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Response to: Aw piss. My computer got a virus. Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

drink your own pee. your cpu will see this and be all "oh shit, this guy means business!"
bam no more problems. do this thing and document it. and get a fucking firewall.

Response to: Convince Me Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

hey guys, did you see me fuck that guy all up? i was all "jerk"

Response to: Convince Me Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

At 10/31/08 02:06 AM, TheWolfe wrote:
No, I will not engage in a flamewar, this is all i have to say unless the OP has specific questions.

jerk. how's that for flamewar? you're a jerk. and since you won't retaliate, i win!

jerk

Response to: I'm a Follower of Chaos Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

Please dont referance chaos theory as one of it's cheif examples is the butterfly effect and theres no way of explaining where the butterfly's flaps become a tsunami without upsetting bogmaster's tightly held disbeleif in asians, and most likely, by extention, asia.

Response to: A Sad Poem Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

Didn't read it, but i wanted to post just to let you know that I am conciously passing over your work (or more likely the work you're plagurising) or all of your effort (or more likely some unnamed third parties effort) has been for not.

Response to: Convince Me Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

You're the worst free citizen ever. You should have your rights to electoin stripped from you and be deported to a dictatorship where you don't have to worry about anything relevant going on on the national or international stages.

You suck.

Response to: Man sets himself on fire! Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

was that you, op? christ i hope that's you...

Response to: I just lost my chubby. Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

Queefe porn is the new frontier, Sally Girl-pants. Come back when you've grown a pair and can apreciate the finer things in life, like aged cheese, or women expressing gratitude for good sex with air bubbles hidden away in exciting places and the stinking up the whole room. Think about it, there must be some reason why your mom's tolerated your dad's violence and debauchery for so long, maybe it's good sex. And if you parents are dead..... sorry?

Response to: Comedy Central's Mistake Posted October 27th, 2008 in General

At 10/27/08 05:56 PM, 36Holla wrote: Screw both MadTV and SNL. Remember when they showed Conan O' Brian reruns? Those were some of the happiest after school television watching moments of my life.

the chuck norris lever? ballin'. its too late for me to catch at the regular time. but again, it wasnt bringing in the ratings...

Response to: Comedy Central's Mistake Posted October 27th, 2008 in General

comedy central doesn't care about comedy anyway. if they did they would cancel mind of mencia and also torch the old episodes. they just want their advertising dollar, so if madTV was really bricking, they'd have gotten rid of it. for my part, i just change the channel when it comes on

Response to: I am Now the Silent Minority. Posted October 27th, 2008 in General

all things considered, you aren't being very silent. i checked this thread hopeing for a little peice and quiet, only to find you soap-boxing? and now you've got everyone else riled up too. what does your precious god tell you about lieing?

i bet it isn't "you should lie"

Response to: My sister called me a geek today... Posted October 27th, 2008 in General

also im liking this guys idea about breaking her bones with sticks and stones. he seems pretty on the ball. you should try it.

Response to: When posting in the BBS... Posted October 27th, 2008 in General

readin's fer queers. just like knowin' what the fuck yer talkin' about.

Response to: My sister called me a geek today... Posted October 27th, 2008 in General

you did open a thread with a picture of that kid from home alone though...

just bein' fair...

Response to: How nerdy are you? Posted October 27th, 2008 in General

At 10/27/08 05:25 PM, alfredy95 wrote: I am currently playing Mercenaries 2: World in Flames
I like Video Games, but not as much as playing guitar.
I HATE anime
I don´t collect videogame figurines.
I do not know Tommy Tallarini, or whatever his name is. >:(
I don´t know Ocarina either.
I do not have an Ngage. (But I sure like playing N-Game)

The only thing I collect are guitars.

campaigning for the acceptance of strangers on the internet tho. thats a big hit on the nerd scale. all that other stuff about not having things and not liking things is pretty badass tho man, i'd say you broke even.

Response to: Watching Porn At School Posted October 27th, 2008 in General

"no principle, im studying for drama class, look at this terrible acting between sex scenes."

Response to: How nerdy are you? Posted October 27th, 2008 in General

between banging hot chicks and bench pressing steam rollers, i kill sharks with my toes while playing an electric guitar with my teeth.

how nerdy is that?

Response to: Obama assassination plot thwarted Posted October 27th, 2008 in General

nobody would be trying to kill ron paul

Response to: Should the devil be dead? Posted October 27th, 2008 in General

At 10/27/08 04:41 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: Think about what you're saying next time and then think, "Will anyone care?", before you post it.

if everyone did this there would be no internets and instead of nutters posting away harmlessly in the dark seclusion of their mothers basement, they would come out into the streets and tell me these stupid things to my face. then i would have to go to jail for doing all of the things i would do if any of these fools were within arms reach of me. i say post on you glorious nutter you; god bless you for keeping your lack of fact checking and coherancy safely locked away inside the tubes.

Response to: damn police Posted October 27th, 2008 in General

same thing happened to me once, except there at the end the cop pulled out a boom box and started dancing. at least it explained why the cop was wearing hot pants...