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At 10/26/08 06:35 PM, Trexz wrote: come to canada

Why skip over a larger equivalent of England like America and go to a larger equivalent of France like Canada?

and also, my sister lives in England and shes says its not so bad (shes a teacher)

Is she hot?

I was wondering what silly responses you guys would come up with is all.

Been a long time since I posted here, didn't realize these things were discouraged.

Best story ever.

I'll start a simple sentence and you guys add onto it.

Let's see how long we can keep this going.

Here it goes.

"So I was sitting in a Gay Bar drinking some Kewl AIDS..."

Learn Swedish and move here! :O

"Perhaps the meaning of life is to accept the inevitability of death. There was no divine creation; We simply are. And one day, we simply will not be. We live to die."

-- Me.

At 2/29/08 07:46 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: DAMN IT EVARK GET YOUR LAZY BEHIND IN HERE. I can see you out there, this clearly breaks many rules and even says it so why the hell have no mods done anything against it!

Meh, so some kid wanted to revive what was 39 pages of both fun and fail.

Big deal; Just lock it and let it go. Stop getting so pissy over it. ;P

A Challenger Appears!

At 2/22/08 08:18 PM, r1XX0r wrote: Reminds me of this.

What. The. Fuck.

Sometimes, my fellow countrymen just make me wanna cry...

Note that in my previous post that I am in no way condemning the residents of Kosovo.

Serbs = Fail in this argument.

It's all because Kosov's are fucking Albanians and want to be recognized as an Albanian Nation, and the Serbs are greedy, land grubbing Slavs that don't want something like this to damage their economy and shrink the size of their country (Lolz, Soviets, much?)

Lol.

I just lol'd. What a stupid reason to blame yourself over something; 'Cause her boyfriend's a cunt.

Even Jesus is laughing.

I can see it now.

"Breaking News Story On CNN!

A Challanger Appears!"

And You just see the US Marines gunnin' down some Serbs.

A Challenger Appears!

I SAID WINZ

Third post. best evar.

LOLZ DOUBLE POST AND EPIC WINZ!?

I win.

At 2/17/08 10:39 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Finland, okay place really. Most notable thing is the people and their behavious online. I'm fairly surprised that no finn has yet came here, and posted a long post about Finland is the most metal country in the world, and how finland pwned russia in WWII and all that kind of shit.

Anyway, yeah, Finland, welfare state, no problem with that, main problem is the current administration trying to demolish said welfare state and drift towards the Friedmanian world order. But, they only have three years before the next elections, and they allready shot themselves in the foot pretty bad with the Nurses and Paper factory ordeals.

Hej, neighbor!

Jag är från Sverige! Right next to Finnaland. :P

Sweden has the hottest blondes you'll ever find (But don't let that discourage you peeps looking for babes in Finland, Denmark or Norway). We were an empire once -- We fucked Russia in the ass.. and they fucked us back. We also fucked the Czech's once or twice. Our Government is stable, but they are also very submissive in a sense; They've begun to dismantle our National Anthem being sung in schools because Islamic immagrants find it offensive (What the fuck are Turks doing in Scandinavia anyway?).

We're good friends with Finland. :B

Norway thinks we're rather.. 'peppy'. But that's because they're Grim and Frostbitten and Sweden is a bit more Gothenburg/Melo-Death.

Denmark is our brother! Poland is.. Polish.

Anyway.. yeah. Sweden pwns.

Bro, I know how you feel.

Unlike you, I, too, grew up with an older brother who beat my ass more than once.

Here's the catch, bro. You want to hit their chin sideways fast and hard. If you're lucky, your hit with make their head go to the side fast enough that their brain with rattle in the skull and ultimately knock them out. Make sure you're using your knuckles, though.

You can grab an arm when they throw a punch and pop the elbow the opposite way of the joint; This will ultimately shatter their arm. That will render them pretty much useless, and leave you to do whatever the fuck you want to them.

Also, bring a knife with you just in case. Especially if you fight nigra's (because they always bring their monkey-ass friends), since the instant you beat their ass, one of their jig-a-boo friends will jump in to save them. If you get jumped, Knife Fighting is perfectly legit -- 'specially 'cause it's then considered self-defense.

And if all else fails; Hit them in the temple and call it a day. One guy down and a self-defense epic win for you.

BOOM! SENTENCE! BOOM! SENTENCE!

lulz

This page is fucking win.

DID I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A SUIT BITCH!?

Nordavind = a slight challenge for your skills?

Plank Vs. Raptor Jesus would be lawl

I have been gone for so long! Lost in the ways of the /b/, but here, i find myself returning to the NG portal with a sense of ... warmth.

How I have missed thee, Newgrounds!

Hm... I think I may upload from Sear Bliss or Ewigkeit later on.

You're not a free nation. Especially after 9/11...everyone sees it except you guys. They control you with it.

Oh, and you little Brits are? Lmao.

Btw, I commute between the US and Sweden, pal. My main citizenship is for Sverige; I only go to US for school and business. ;)

too bad, at first you would have a coice upon Internet, but sooner or later Internet 2 will be a must.
Google is just one of the major companies preparing for internet 2 by setting up hundreds of ” server farms ” through which eventually all our personal data - emails, documents, photographs, music, movies - will pass and reside.

But wouldn't all fot his consititute as an invasion of privacy? The Government is NOT allowed to spy on us as a nation. What we do on the intraweb is our own business. If they are gonna use 'hax' on our IP addresses and history caches, they might as well be bugging our telephones.

America's not a fucking Communist regime. We have our federal agencies, etc, but in no way are they the fucking KGB. This practically breaks every amendment in the constitution that pertains to rights as a citizen.

They CANNOT do this. It's entirely illegal. =\