http://www.testicana.com/wtf.php
"Testicana.com is a site thats all about making internet history.
In the past, people have had ideas. Some of these ideas were good, and sometimes the internet thought so too. Thus ideas became the internet and the internet in turn became ideas. Following immediatly after the internet was transformed into ideas by its gracious acceptance of culturally stimulating suggestions, testicana was born.
What exactly is testicana? Noone knows for sure but there have been some very open ended ideas left without confirmation from the person whom knows for sure. Some people have gone insane, pondering the question for days and nights on end, forgoing both sleep and food only to end up without accomplishment.
One very prominent suggestion was that testicana is a penis. I assure you that such a thing would be just plain disgusting. Seriously, why the hell would I make a website about constructing a giant penis? Use your head, and please rid yourself of such dirty thoughts."
- Testicana Webmaster