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meh, schools aren't about education, they're about training responses to preset situations. You should go to math and science periods and skip the others, you'll learn more on your own for the rest. (Even if you don't want to!) Oh and I guess if yours is one of the minority that has artistic education material you can go to that too, just make sure the things they're doing is stuff you'd like.

Oh and, punk isn't just dead, its corpse has been co-opted by every angsty dingbat that picks up a guitar too.

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root word: controversy
Sorry, had to.

DODGE IT? Don't you remember Super Metroid? Hell, Samus can OUTRUN the warthog.
A more fair matchup would be someone from Unreal, cuz their weapons get tons of ammunition and the vehicles get limitless. Halo's too mired in Rambo style survivalism to be a fair matchup.

I think Xan would be good, because if the fight on the ground is indecisive they can duke it out in their own spaceships. (While MC has to petition the military bureaucracy for use of one because he doesn't own any of the vehicles he uses.)

Final thought: Samus has a freeze ray, so rockets would be useless. Freeze, then step to the side. Thunk.

Hey has MC ever revealed his face? I haven't played Halo 2. They could always have a glitzy fashion battle. NOT ALL BATTLES TAKE PLACE WITH WEAPONS! Rawr *catscratch.*