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I have loads of unfinished projects littering my Flash folder. I promise myself I'll finish them someday, but I can almost guarantee I won't because of the lack of motivation and inspiration. Thats the key to continuing a movie - inspiration.

Its the reason I have nothing in the portal. I can never be bothered to finish anything worth submitting.

At 8/12/05 09:04 PM, HolsteinCow wrote: i cant believe im 15 years old and i still havent boned a woman

i need a life

Its not even legal until you're 16, seriously, it's no big deal.

POST 666 - GO ME!

A requested bump.

That is quite frankly the worst tutorial I've ever seen. You don't have time to follow or understand any of it.

Also, its NGCOLLABS.com not NGCOELABS.com...

At 8/14/05 08:56 PM, ReNaeNae wrote: ...hope this is ok... there's no lip syncing, it's mostly tweens.... and... it's overworked, so.. sorry if it lags! :(

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...comments/critiques/criticism appreciated. Thanks!

I dont think that could be improved...

That's really good! But in my opinion, that far cheek is a little to rounded. It needs a little bit more definition. If you understand me...

Great anyway though :)

Clowns are evil.

Remember art is still required. Perhaps someone should do some...

I might be able to do some voices. If I can do what's required. I really like my new high quality microphone. Just drop me by an e-mail or an IM and I'll see what I can do.

Yeh I think you should. Make a longer though.

(and the preloader in the first one was fucked)

Don't you have to break the symbol up first? I dont think you can fade symbols. And with bitmap images it'll just all turn into w/e colour you've selected.

Could this be?

The collab near completion... (I bloody well hope so *rolls eyes*)

Haha! "Its ok to crack big companies".

Thats worse you pillock!

First he says its a real movie, then he says its short film... There's a major difference.

Real movie = Something that people will pay to see at a cinema and lasts for like 2 and a half hours
Short film = Something which is shown in art galleries and film festivals

Which applies in this situation?

P.S. I wouldn't be able to do it, I was just wondering.

The topics only 16 pages long. It won't be done for a long time yet, I don't think!

And KJ, you've got my part, right?

I found a much better community than NG.... Its found at www.drugs-plaza.com. It is so much closer and friendlier than this place. And you can genuine advice rather than people laughing at you. Mega-dickheads are very rare.

I'm doing penis.

Q7: Can it come in a box?

Yes.

lol

I can do a chav voice for you. Contact me and you can tell me what to say (and I can send you a sample - see if you like the voice)

Yeah I totally think that he should've been in it, I can't believe they didn't ask the general public and made their own descision

Oh ok. I figured they were different things.

But you could've simply corrected me, you didn't need to call me a retard, thats just being a complete dickhead.

Thats awesome!

No it isn't...

Sodomy = Forcing overlarge things into places they shouldn't be. (Giant dildos up the ass etc)
Bestiality = Sex with animals.

Its really good. You may want to check the lip-sync on the first one. And the explosions on the second could perhaps use some work, I dunno.

Aside from that I like it :)

Um... Yes, I believe it is.

How many lines are left to come in?

There is no way the gorillaz would come to Newgrounds looking for animators. The skill the animators they already have surpasses most things I've seen on here. And it would be pointless and hundreds of n00bs would be like "I CAN 4N1MATE FOR j00!!!1111one!!!1!11! I JUST N33D 2 LERN TEH FL4SH!!!11!!!1one!!111!"

Yeah they take time, but it seems to go on for ages. And by the way - Dropping them and finding someone else will take even longer, just incase you didnt know...

At 8/1/05 02:31 PM, True_Darkness wrote: ok, so what I'm wrong about the tweening. Last night we all had a chat on AIM, i dunno if you were there, but we told everyone they MUST work harder, yours was even an example of what must be worked harder on. WE made an agreement. Anyones flash that dosen't meet up to me, hellraiser, or brandoncps standards, will be removed. I'm sorry but we want quality work. Now yours will porbably be removed if you don't work a lot harder then that! Its only 5 seconds like you said, so make it count! I'd advice you redo that part and work harder on it if you want it to be accepted into this collab, that goes for everyone else too.

No I wasn't there. But, that parts only about 5 seconds I meant, I have from 46-53 (Something like that.) And just incase you hadn't actually noticed - I'm not done... I even mentioned I'm not done... So just shut up and let me get on with it, K?

At 8/1/05 07:22 PM, 9sam1 wrote: it got blammed like crazy so i want you to watch and tell me why (other then bad animating cause thats a part of the joke.) watch till after the credits for the special feature please.

http://i15.photobuck..s/a388/9sam1/umm.swf

The fact that if someone wanted to learn how to make a good flash movie, did you not think they'd want to learn from someone who's good, rather than someone who sucks?

At 7/31/05 08:25 PM, True_Darkness wrote:

At 7/30/05 02:16 PM, NogginmenAnimations wrote: Here's lines 48 & 49 so far. In 48 I'm gonna put some flashin lights and make the tablets rotate in the background.

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=VPPART

look, i hate to break it to people, but that animation, along with tons of others I've seen posted on this thread. Everything has barely any effort and barely any movement, jsut simple motion tweens and pictures.

How can say that... It last for about 5 seconds. And there's one motion tween, making it slightly smoother than it would've been FBF...

I read the title and thought - You are insane...