11:10 AM

Forum: General

Holy shit

Ripped 5-year-old kid


30.

None

Topic: Jack Black

Posted: 10/27/09 07:50 PM

Forum: General

God.


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