And I raise your pathetic teats!

At 5/13/08 12:34 AM, PigletsMemories wrote:

At 5/13/08 12:30 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Your opinion matters, really.

I've had my first account on NG in early 05, and why does that matter anyways?

Well I first signed up in 1830, but totally lost my account password during the great depression.

ANYWAY! Happy birthday lin, you rusty old cunt.

At 5/13/08 12:28 AM, PigletsMemories wrote:

At 5/13/08 12:28 AM, Onic wrote:

At 5/13/08 12:26 AM, PigletsMemories wrote: You're not funny. Get out...

And you're not broccoli. Fag.

I'm just saying that this topic is not funny, and is rather a complete failure.

Much like your existence.

At 5/13/08 12:26 AM, PigletsMemories wrote: You're not funny. Get out...

And you're not broccoli. Fag.

At 4/26/08 09:16 AM, HiniberusDelius wrote:
I pissed on Onic's dead birds and ate the cheese off the boxes

Get back to bed you fucking child! Only the most leathered sea-worthy souls are able to expel urine on my ferocious beasts.

Cock Smuggler.

At 4/19/08 05:59 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: This music makes me think of kittens and baby deer + chainsaws.

Then I'm doing my job properly.

There is still plenty of music to be played, and not enough listeners! So, I DEMAND, that you call up your grandmothers, and ear rape them over the phone until they log into radiogrounds!

Also, I'm getting drunk and most of you aren't, so ha!

At 4/19/08 05:43 PM, TVs-Tom-Selleck wrote: tbs tom selleck here folks an im drunk as shit in rio de jeneiro fuck my next movie im gonna drink til i pass out and i better have dried vomit on my stache when i wake up cheers

Curse you Tom Selleck! you're sexy man stache will never dominate this world! You still have to get past Sam Mallone's college proffesor sports coat shoulder pads!

WE JUST GOT CALL NUMBER 2!!! THE NEXT CALLER GETS FREE PHONE SEX FROM ALTR HIMSELF!!!

In other words; A request is cumming up, and altr is ready to cum up. Keep the calls coming patrons of newgrounds.aids

At 4/19/08 05:21 PM, 36Holla wrote:
Also the ATHF Movie song made my day XD

I am glad to please my good fellow.

NOW, give me a call you Fuckers, I don't know what to play if you don't talk to me one on one....or something like that.
I'll keep up the intensity of the show for the moment though. Metal up the rusty aids filled ass.

I humbly accept all apologizes as long as they are heart felt and full of aids.

I am gratefull that you good people enjoy my radio broadcast. I have just received another request from someone on the forums, and I am downloading it now! THATS HOW FAR I GO! I RISK GETTING RAIDED BY THE MPAA FOR YOU BASTARDS!

Also, altr has just joined me, he will be....being gay on the air. right after arch enemy is done playing.

At 4/19/08 04:46 PM, Wreckages wrote: sure i'll listen, never listened to rg before

At least there's one good soul on all of newgrounds.

You other fuckers better tune in, I'll take requests from this topic or from #radiogrounds on webchat.

At 4/15/08 06:46 AM, altr wrote: JUST BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPS DEAR GOD ATLEST IT WASN'T MY PENIS. THAT WAS MY SECOND OPTION OH GOD IT TICKLES.

God damnit altr, you're supposed to be sleeping in your little filthy cot. But no, you sneak onto the internet when I turn my back for 10 seconds. How in gods name can you type with only one hand, you dyslexic mother fucker. DAMN YOU TO A PIT OF AIDS AND FAILURE!

At 4/15/08 05:35 AM, cast wrote: I just got done masturbating to this Flash submission.

You dastardly fiend! How could you defile yourself to altr!? My god man! What exactly makes you get your rocks off!? Altr's has children that he doesn't even know about! One of them could be you!

I have painstakingly created a flash reenactment of the epic event that occurred. I highly suggest you watch this sullen achievement, as you will know fully what happened during this tragic incident.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 5138

As none of you know, altr not too long ago moved out to the exciting state of awesome. He had high hopes of achieving greatness in the sullen plains of Iowa. Little did he know, that all of those dreams would be shattered with one swift movement from a combine auger.

So there we were, minding our own business on my farm. When suddenly, from out of nowhere, we walked towards my combine! The big green beast was rumbling next to my rusty old machine shed. Altr was curious as to what this machine was. I explained to him, that my humble machine was used to harvest the great phallic corn crops of Iowa. His face twisted with curiosity as he made his way onto the rumbling beast.

I yelled at him to be careful, but the bumbling buffoon would not be swayed. He then thrust his hand into the sharped pointy death which is auger that is used to run the corn into the storage bin on top of the beast. He let out a howl of pain, as his hand was shredded into tiny pieces. Blood ran through the machine, which now fueled it's lust for pain.

altr's hand is no more, so rejoice! No longer will his stubby little manhood be put to use in such a sinful way.

At 4/5/08 06:19 AM, altr wrote: This just in, Onic is more fuck yeah than any movie that was ever a fuck yeah movie.

BUT ONLY IN AMERICA.

God dammit altr! I just finished previewing your new "Movie" and I am appalled. It is by far the most filthy display of your blatant homosexuality. Some might call it epic, but I just call it icky and full of aids.
For those of you curious, here is a still from altr's new film, called "I Want to Kiss All the Boys".

At 12/18/07 02:45 PM, piny1078 wrote: natzi (after brought back to the prison, POW cam ect.).

NAHTZEE!

Yoink is like...our muse it would seem.

At 12/3/07 04:04 PM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: congratulations to the winners!

indeed

At 12/3/07 01:34 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Sweet sweet sexy music.

It's the only kind I play. All my homoeroic friends can verify that.

At 12/3/07 01:36 PM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: They have shoutcast streaming in hell.... it's all good

Hell? I'm broadcasting from Iowa...eh close enough.

At 12/3/07 01:24 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote:
Any news on the MAC?

There is in fact, much news!

IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN
I am DJing again, and you people need to tune in. I am playing Metal and whatever else slips within my line of sight.

http://www.radiogrounds.com/

Now listen in fuckers.

At 11/6/07 05:38 PM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: Even though he's dead, Onic has decided to DJ for our amusement

tune in and pay your respects!

Even in death I am more awesome than barack obama.

At 10/8/07 01:48 PM, Joe wrote:
There are some sick people in this world.

It makes me sick to think that my orphaned children will have to grow up in this world.

At 10/8/07 01:41 PM, Piromano wrote: Meh, mod jokes aren't funny
Death is a serious topic people....

My death is a joke?
:(

Who the hell is this KemCab guy?

At 10/8/07 01:05 PM, The-Real-Thin-H-Line wrote: dude thats not onic that just posted i think thats bigbadron or whatever with a fake account.

or maybe its charlie sheen

either way DONT FUCK AROUND this isnt funny

it would be if onic was black though

Come on guys. I am the real Onic. I'm totally serial.

R.I.P you handsome fellow.

I'll have a glass of pool water...the pool that you all swim in.